some funny jokes I heared :D

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Good work dude.....Raflmao  Cheers Nev........hahaha dead fish no one can find....Hehehehe love it!

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  nice

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  what did one saggy boob say to the other?We better perk up or ppl will think were nuts!

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  16 years ago

  Quoting 'MrsPeachypear'Lmho... that is so BAD and so GOOOD! Thnx!... Hope you enjoy these that arrived via email just today...When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.I was walking through the cemetary this morning and saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning..." He said, "No, just taking a shit."My girlfriend was in labour with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!' She looked at me and yelled, " You did this o me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your butt but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating, I asked why? She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."Lolol... Mrs P' Oh Mrs P The one about the gf and the pain..OMG...i literally laughed out loud.

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  16 years ago

  A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, 'Good morning and welcome to Kmart, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: 'Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?' ' Absolutely not,' replies the greeter, 'I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!!!!'

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  16 years ago

  My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly & said"this will make you very happy tonight"He was right when he went out of the bedroom I squirted it all over the doorknobs he couldn't get back in

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  16 years ago

  1: Did you hear about the dwarf who ran under a woman's skirt? He got a flap across the face and a clit around the ear. 2: Guy driving gets pulled over by the Police and the cop says to him "Excuse me sir, but I think you've been drinking". The guy answers "Why, was I driving erratically"? "No, says the cop, it's the ugly chick sitting next to you". 3: Why don't black children play in sand-pits? Cats keep covering them up.

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