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...step into my laboratory?

July 07 2011

There have been a couple of threads running lately talking about the beautiful people...attraction to the attractive, and my mind went to the other side of midnight thinking "what if". So here's the thought.. | What if you could pick and choose...then build your own little perfect creation from the parts? Hey, this is nothing new...how do you think Frankenstein finally ended up with a bride and who knows where Wierd Science may take us in the future? So if you could pick, who's and what would you put on your perfect playmate, lover or significant other? | Personally, I am heading for the lab with Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Christina Aguilera and Gwyneth Paltrow (she's hotting up with age) and whilst four will go in only one will come out...I tell you later how this turns out. Don't know though...I might want Shakira's hips that seemed to be like a perpetual motion machine although the rest are just spare parts according to my blueprint. | So come on...if we are talking beautiful and attractive, let's try a DIY and roll you own. | Grabbing my rare and vintage scotch, a box of cohibas and heading for the lab.... | ..see ya.

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I don’t like the stitch marks and scars

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Well I have wished for this many times and it's even politically correct (well matrimonially correct) - I've always fantasied of cloning Mrs Pup - playing piggy in the middle between two Pups would make for a very happy piggy. I guess I might just like to have the clone at age 21 but I wouldn't quibble if this was asking too much!OK if we can really dream then a mix of Katherine Heigl/Ashley Judd (they are near to twins anyway) and Jessica Alba would be a good thing although again I'd much rather have all 3 together in their entirety!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    We have all had our fantasies about meeting the gorgeous guy/girl that we saw on the silver screen or watched from stage left as they gyrated and sang one of our fave songs but really would we take it if it was offered. I was in the situation once where it was and I gracefully declined. Much nicer to keep those for fantasies than to turn them into a reality that could prove to be disappointing. As for combining my faves? Can't say I would ever really want to. Just give me someone fun, someone genuine and someone loving. Better yet if all three of those were combined! As for the looks factor? Mine vary so much that I could never come up with my ONE ideal person. Variety is the spice of life!!Kisses all,L

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Yoda - Agent Smith - James Bond - Jack Sparrow or if your lab is not so high tech then i will settle for: Johnny Depp - Sean Connery - Lenny Kravitz - James Dean Sins

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    ok....Johnny Depp's = MojoJake Gyllenhaals = dreamy eyesRyan Goslings = blonde broodinessMark Whalberg's = fit bod, hot assJim Morrison = swagger in leatherAlex Skarsgard = alphanessGerrard Bulter = ruggednessEwan McGregor = charmJohn Butler = Oz hipnesshmmmm yes, its a rather greedy list.... lol!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Looking good...although can't fault the Mr. P strategy. | ...back to the lab. Time to work on Gwyneth some more. Ohhhhh silky hair and a little landing strip...now whre did I put Shakira's sacro-lumbar joint? |

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Nope. Can't do it. I just can't envisage stitching them all together and having a seamless blend. . However, anything with Angelina Jolie (minus knives) but without Christina Aguilera (except for the Dirrty music video) would most likely float my boat. . And yes, it is just you. Gwyneth is not improving with age, although I though she was just lovely in Great Expectations! . Flirty x

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Ummm....I would create maybe 7 of them - for monday, tuesday, wednesday...Oh and another harder-working version of myself to send to work each day. :) MrA

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Yeah , i am not too sure as to having abit of her and abit of someone else thrown in the test tube..I like the discovery of the new lover and what she is made up of...If i had i piece of Angelina i may think yukk Brad's been there !!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    God I will have Angelina if Brad is in there. Come on Taipan, all you need to do is suck Brad right out. Woo hoo double trouble. . I agree with you by the way Chasing, I saw Gwyneth Paltrow on the Graham Norton show recently and she is definitely a classic beauty who seems to be getting more beautiful with age. . Can I please have the debonair George Clooney, the hot Brad Pitt, the sexy Johnny Deep and his gorgeous brown eyes I would drown in, the bad boy Robert Downey Jnr and the naughtiness and intelligence of Stalky along with his bum, all rolled into one. YUM. Actually, that would make the a fantastic circle of fun... now that would the experience of my life. :P . xx Meeka

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    And then i will think about Billy bob Meeka ..oh no my mine is going too far ,it would affect my preformance !!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Hmmmm where to start..Helen Mirrens grace.Sigourney Weavers height.Monica Belluccis accent and curves.Meekas butt.Natalie Portmans latent untapped sexuality.Cythereas "squirting" ability.Amber Lynns mouth.A slighty submissive nature, alternative tastes, class, style, a coy look in her eye.Or just give me Monica Bellucci strapped to a bed...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'wowwow09' I don’t like the stitch marks and scars But I have 'em anyway!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Those bolts on the side of the neck could come in handy! Jump start anyone?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Having just had the pleasure of "Mr. Photoshop CocK" and the thread about "Perfect People"...well, I can actually work in Photoshop (and a few more) so this plot came to mind. | Jearzus...if get this right and these two breed? A race of perfect superhumans with no desire to do anything but sex each other down and achieve nothing more than the ulitmate race of... the next batch of Gen Y kids.| Back to the lab...or is it "the chop shop". | | And yes...I can hang pictures in a gallery somewhere for viewing.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Having just had the pleasure of "Mr. Photoshop CocK" and the thread about "Perfect People"...well, I can actually work in Photoshop (and a few more) so this plot came to mind. | Jearzus...if get this right and these two breed? A race of perfect superhumans with no desire to do anything but sex each other down and achieve nothing more than the ulitmate race of... the next batch of Gen Y kids.Wlil tehy sitll be albe to raed teshe qiukry pstos Cnhasig Mdginhit.......or will it be just all about the sex for a change.... yipeeeee Sex as legal tender has my vote

