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on a mission to spread some good cheer...

February 23 2010

if this doesn't make you laugh...the i guess nothing will....Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke (that's the only place they could smoke at the nursing home) when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 2: "What's that?" Lady 1: "A condom." Lady 2: "Where'd you get it?" Lady 1: "You can get them at any drugstore." The next day, Lady 2 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, in her 80s), but politely asks what brand she prefers."Doesn't matter," she replies, "as long as it fits a Camel."Jose...

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16 years ago

More Like Erupted So with My lolcano.....That I had to share.....I'm Finding the Octogenarian Humor Most Apt to My location He He I have a Nursing home Over My back FenceYou have had me in Fits of laughter this morning ....Thankyou Jose... Nudiexx

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16 years ago

An eldery couple attend the Doctor's surgery as the old man is feeling poorly. The doctor says the the old man "I need you to give me a Urine and Stool sample" The old man yells "What? I can't hear you" The doctor repeats himself in a loud voice "I need you to give me a Urine and Stool sample sir" The old man turns to his wife and says "I can't hear this quack, what's he saying?" His wife leans forward and yells in his ear "He want a pair of your underpants!" Cait_Sidhe xx

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16 years ago

The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'.. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird'scousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, butYellow Birdwouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows... You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!

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16 years ago

Love 'em!

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