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saying something stupid while having sex
February 20 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
Of course I have! But fortunately, I usually get away with it. But the stupidest thing I've ever say is when I'm doing well with someone at a pub or nightclub.......'Goodnight' and head home alone.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Asked if any of my friends would want to fuck him, soooooo I told him I would bring one next time. Next time I came over armed with my biggest dildo and introduced him to my friend. Needless to say he never asked about fucking my friends again.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
''Do you cum here often?''
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RHP User
13 years ago
That's why my profile says 1 on 1,lol, you are so sweet Tuscan and come up with such nice toppingsWhen they ask me after I say I am looking for 5 Lovers, ohhh all at once they ask, I say no wayI don't share no way I share at all, or say ask me, can you introduce me to Tuscanred, and they know I know you because you are on my friends list.........daaaaaaaa wrong answer. Fuck of mate, I will not even meet you. lololol. Ok should they ask me after sex I am fucked and pissed of.lololol Lucky for me they ask before we meet otherwise I would feel really, really bad.my self esteem would be crashed and I would be sit in the corner crying.sooooo jealous of you Tuscan my friend.Hope we see each other shortly, love you.
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RHP User
13 years ago
but the biggest turn off for me was "Does your Mother swing?" Kicked him out faster than he could dress. Kisses Focus PS - for those newbies around here (welcome) who may not know, my Mother is also a member of RHP.
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RHP User
13 years ago
My ex partner would sometimes throw in a nonchalant comment about something completely innocuous. Perhaps from some gossip of the day. We'd be on the side, I'd be taking her from behind, and then: "what should we do for dinner tomorrow?" Sigh.I believe she had ADHD.
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RHP User
13 years ago
What is most stupid thing you have heard?? LOLI am sure there will be a few that are hilarious...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Man naked with cock in hand looks at me and says can you take a look at this rash on my cock and tell me what it is? man farts in bed and says can you smell that? wonder what I had that was off for lunch today. Man ask to go down on me his reply no you go down on me first...five minutes latter its I will do you another time I am tired book into hotel I have paid, man then goes and drinks out the mini bar leaves ten dollars and says..that should cover it right? Man asks Did you cum? Man asks if he can come over, spend the night man gets to house with suitcase says do you mind if I stay a while I am homeless.............this actually did happen to a girlfriend of mine. now take this all with a grain of salt, its a bit of fun
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RHP User
13 years ago
I once did the unthinkable,just before i came i shouted out the wrong name and for my troubles i never did get to cum,got totally barred.Yeah,yeah i know so much deserved it,jsk
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jsk6767'I once did the unthinkable,just before i came i shouted out the wrong name and for my troubles i never did get to cum,got totally barred.Yeah,yeah i know so much deserved it,jsk write their name in the palm of your hand call them honey or only go out with girls called sue
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RHP User
13 years ago
was during a long arvo session between action and the lady I was with started going on about dole bludgers and people on disability!!!! She knew I am a health professionall and care for all no matter their problems economically/socially... I sat there and let her dig herself as large a hole as she wanted..... I stated I was not happy about her views and she just said "fine" and so I said "cya" We have 95% employment and the only people who aren't in a job are young people who have yet to get any work experience or mentally/physically ill people so effectively FULL employment... I really couldn't see where this came from as she had told me recently she had left her job due to a dispute with the boss... WTF Mike
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RHP User
13 years ago
called me,I missed the call so called him.No reply.Then hours later he messaged me. ''Sorry I missed your call,I am in the pub having a few beers.If we meet and all goes well,can we make love'' So wrong,I never make love,I just have hot jungle sex.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'blond_gypsy'My ex partner would sometimes throw in a nonchalant comment about something completely innocuous. Perhaps from some gossip of the day. We'd be on the side, I'd be taking her from behind, and then: "what should we do for dinner tomorrow?" Sigh. I believe she had ADHD.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh well BG, combining food and sex isn't everyone's cup of tea.... LOL xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
you rock goddess, sex fiend. You tell 'em!!!! Mike PS what a dickhead
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RHP User
13 years ago
While shagging one, he asked to turn off the light. "Why, aren't I good looking enough?" She asks. He says, "Ofcourse you are but it's burning my arse." or when he was shagging a girl in the park and from on top of her he says, "Hey, I can see my house from up here."
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' Quoting 'jsk6767'I once did the unthinkable,just before i came i shouted out the wrong name and for my troubles i never did get to cum,got totally barred.Yeah,yeah i know so much deserved it,jsk write their name in the palm of your hand call them honey or only go out with girls called sue Ok i had that one coming my way but why Sue TR,don't get it,jsk
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jsk6767' Quoting 'tuscanred' Quoting 'jsk6767'I once did the unthinkable,just before i came i shouted out the wrong name and for my troubles i never did get to cum,got totally barred.Yeah,yeah i know so much deserved it,jsk write their name in the palm of your hand call them honey or only go out with girls called sue Ok i had that one coming my way but why Sue TR,don't get it,jsk who have the same name, is what I meant so you never forget the name
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RHP User
13 years ago
"Okay", when a guy did not want to wear a condom. Fifteen years ago, but still at the top of my list.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' "Okay", when a guy did not want to wear a condom. Fifteen years ago, but still at the top of my list. yep we all make mistakes sometimes
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RHP User
13 years ago
when I was a tad younger I had a woman say those immortal words to me at the critical moment "are you in yet". I looked lovingly into her eyes and replied "yes of course, can't you feel my toes trying to grab a foothold on your pubic bone". It was a short short relationship lol
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