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philosophical one liners
February 21 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.*and Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment (apt)* * anon Good to see you and I are thinking medusa xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."Oscar Wilde
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RHP User
16 years ago
In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left. winston churchill
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RHP User
16 years ago
medusaI love Winston, something about rotund balding poms that seems to get the girlys hey I often thought he was gay and that was why he was so grumpy , but maybe its just small dick syndrome
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RHP User
16 years ago
Q: What’s the difference between a fanatic and a zealot. A: A zealot can’t change his mind. A fanatic can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. ~ Winston Churchill :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
<<<< patiently awaits Earls reply to this post :) hahahahahaha
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RHP User
16 years ago
You have freedom of choice, but not freedom from choice.Author: Wendell JonesSo long as you rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll have Paul's support.Author: Anonymous All men's misfortunes spring from their hatred of being alone.Author: Jean de La Bruyère Women like silent men. They think they're listening.Author: Marcel Archard
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RHP User
16 years ago
My Favorites are.........Organized Religion is like Organized Crime; it preys on peoples’ weakness, generates huge profits for its operators, and is almost impossible to eradicate. ~ Mike Hermann The MIT Science Fiction society keeps a Bible in their comprehensive collection, as an anthology filed (by editor’s last name) under ‘G’. ~ David Mix Barrington A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. ~ Nietzsche The fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok, here's my 5 cents worth (inflation) Fools rush in where wise people tread carefully. Do unto others as they do to you. Only do it first! Sanity is only a majority vote (c) Me! Life is too short to take it seriously. (c) Me! We are here for a good time, not a long time. (c) Me! The most beautiful Sakura (Cherry Blossoms) fall early in the festival. (c) Me! And not a one liner, but very powerful: Life is suffering because of desire and attatchment. Desire and attachment can be eliminated by following the eightfold noble path leading to elightenment. "The four noble truths of Buddhism" Buddha. Everyone has a duty to protect those who cannot protect themselves. Enjoy! Smile. It makes everyone wonder what you've been doing and with whom!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thanks for the post Medusa!! Unlike most of the stuff I learnt in the 'big institution', philospohy is something one can incorporate into every day life. It effectively elimintates arrogance and ignorance in one foul swoop.This is my sanity pill... Some for the sensitive RHP'ers: Epictetus"If you hear that someone is speaking ill of you, instead of trying to defend yourself you should say: 'He obviously does not know me very well, since there are so many other faults he could have mentioned'."(Enchiridion) Marcus Aurelius"I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet sets less value on his own opinion of himself than on the opinion of others"[Meditations] Reality check: Alfred North Whitehead"Scientists animated by the purpose of proving that they are purposeless constitute an interesting subject for study."[The Function of Reason] Happy Thinking!! Anna xxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
When the fox gnaws, smile :) It is true that many mistakes look stupid with hindsight, but always remember that foresight is usually less clear No matter how much it hurts, failure today just shows you a challenge for tomorrow Food for thought :) (philosophy...... one line at a time) www.fallingtree.org/oneline
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RHP User
16 years ago
When the fox gnaws, smile :) It is true that many mistakes look stupid with hindsight, but always remember that foresight is usually less clear No matter how much it hurts, failure today just shows you a challenge for tomorrow Food for thought :) (philosophy...... one line at a time) www.fallingtree.org/oneline
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RHP User
16 years ago
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -- Albert Einstein. and Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. anon
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RHP User
16 years ago
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Sir Winston Churchill
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RHP User
16 years ago
Don't you wish there were a knob on the PC to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. Gallagher
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RHP User
16 years ago
But wait theres more !!!!! A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'brenbob68' Don't you wish there were a knob on the PC to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. Gallagher Brilliant
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol medusa we often talk of the brilliance of the people around usits good to see they agree with our opinionwho have thunk it ??? Devine xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
If you have it,[love] you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. A man may sometimes be forgiven the kiss to which he is not entitled, but never the kiss he has not the initiative to claim.The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.enjoy
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RHP User
16 years ago
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play anymore.*Ashleigh uhmm...*Jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
1/ Life is what happens to you while your busy making other plans. John Lennon2/ Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. Henry Kissinger3/ You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. No idea but i use this one regularly!Cheers Nev....having a slack attack after a big night at Ac/DC last night
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'brenbob68' Don't you wish there were a knob on the PC to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. Gallagher Love it Bren n bob :) you two crack me up, and I certainly DO wish that existed lol xoxoxoxoxoxolil
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RHP User
16 years ago
I Love this Post ..... Bravo..... Everyone......He he Cheeky Bottom Pats for All.....A Few More I like....Always remember you're unique, just like everyone elseNever test the depth of the water with both feetIt is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your helpIf you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car paymentsBefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoesSome days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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RHP User
16 years ago
operator error is the biggest problem with computers**me
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Big Shitters must be Big Eaters. Therefore... Bitter People must be Gullible"~ Spartanis 2010.
