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so...wot u up 2?

February 26 2011

of all the stupid questions I get from guys, this question has to be the most annoying. Oh yes, and it IS with that spelling. Well, what I am up to, when I get that question...is NOT shagging some luscious puppy, or studly guy..or sexy woman for that matter. I am not sitting at the computer watching porn, or frigging myself silly. I am not even talking dirty with anyone - that includes you. Actually, if I am on the computer, there is a GOOD chance I am NOT having sexual thoughts or urges, let alone be WITH someone. What I am *usually* up to is...knitting, while the washing machine is going, and dinner is cooking. I also happen to be chatting at the same time. Sometimes I might be hanging washing (sorry if you wanted my undivided attention, but I think you can cope without me for..oh..4 minutes without a 'brb'), or heaven forbid, I might actually be on the phone, or talking to the neighbours on the doorstep, perhaps even answering emails or posting on this forum. I ask you...what are you 'up to' when you are on the computer? (just in case I am an aberration) Oh..and lets not get me started on what I am wearing. I'm in Tassie, its cold. I'm wearing warm clothes. Duh. xxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    OMG! I don't knit..but am always busy doing all the other stuff you mentioned when I am home at not at work, training or doing stuff with my son. hmmmm.. maybe that is why I took down my pics.... got sick of men making assumptions just because I am on RHP. Back to unpacking boxes n hangout the washing! huggies sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    If they ask what i'm wearing i usually say ugg boots and an iron lung.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Are you feeling horny ? Is your pussy wet ? It seems to be the standard question when guys say .. How are you ? I always say something like 'excellent or fabulous... then if I ask the same .. you know the answer Im sure !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    All the comments above are so sad, but so true.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Some Men are just Dumb! No wonder, they cant find any Woman to meet! msg's like that are just a waste of time! I would rather! a player! at least they are intelligent! they know what to say! to a Woman! xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    It's the height of laziness, and I assume if they are that lazy on email, they are lazy in bed too.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'sassyme'Are you feeling horny ? Is your pussy wet ? It seems to be the standard question when guys say .. How are you ? I always say something like 'excellent or fabulous... then if I ask the same .. you know the answer Im sure ! you were supposed to get instantly moist when you saw a message from god's gift to women in your inbox!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Only in text form, late at night when I am usually sitting around wearing next to nothing. How am I? Fan-fucking-tastic thanks.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Now ladies...are these men or are these boys? Chronological age may not count but I am guessing these guys are under the 30 year mark? | Just be patient, be subtle and say politely... | "...I am doing your Dad, want to say hello?" | | *waves*...hi Mum. Can I do your daughter too?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' you were supposed to get instantly moist when you saw a message from god's gift to women in your inbox! I will pay you for that one curiousnewgirl. LOL. You are funny. Meeks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Now ladies...are these men or are these boys? Chronological age may not count but I am guessing these guys are under the 30 year mark? | Just be patient, be subtle and say politely... | "...I am doing your Dad, want to say hello?" | | *waves*...hi Mum. Can I do your daughter too? Actually, they aren't all under 30. Some are upwards of 45. Lets see...25, 27, 29, 30, 35, 41 are the most recent ones ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    We received a message from a young man (and yep we don't have single men on our profile) that was written in txt speak and took me half an hour to work out. Basically it said "Hi what are you doing tonight"? and it was written at 10:02pm (we old farts need our beauty sleep and weren't online at the time). So looked at his profile and he was only looking for woman! LOL So needless to say he got a not so polite message back! Pusscat xxx (shaking her head)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' | | *waves*...hi Mum. Can I do your daughter too? But I dont think you have much chance!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Just lovely. Being told off because I don't want to fuck every guy who messages me....it's a shame there's douchebags here....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    So what's wrong with Ugg boots??? A woman doesn't need to be wearing La Perla to be considered attractive. Though La Perla and Ugg boots would be an interesting combination. Mechanical bucking bull - not in any way stimulating - Kylie wearing Agent Provocatuer on a mechanical bull is a different story. WHere am I going with this? No idea. Just the usual stream of conciousness I'll wax lyrical with you anytime.