M66

musings of a tortured mind

February 05 2010

i am tired of people of people knocking on my door trying to sell me their religion so i am starting my own in protest and call myself " for the rich people who want to give me money sex included for free" any comments and additions would be appreciated. I am thinking of starting with these rules 1- Do not walk behind me for i may not lead, Do not walk on front of me for i may not follow, Do not walk beside me either just leave me the fuck alone 2- the journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre 3- Its always darkest before dawn so if you are going to steal your neighboures paper that's the time to do it 4- No one is listening until you let a ripper fart go 5- If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you 6- It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others 7- If you think nobody cares if you are alive try missing a few mortgage payments 8- If you lend someone 20$ and you never see them again it was worth it 9- Never tast the depth of water with both feet 10- Before you criticise someone walk a mile in their shoes that way when they find out you will be a mile away and have their shoes 11- Generally speaking you are not learning much when your mouth is open 12- Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement Applications to join me are open and if you just want the free sex make a booking

Comments

RHP User

16 years ago

Sex on television can’t hurt you… unless you fall off. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I intend to live forever – so far, so good I got a gun for my ex, best trade I’ve ever made Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have T

reply

like
RHP User

16 years ago

Sex sells, so girls shouldn't give it away. I like that one but no good to me in my new scheme i mean religion where i am trying to get free sex going, oops i mean inner healing for the soul. The man who kindly offered his wife for the free sex thank you for the offer but reallymate, if you want to get rid of your wife get a divorce. You might be suprised at how much she wants to get rid of you to. That same thing for the man who offered his donkey. I don't know what goes on where you come from but here we have women and we have sort of got used to them so thank you for the offer(Yes i know you offered the best looking one) But we will stay with our women

reply

like

musings of a tortured mind

Comments

Tags

Boards

Forum help