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RHP User
16 years ago
awwwww you people are so hard on yourselves, go take a very simple low level IT class and learn how to use the brightness button. It really isnt difficult and then you too can be as bright as I But it is awesome to see so many people being open about their limitations. Quoting 'I_b_me_Mrs_P' Judge Judy you have that right there Mrs P Dev
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Once a snider, always a snider"
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RHP User
16 years ago
The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence. Ayn Rand One dog barks at something. And a hundred dogs bark at the sound Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. Dandemis The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. Lily Tomlin More food for thought ;) xxmedusaxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Its good to feel the love its good to share it with like minded soulsit gives me a wonderful feeling of joy knowing I can make some ones day brighter or help them outDev
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm in preop for eye surgery and I'm plastered to the eyeballs with valium. Hey, that's a kind of joke by association. Not a funny one. Best I can do. I've been reading posts for 10 mins and I haven't bothers to answer one topic passionately and provocativelyness. Until this one. @ I've got a New philosphy... Valium all round! Wooohoo! I wonder can people fave sex on Valium? I think it would be ok if my head could stay still. Do you think starfish are secretly dropping Valium at every opprtunity? It's hard to talk now so cya pies. Do you think you"'ll all look as attractive to me tomorrow? Hugs stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
silence speaks a thousand words....The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one...Thomas DewarJose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing. Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. I can resist anything but temptation. I like persons better than principles and I like persons with no principles better than anything in the world. Life is far too important a thing to ever talk seriously about.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I spaced them all out but they still ended up squished together :( xx Salina
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RHP User
16 years ago
"History is made by those who show up" - Benjamin Disraeli "A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle" - Dunn/anon
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RHP User
16 years ago
History is written by the victors. ~ Winston Churchill
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RHP User
16 years ago
if it looks like shitand smells like shitits probably shit.ahahahahahahahahahaPhilisophical Earl (learning to spell again)
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RHP User
16 years ago
rusts in the forest and no one was therewould anyone give a rats fandango.ahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl (philisophically speaking)
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RHP User
16 years ago
when at traffic lights if you pick your nose or anything else some fukkas gunna see and laugh at yaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaEarl ( still laughing at the bald dude in the Fairlane)
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RHP User
16 years ago
so close when someone needs to borrow your chainsawyet so far when you need it back?ahahahahahahahahahaEarl (can someone loan me a chainsaw)
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RHP User
16 years ago
<<<< checks shed for chainsaw Will a whipper snipper do earl???? lololol
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Letsgetcrazy09
16 years ago
Oh Nudie, tell it how it is!!!!! Loved the Mike Hermann one on religion. And Sal, loved the Oscar quotes. Keep up the good work guys Cheers Lets
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RHP User
16 years ago
Don't you know that rule.....two things you never loan Your wife or your chainsaw!I have loaned my wife however.....but chainsaw....NEVER!...lolCheers nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Its better to ask forgivness after the fact than permission before" "it is always the best policy to speak the truth...unless you're an exceptionally good liar"- jerome k. jerome "the probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action" "there's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot" steven wright "there's no substitute for good manners except fast reflexes" "while money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you chose your own form of misery" "desperate times call for cheap shots" and my own personal favorite, "when confused, when in doubt, run in circles, scream an shout"
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timmyb71
16 years ago
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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RHP User
16 years ago