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee' But I dont think you have much chance! Opps ... had forgotten about that. | | I had been teasing with a young lady who reads these forums who said her father might not quite understand the age difference so I had suggested... | ...I talk to her mother.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'YIPEEKIYAY' So what's wrong with Ugg boots??? what's right with them? xx Sarah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I actually thought this was a SEX site not a social networking site. My bad. But I completely agree, we tend to get a lot of stupid messages. SO WTF is wrong with writting in ENGLISH, oops I forget, they stopped teaching that in school.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'clevergirl'Just lovely. Being told off because I don't want to fuck every guy who messages me....it's a shame there's douchebags here.... There's douchebags everywhere! I have found the guys on this Site and another one the most polite actually! Don't know what sort of messages you send them back to get such abuse....for all the years I have been here I have probably had 2 go off about being knocked back...but, that is just their low self esteem or ego.. not mine! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Quoting 'clevergirl'Just lovely. Being told off because I don't want to fuck every guy who messages me....it's a shame there's douchebags here.... There's douchebags everywhere! I have found the guys on this Site and another one the most polite actually! Don't know what sort of messages you send them back to get such abuse....for all the years I have been here I have probably had 2 go off about being knocked back...but, that is just their low self esteem or ego.. not mine! xFunlovingxI sent the can't see our planets colliding'' flirt response! But it's all good, everyone else has been nice and easygoing, so it's more amusing than anything. Well and relief that I dodged a bullet there!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Ladies - by all means be picky, not all of us have a PhDin English literature... what is a tired tradie after a hard day's work gotta do to get laid :-)LOL - had a good laugh at some comments here ,thanks ladies. We spoke about these few weeks back with a friend (from another site) and she mentioned some of the same - well, those cliche ice breakers exist for a reason - on the site they can't so easily say "What you drinkin' hunny?" or "Buy you a beer darlin'...?"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'docstella'I actually thought this was a SEX site not a social networking site. My bad. But I completely agree, we tend to get a lot of stupid messages. SO WTF is wrong with writting in ENGLISH, oops I forget, they stopped teaching that in school. This is an Adult site which does include social networking as well as sex and I do believe that they still teach english in our schools. By the way if you want to complain about text speak, then what is the WTF in your reply?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'docstella'I actually thought this was a SEX site not a social networking site. My bad. But I completely agree, we tend to get a lot of stupid messages. SO WTF is wrong with writting in ENGLISH, oops I forget, they stopped teaching that in school. This is an Adult site which does include social networking as well as sex and I do believe that they still teach english in our schools. By the way if you want to complain about text speak, then what is the WTF in your reply? fionabee I wasn't complaining I was being ironic, we are also fed up with the way we are contacted by some people

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    *some* might be accessing internet sites from their fancy shmancy phones, and I can see how you take shortcuts in text as a rule which then spills over into chat/email, however, that doesn't explain all of it. If I have to decipher what someone is saying to me then you really are too much trouble to bother with at the get go. Yes yes. Sure, I might miss out on an awesome time in the sack, but for me, its truly not worth the hours of chat before and after. The occasional 'u' in there I can tolerate, but not 'wot.' Drives me batty. Let's not get started on punctuation.xxxshe who is off to vacuum, start a load of washing and get breakfast (not get nekkid and find the sex toys for a wicked time...alone)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Shame that some people seem to lose their manners when not face to face with a person. Not all men on this site are so rude and some of us actually enjoy a good conversation without the need to talk about sex. Interesting points in alot of the comments here though.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    we feel the same as others here...why then, if this is an 'adult' site (read 'sex' site) are there people here who are obviously left over from the msn chat rooms? if you want to socialize, join the local bowls club ffs!