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silly facts just for a laugh

March 16 2010

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The essential info of life. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G..!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm....... ) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. In other words, send it to everyone ! (and God love that pig)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    it takes on average 90 squirts from a cows udder to make a liter of milk horse-racing regulations require no racehorses name to contain more then 18 letters sheep will not drink from running water tigers have striped skin not just striped fur during the seventeenth centuries in england, egg whites were a popular form of laundry detergent the hollywood sign was erected in 1923 sugar was added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist, william semple mosquitoes have teeth on average a four year old child asks 437 questions a day the bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps every year , the moon moves a further 3.82cm from the earth the eiffel tower has 1792 steps if you attempted to count the stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3000 years to count them all just 20 seconds worth of fuel remained when apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon the mona lisa has no eyebrows elephants are the only animals that cannot jump in Elizabethan times, carnations were used to spice wine and ale frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open teeth are the only parts of the human body that cant repair themselves a quater of the bones in your body are in your feet the tongue is the fastest healing part of the body strawberries contain more vitamin c then oranges a one day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations the bird that lays the largest egg in relation to its own size is the kiwi the average person spends two years on the phone in his/her lifetime animals that lay eggs dont have bellybuttons slugs have four noses flamingoes are pink because they eat shrimp camels milk doesn't curdle there are one million ants to every human in the world august has the highest percentage of births google is a number (1 followed by 100 zeros) the average persons left hand does 56% of the typing the main purpose of growing rice in flooded paddocks is to drown the weeds surrounding the seedlings there are 293 ways to make change for a dollar rubber bands last longer when refrigerated the toothbrush was invented in 1498 magericophobia is the intense fear of having to cook people do not get sick from cold weather , its from being indoors a lot more Guinness book of records holds the records for being the book the most stolen from libraries up to the age of six or seven months children can breath and swallow simultaneously due to the eye placement a donkey can see all of its hooves at the same time when the eiffel tower was built in 1884 , parisians referred to it as the tragic lamppost fish have been known to kiss up to 25 minutes if 80% of you liver were to be removed , the remaining part would continue to function there is more then 25,00km of neon tubing in the sigs on the strip and downtown las vegas a skunk can be detected by a human over one kilometer away lizards communicate by doing push ups the art of mapmaking is older then the art f writing all hurricanes form over water and last for a bout 10 days the mechanical shark in the movie jaws was nicknamed bruce fish can get seasick rats can swim for a kilometer without resting, they can also tread water for three days straight babies have taste buds all over the insides of their mouths not just their tongue one of the best ways to clean pewter is to rub it with cabbage iceberg lettuce, until the 1920's was called crisphead

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    N that's a fact! HeheThanks... Mrs P'

  • MandN

    MandN

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'littlered' google is a number (1 followed by 100 zeros) Actually - The name "Google" is a misspelling of the word googol<1>. Milton Sirotta, nephew of U.S. mathematician Edward Kasner, made this word in 1938, for the number 1 and one hundred 0's Source - http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google "not authorative but I’d trust that fact over someone else’s post on a site like RHP I'm sure that's only 1 of 100 mis-quoted / incorrect facts which get bandied about, pity it's so easy to cut and paste someone else’s crap without thinking too much.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Have a look back in the WA forums, there's a similar thread to this one... Viking

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    lmfao Viking Bitch.. who the fuk reads the WA forum anyway??? :p Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.She directs him down the correct aisle.A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?'He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the storeto get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobaccoand some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.So, I figure if I have to roll my own . . .so does she.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Snails mate by firing small darts at eachother. Ants hate lemon juice. The mafia killed JFK because he did not support trade agreements in chicago, Linden B Johnson did. John Lennon was shot over 7 times and he still managed to walk around outside the building asking for help for a few minutes. A failed satelite orbit trajectory in the 90's brought the thing back down to crash shortly after in Peru. The villagers who found the wreck took the plutonium cell and shared it out to other villagers to keep their feet warm at night in bed. A week later the recovery team discovered this event. Within a month most the villagers were dead. The Nuclear powers deny they are polluting the world's oceans. They say it's not them, but all the dead fish in the sea. Computer projections predict planet mercury will finally be drawn into the Sun and destroyed within the next 200 years, likely a bit less than 200. If earth is in line with the collision at the time, we will be wiped out in minutes by the blast and subsequent solar flare. Way to Go!