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I don't know about making a new person out of bits and pieces but I wish they had cloned Ayrton Senna before his crash.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Always read the fine print ya'all...or is that the find print? | Quoting 'sinspirit' Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' A race of perfect superhumans with no desire to do anything but sex each other down and achieve nothing more than the ulitmate race of... the next batch of Gen Y kids. Wlil tehy sitll be albe to raed teshe qiukry pstos Cnhasig Mdginhit.......Sex as legal tender has my vote By the time these little creatures take over...they will have spent everyhing anyway so I would say that will be about the only thing they have left to make purchases on eBay. Will give the "Buy it Now" option an whole new meaning, huh? | And as for you, Dancing Queen...nice top. | | And since I peeked whilst you were dressing...I love the "no dress no nuthin" look down under.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'MistressT' I don't know about making a new person out of bits and pieces but I wish they had cloned Ayrton Senna before his crash. A lady who knows and loves Senna?? What beast is this? Have you seen the new doco about the great brazillian?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'YonipujaJ' Quoting 'MistressT' I don't know about making a new person out of bits and pieces but I wish they had cloned Ayrton Senna before his crash. A lady who knows and loves Senna?? What beast is this? Have you seen the new doco about the great brazillian? I saw the doco at the State Theatre a few weeks ago. He was a very talented driver and unrivalled in the wet. So sad that he died so young.This year I am only doing non championship events and non speed stuff like skidpan while I learn to get the race car around the track. Next year I hope to be doing supersprinting and compete in the club championship. So no beast - just another race car driver who thinks Senna was soooo hot and sexy and talented.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    If you could take Kat Von D, Gwen Stefani, Salma Hayek, Pink, Angelina Jolie, Amber Rose, Casey Loza, Sabina Kelley and Kathleen who used to be in hi-5, mix them all together and I'll pick up the finished product later this week. Thanking you in advance (Mr)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    LOL... I can only imagine how the following would turn out... Johnny Depp Jack Black Jason Segal Ben Stiller Ben Harper John Butler Clearly, I like them "different"!! Although, I would take Johnny Depp in his Pirates of the Carribean get up... as is. *drools* (MRS)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I noticed Johnny D & Angelina J are listed by afew people.... lets hope there is enough of them to go around.... lol!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'foreverlove7985'Kathleen who used to be in hi-5, (Mr) Noooooooo! What the hell... She wasn't even hot! (MRS)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Can I please have mine with mixture of Catherine Zeta-Jones Paris Well’s and Jade Mcrae. Throw into the mix a bit of Drew Barrymore’s feistiness a splash of Charlize Theron ohhhh and stir in a bit of Milla Jovochich just for good measure. And if you can add in a touch of sultriness to the mix that would be fantastic. Cheers

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Quoting 'foreverlove7985'Kathleen who used to be in hi-5, (Mr) Noooooooo! What the hell... She wasn't even hot! (MRS) She was smokin! LOL I wouldn't kick her out of bed. Kathleen was the hottest out of all the Hi-5 people and made the show watchable. She could sing and dance, the complete package! Its just not the same without her. JMO Anyway, its my zombie and I'll have it made out of whoever I like thankyou very much. (Mr) P.S. She was nowhere near as hot as you Mrs Foreverlove. x

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'foreverlove7985' P.S. She was nowhere near as hot as you Mrs Foreverlove. x Good save. (MRS)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I would like the sense of playfulness that comediens Hamish and Andy have with the sense of humourof the late Dick Emery. Combine that with the sex appeal of the late Patrick Swayze in his hay day, George Clooney's eyes, the bad boy appeal of Vin Diesel (his body is not too dusty either come to think of it).

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    If I was building my perfect female... umm... I'd take a smokin' hot lady by the name of KIMBRA... as is. Google her. Not only is she easy on the eyes, but she has a voice that makes you turn to jelly. (MRS)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Hmmm....let me see now... lets start at the top and work our way down...Cristina Scabbia's headAngelina Jolie's lipsSalma Hayek's chesticlesFergie's ab'sJaime Koeppe's assStacy Kieblers legsEmma Stone's feet*stands back and looks* ... Hmmmm....yeah, that'll do.Oh. And Krissy, I know EXACTLY what you're saying about Mira Sorvino! I watched "The Replacement killers" again the other day, and OMMADAYUM!!!! If I got lost on an island somewhere, with only her as company, don't come looking for me...please?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Thanks everyone for your ideas and creative thoughts...the experiment is now complete and I have come up with a winner, well for me at least.|I'm just going to leave the door to the lab open and let ya'all go in there and join the party. There is an entire room full of beautiful people in there...men and women, actors, singers, comediennes, TV celebs and more. There is even a hot chick from Hi-5...think about it. What a great way to get good ol' Dad to grab the kids and sit down in front of the TV for a half an hour with the kids. I'm may come back for one of those too...take away with nothing on it, thanks.|The point is, they are beautiful people...maybe like most of you that have posted in. Sure, we could all use a nip and tuck or if we could pick them...different eyes or bigger boobs, but if we start looking for what we like about people rather than what we might change, we might just be that Pirate from the Caribbean or Lara Croft packing heat.|The door is open...help yourselves and as for me? Well it took just over a week to convince her but I am heading out for the weekend at the Crown Casino with Gwyneth Paltrow...she's hotting up with age you know and whilst might not be perfect in everyone's eyes, I think I am going to have one hell of a weekend. So the door is open and help yourselves...the surgical equipment is still in the autoclave if you want it, but think if you start looking for what you like you probably won't need it.|...see ya, and thanks for letting me play. ||Quick Hi-5 on the way out...your right, not as hot as (Mrs.) but still hot. Nice save, coward.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    *Drags Sparhawk onto the slab for a jumpstart while everyone's busy with the beautiful people.*