"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action" I am so liking that one, copying that down for future reference and usage.....thanks!Cheers Nev....how true!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
"The early bird gets the worm, however, the early worm gets the bird"
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RHP User
16 years ago
"life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and you might just have te time of your life!" " life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving in a well preserved body but rather to skid in a broadslide totally used up, all worn out and loudly proclaiming, Wow what a ride" Anon " I has to start some where, It has to start some time, what better place than here, What better time than now" Rage against the machine. a few of my faves cheers guys
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RHP User
16 years ago
Said Bessie Braddock, a socialist member of parliament, to Winston Churchill at a high society ball"Mr Churchill, you are very drunk"to which he replied" And Bessie, you are very ugly. But i'll be sober in the morning"
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RHP User
16 years ago
"How do you know honesty is the best policy unless you have tried some of the others"
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RHP User
16 years ago
If you can say that you have loved and that you have learned, THEN you can say you have lived: Arthur C. Clark
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RHP User
16 years ago
It’s better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you’re not
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RHP User
16 years ago
It’s better to feel pain than nothing at all
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RHP User
16 years ago
Man who goes thru airport turnstile sideways obviously going to bangkok.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I love me.... and you But whats more interesting is who thinks Im hot and worth listing lol Quoting 'MrsPeachypearIbe' I love me... who do you love
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RHP User
16 years ago
OH OH OH please..... may i hotlist you??? i promise not to use the hotlist for any other purpose ;) rreeoowwwwwwwww hahahahahahaha
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hi Everyone my first post ever. Love all you guys and gals out there so funny n smart too. When someone interupts whilst you are speaking you could say "Excuse me for talking while you interupt" and keep on with your converastion. And if someone is giving you a hard time (and I don't mean a HARD time), you could wait till their finished and thank as follows, "Fucku very much" and move on. (usually leaves them with there mouth open. I hope you enjoy thses, as much as I have enjojed reading the adult formns, what a great place to be, cool.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hi Everyone my first post ever. Love all you guys and gals out there so funny n smart too. When someone interupts whilst you are speaking you could say "Excuse me for talking while you interupt" and keep on with your converastion. And if someone is giving you a hard time (and I don't mean a HARD time), you could wait till their finished and thank as follows, "Fucku very much" and move on. (usually leaves them with there mouth open. I hope you enjoy thses, as much as I have enjojed reading the adult formns, what a great place to be, cool.
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOL Mrs P..... What about me, it isnt fair, Ive had enough now i want my share blah blah blah blah :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
Please please can i add you to my hotlist?? lol I promise not to stalk you, check what u have said in the forums, keep tabs on you in the chat room and generally be a pain in the arse stalker :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
thanks MrsPeachy it would be nice to chat to you some times .xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Why run you only die tired
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RHP User
16 years ago
the impossible is done imediatly while miracles take a little longer
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'cameleon'Why run you only die tired life begins at 200miles an hour its not the fall that kills you just the suden stop
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RHP User
16 years ago
Out beyond ideas of wrongdoings and right doings there is a field.. I'll meet you there Rumi
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bondage_reality
16 years ago
1 Never argue with an idiot as they just bring youi down to their level and beat you with experience2 Study nothing except in the knowledge you already knew it
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RHP User
16 years ago
U r still broke !!! And no masking tape and 2 iceblock sticks just wont cut it ;) hehehehe Tripz
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RHP User
16 years ago
I used to be indecisive, now i'm not so sure. No idea who said it.
