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my new bitch session

January 21 2011

Ok first of all thanks for everyone who took the time to comment on my post regarding the 'very attractive' members of rhp. Now i want to ask another rather candid and relevant question about penis size....... How many men on here (with pictures) list their penis lenght as 7-8'' or even8-9'' and then you look at their picture and think 'f@#k me my ruler must have been broken when I went to school!!??' Seriously lads why lie about the size of your penis? If you are actually here to meet people, then when they take your pants off and they find a mere 5'' what do you think she or he will say??!! After they've finished laughing of course. What really gets to me is the fact that you're putting pictures up with an erect penis that couldn't possibly be 8-9" even if you stretched it to the point of absolute, excrutiating pain. Why do it?? if anyone has an answer for this please share it with me. I'd be especially keen to hear from men who have obviously not got huge penises but still try get away with saying they have 8-9''. Thanks :)

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RHP User

15 years ago

When a guy with a few extra pounds looks in the mirror he sees a few extra muscles. When a woman looks in the mirror she sees 10 kilos she would like to loose. Since few women keep rulers in their handbags they think they can get away with it.

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RHP User

15 years ago

It's like the stockmarket.... remember the tulip bulbs?.... seems everybody wants one at the moment... but there'll be a time when my itty-bitty mr average sized cock will come back into fashion... until I'll just keep harping on about anal sex until the women of RHP will come to realise that every rose has its thorns..... and every night has it's dawn... eventually my shy Private Gallery guy will get his moment in the sun! .... :pHugsStalky

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RHP User

15 years ago

Quoting 'stalky' It's like the stockmarket.... remember the tulip bulbs?.... seems everybody wants one at the moment... but there'll be a time when my itty-bitty mr average sized cock will come back into fashion... until I'll just keep harping on about anal sex until the women of RHP will come to realise that every rose has its thorns..... and every night has it's dawn... eventually my shy Private Gallery guy will get his moment in the sun! .... :pHugsStalky Are you mixing your Poisons with your Weaponry?

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RHP User

15 years ago

Oh I hear you.....why do the whole false advertising thing? as I was reading your post my mind veered sideways and I was picturing a Big Mac those buggers are never the same size as they show on the ads either ...LMAO Seriously boys, we ARE going to find out, it all comes out in the wash lol What you need to realise is that we really don't mind if you're not hung like a rogue elephant (yes very general opinion there) but just keep it real !! Yours may hit 'our spot' better than some massive schlong, and you may also use it more effectively too Cos let me tell you, very few women's G-spot is located as far in as the navel and to be honest I prefer a thicker penis that isn't so long, seems to suit me better than a whopper that hits the roof everytime and makes me pull some god awful grimace....lol not sexy at all....... And lastly we come to what I refer to as 'Every woman's Nightmare' the super long, super skinny dick "The Swizzle Stick" That one would be better off under the 'Ask me' section. Gives me the same feeling as watching a huntsman crawl along the wall "Who's gonna get the spray?" lol

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