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rhp Sex Newspaper your sex report and forecast
April 21 2017
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N4November
9 years ago
My forecast is dry with no showers expected. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Katkat
9 years ago
With Baysinstinct mine is dry as hell hopefully one day a big storm is coming 😂🤣😜😝😆 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Well sign me up for The Touchy Times. Best read I've had in a long time. I can't wait for thursdays edition😎
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RHP User
9 years ago
My paper would be largely classified ads. My listing would be in the "free" section and would read something like "one penis free to a good home. Currently unloved, but is in excellent condition, although an operation shortly after birth to remove excess skin may be noticeable. It responds well to affection and gets excited easily. It does require to be taken out occasionally for exercise, particularly in the mornings, but is easily lead by hand. It can be supplied with a collar if needed. It is well groomed and kept clean at all times. All applicants considered"
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RHP User
9 years ago
You must have seen a different report Baysicinstinct, I heard there could be an unseasonal tropical change at the Bay with moist and sticky conditions with the possibility off multiple sudden downpours.
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MissBishere
9 years ago
It's a pretty one to torryman 👀
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RHP User
9 years ago
Woman, estimated to be around 40 was sighted slipping back into Sydney late this afternoon, after it was rumoured she had spent 4 days way out past the black stump. She had a wild look of a person who had spent too much time away from her home turf; far too much time driving, and we believe she had probably had eaten too much fudge. While she arrived back in Sydney wearing demure look of someone from a small country town, she was last spotted wearing something that appeared to be a mix of latex, lace and by all appearances some nipple pasties. She was last seen in the company of a tall, slender woman, similarly attired, slinking off into the dark streets of Inner city streets of Sydney. Further reports to come. Forecast: We'll have to check back later for updates.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Penis in the free section 😂😂😂 great to see you put your own slant on this. Loved it and if it hasn't been snapped up by someone else, I might be interested. I'll take it out for a walk 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
Haha thanks for the laugh 😀 can't wait for the update 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
Soft had been taking a break from her favourite sport after a dysautonomic condition had her laid up - and we don't mean getting laid. Being the upstanding wife she is, Soft thought it better to start her pre-season training again with her husband - rather than playing with members of other teams (and their "members") Just as we spoke with her, she was stretching in preparation for this evenings session. No confirmation of when she will be available for her first big game day, but it goes without saying that the Brisbane Meet and Greet in June is where we will see her in her finest form. Watch this space folks ;)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hahaha 😂😂😂 awesome, funny stuff 😁😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
1. The Play Times 2. After a long three month solo and uneventful tour of NSW Mister_Playful has packed up his bat and balls and returned home for an unknown duration (hopefully a while). 3. Mister_Playful, teamed up with MrsPlayful, finally reunited as playing duo TwoPlayful is once again looking for opponents for bedroom golf.. note to potential players - always seek course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine 😂
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RHP User
9 years ago
😁😂 or the 19th hole or hole in one 😉 I'm loving the posts, thank you for yours, and all so different. Particularly like the different sections of the paper, re sports, free stuff lol and Menander's breaking news/news headlines 😂😂 to the chicks at the top experiencing a dry spell, Sassychick and BaysicInstinct, I'm sure you're just being humble 😉
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Obi1kenietzsche
9 years ago
The QLD Hockey Championships kicked off in Townsville this Friday and will continue over the weekend with finals to be played on Monday. Event organiser, Ernie Bargarse said that over 40 teams are in town for the big event. "There are plenty of old blokes running amok with big sticks and hard balls, all trying to score a goal" he said, "and then there is the hockey as well". The weather over the weekend is expected to be boring, with a heavy shower of boring expected Sunday. Monday will also be boring, with temperatures in the low to mid borings. In other boring news, Obi1 was stung by a bee as he slept (bored) on the grass beside the hockey fields. Zzzzzzz. Boring
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RHP User
9 years ago
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