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RHP User
16 years ago
2 THE WORLD YOU MAY BE ONE PERSON..................BUT 2 ONE PERSON U ARE THE WORLD!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Innocent till proven guilty... MrsP'
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RHP User
16 years ago
He who pleads innocence is guilty of wasting my time.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Abandon hope all ye who enter here... MrsP'
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RHP User
16 years ago
You cannot always have what you want, but you may experience whatever you have. Whats happening is whats happening, how you feel about it is another matter. Revenge is the aroma emitted by a rose petal as it is crushed by a high heel shoe. Love is a vapor, Fame an accident, the only thing that endures is character. The only reason some people get up in the morning, is because they did'nt die in their sleep.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'The_Last_76' He who pleads innocence is guilty of wasting my time. I plead innocence of the crime of pleading innocence lol... guilty all the way! Cheers... MrsP'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Tonyerotic' Only the shallow know themselves. You cannot always have what you want, but you may experience whatever you have. Whats happening is whats happening, how you feel about it is another matter. Revenge is the aroma emitted by a rose petal as it is crushed by a high heel shoe. Love is a vapor, Fame an accident, the only thing that endures is character. The only reason some people get up in the morning, is because they did'nt die in their sleep. I really like your work.I'd like to add...Be the change you want to see...Cheers.... MrsP'
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RHP User
16 years ago
You are not defeated if you lose...You are defeated only if you give up The Contender xFunlovingx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Never allow someone to be your priority while you remain their option hmmmmmm
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RHP User
16 years ago
The dumb get dumber and the smart get smarter*Fuknose
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RHP User
16 years ago
Not to seem like a mindless old rocker but certain things deserve to be shared. In the words of Neil Peart, drummer and lyricist for Rush, "if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." People trying their best to be unique in this life by being differenet from generation to generation; beatnics, hippies, to goths, all acting as anti social, how? By being social in their own anti-social groups, by choosing not to make a choice and shunning society they have made a choice. I say come back into the fold and use that creative and mental energy to help the rest of us players in the game of life make the world better for all. So ends the sermon... Hugs :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
It is better to be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt! (Oscar Wilde) We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. (Robert Wilensky) If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans. I'm trying to see things from your point of view... But I just can't shove my head that far up my arse!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. ~ Woody Allen
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RHP User
16 years ago
Did you read, "the pen is in my mouth?"... Like f*ck you did ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Compliments of facebook status updates...What would a farmers biggest problem be if she were to grow a field full of dildos?Squatters!Lol, hugs... Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Most people are other people - their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passion a quotation. (particularily true of those who have undergone LGAT large group awareness training or transformation courses) And - You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means they use to fight you. Surround your enemy on all 4 sides. Leave a corner open for them to escape. Execute them on the way out. (Japanese Art of War)
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RHP User
16 years ago
SOME DAYS YOU ARE ALBERT EINSTEIN............OTHER DAYS YOU ARE FORREST GUMP!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Some days are a waste of make-up. If the Cap fits - buy it in every colour. Illusion is the first of all pleasures. Cats don't have owners - they have staff. Confucus say....Man who put stiff in box, not necessarily undertaker.
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Even idiots are entitled to an opinion" seems when you use it they just don't get it? Mistakes are only mistakes if you don't learn from them A lunatic is someione doing the same thing everytime hoping to get a different result.
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RHP User
16 years ago
What is the outcome "I am a liar, don't believe a word I say" The ultimate circular argument.
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RHP User
16 years ago
The man who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself”~ The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe. I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Fighting for peace.. is like fucking for virginity! "Learn as though you would never be able to master it; hold it as though you would be in fear of losing it." The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
"There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them." L.A. Story (1991) goggles...*evil giggle* NymphetamineDrm
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RHP User
15 years ago
"There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them." L.A. Story (1991) goggles...*evil giggle* NymphetamineDrm
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