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omg.. Im so curioi-ousness! Seriously!

February 11 2010

sex

Secret women's business... Ive always kind of thought this thing would be about cooking, washing and hehe (Gawd.. I think Ridge is having an  influence on me.. I'm not normally steriotyping by gender).. well.. women's business... but the headings that keep popping up in my contact sheet are sending me crazy.   Sonsie replied to "Wax on - Wax off" ... I can't help thinking that this is some really interesting and devious sexually fuelled game between couples with hot candle wax and naked male bottoms... and I want some of THAT! damn it. It's so unfair how women get their own secret business section when they know what curious creatures we men can be.   Then there was the sponge bath one... it's one of my all time favourite fantasies... being sponge bathed by three nude women, towelled off, a hot rugged afternoon of sweaty sex and spankings.. followed by another sponge bath and scented oils. sigh. They're talking about it in secret. Talking about me in secret wanting these things.. I'm sure. I can feel it with every fibre... everytime there's a seductive header .. it's posted in Secret Women's Business expressly and soley for the purpose of teasing me!   I think I should be granted a day pass. What do you say?   Before you say it, I know I could cheat and open a ladies profile... but you should have realised that I fear that most.. I fear it because I might like pretending to be a Lady.. I have enjoyed wearing a frock... almost too much and I wouldnt want to taunt all those very spectacularly handsome men... because that would not be true to myself and not fair to them when they discover the woman of their dreams has a big hairy ballsack and a curly head of Samson like hair ~ yet another something else that Stalky has to be jeolous of, and so stylish, so next Winter. :p   So what is it ladies... what's with the wax on, wax off?  Spill the beans.. fess up.. .gross exaggeration and imagination anticipated.   Hugs Stalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    thought about a bogus female profile but i reconthe beard might give it away just a tad.although the ex used to pull it off.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    lmfao... Hey Earl... just between you and me.. my ex used to pull it off too. wink   HUgs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hmm.. delicious insight into your mind Stalky..and earl's too for that matter.....I'd be worried if I were you earl...lol   Think I may just head back to secret women's bizzo and linger longer, take in the scenery...absorb the words of wisdom direct from femmedom....get the inside story on who's who and what's twat...oops...what....   Ner ner ner

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    stalky...its all about you lol...everything we talk about has something to do with you but shhh i really shouldnt tell you that......its secret   earl...yukkkk thats a really bad visual   myname...ill see you back there hun xx ;-)   roxy xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Well Stalky,   If you'd noticed me in the chat room then you probably figured what the post was about !!!   You tease !!!!   BTW... do YOU wax ???    Hugs, Miss Saturn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I was kind of pre-occupied in the chat room when I was there Missy. At one stage I was watching someone's cam... and through that cam.. I could still hear your voice! I had a glance behind me for a second... hehe... for sure I didn't need to see your cam at all!     hehe..     Love your work Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    say, is there any room on the back of that bike..???or do i have to burn my tush sitting on the back mudguard, huh..???the women's secret business doesn't drive me nuts like it does you...butt i do wonder what they are saying about you in there...gigglesand how true earl...be a bit difficult hiding all those...errrr....manly bits?....grinscheersjose...