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munching the pie
August 21 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think in any situation, female or male, nobody wants to munch on sponge bob. I enjoy it, and I prefer it waxed or trimmed.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Pie eaten any way is fine and dandy with me, my prefernce is probably trimmed but hairy or waxed is good for variety. Mmmmmmmm I'll have a double serve please .....with cream ! ( Now I'm drooling )
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RHP User
13 years ago
Isn't much better in this world, than going down on a lady, seeing and hearing her writhe, squirm, and squeal with delight and pleasure. As for hairiness, I do prefer trimmed at least, preferably clean shaven, so I can get to all of her skin, without having to pluck hairs out of my teeth either during or after. No preference to waxed, lasered or shaven, when it comes to getting rid of the hair, as long as its almost or totally gone, then I am happy. Tho, a lady who doesn't trim or isnt hairless downstairs, wont put me off. What matters is clean clean clean, then its all systems go.
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razor2000
13 years ago
As they say at Xmas time "it's not about receiving gifts,it's about the giving" so it should be in the bedroom too. Hairless would be preferable but trimmed so the tongue can get nice unfettered access is cool too and as was mentioned above the most important thing is cleanliness. It shouldn't just apply to women though, men should live by whatever rules they expect women to adhere to when it comes to keeping the hedge trimmed.
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RHP User
13 years ago
question 1. love it!!! question 2. all of the above question 3. if you don't like it pass it this way
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zoe69r
13 years ago
mmmmm i couldnt think of anything more enjoyable that eating a lovelt trimmed/waxd juicy pie , and i get so much enjoyment from hearing the lady squeal, squirm or try n get my face /tounge in there more its the best
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RHP User
13 years ago
If I’m wearing my Thomas the Tank engine bib I'll eat anything that tastes yummy..You wouldn’t have a problem with that would you?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I love it! Making a girl squirm with my tongue gets me harder than anything
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm sure Annie and Clarabelle wouldnt have a problem - you might have to have an extra bib ;) .... Toot toot :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
going down on a woman is my favourite thing in the world to do.nothing comes close to the feeling of having a woman jumping and squirming around on the tip of my tonque. and the louder the woman the hornier i get. as for hair down there im personaly not into a big bush trimmed is nice but bald is so much better. dam now i want some pie.lol
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playful4u
13 years ago
We enjoy soft and smooth pie served up warm :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'll even talk like Ringo Star between mouthfuls..Actually there's been loads of Oral Sex threads and I shouldn't make light of them. But actually, as I've said before, it depends on the chemistry you have. I just don't think you can generalize on this..
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'll even talk like Ringo Star between mouthfuls..Actually there's been loads of Oral Sex threads and I shouldn't make light of them. But actually, as I've said before, it depends on the chemistry you have. I just don't think you can generalize on this..Now let me get back to being really useful..
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RHP User
13 years ago
moreso like sucking on a mango with all that sweet juice dripping of ya chin... you know' the ole suck and bite trick ... hmmm luv it almost as much as the girls on the receiving end....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Love going down on a woman and licking her pussy and getting her nice and wet and prepare for the main event.... I do prefer a nice and waxed pussy (or shaved).. but am open to others..... love to go down for ages and not just a quick lick ... feel that it gets the girl ready and willing for more.... also love a good 69... but not essential would be happy with just going down on her and giving her all the pleasure she wants and deserves.... hmmmm getting horny now just thinking about it..!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
i always tell my mates give him a piece of water mellon and see how he eats it that will give u an idea on how he gives oral haha if he is carefull and picks seeds out takes his time hes good if he just shoves his face in and making a mess and its gone in a sec hes probably still looking for the clit i prefer the man who eats melon slow ;) though nothingh wrong with shoving face in pussy and getting it all over u either when its getting hot between the covers
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RHP User
13 years ago
MMMM love it my two favourite ladies smoth and sweet all night long cant wait for the next time Mr2n2.
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RHP User
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
hi all i love it waxed or trimed thats the bomb
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RHP User
13 years ago
I love giving oral.Ideally, waxed or shaved is the best and in turn, I make sure my face is totally clean shaven so when it gets really wet for her from the combination of my saliva and her own juices, my lips and surrounding mouth area just glide around her mound and slit, so all those sensitive nerves are being woken up and the clit play becomes very smooth. I just love the look, the taste, the aroma...I really take my time too. They love it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Don't mind about hair or no hair as long as it sticks to one. You know, either bald or hairy. None of this stubble stuff. It makes it so much harder to spend a decent length of time down there. I (Mr) can honestly say that I love going down on women, it is definetly part of my arsenal in sex skills. All the women in the couples we have been with can attest to the fact that I love it (and hopefully that I am good). However, when a lot of guys say they love it...... the proof says different. I'm not saying anyone on this thread is lying, but in the amount of couples we have been with, not a lot of guys have spend much time at all on going down on girls or really any sort of foreplay. They just seem to think 'she'll automatically be good to go and grateful that my penis is inside her'. We just think a lot of guys are all talk.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Right.. I'm very sorry i did not address this in my earlier post. I have no preference as I firmly believe its the woman that makes the cunt, not the other way around. So if the woman is shiveringly lovely, so shall be her cunt..But, If your going to do this all proper like. You'll need the correct accessory. I assumed most people would be aware of this, but for those who are out of the loop. What I'm referring to is the Nose Puppet.It's like a finger puppet but sits on your nose. Like Barbie, they come with all sorts of accessories. So for the Natural woman you'll need the Livingstone puppet with his compass and machete. For the manicured lady there's the new Jimms mowing one with a buzzing wiper snipper. Finally, for that baron lady, the Burke or Wills puppet. The water bottle accessory is the correct choice here.. Now in between lustful gasps, she can gaze down and see the little fella exploring her valley..I hope this helps the 4 people here who were not aware of this..
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hair is the biggest turn off. I provide a clean playing field and expect my lovers to do the same. Luckily I always choose wisely and have never had a girl that's not clean shaven. Love love love giving oral, watching her moan and tasting her get turned on is super hot. Her orgasm always gives me such a sense of achievement and accomplishment far more than bringing a man to climax with my mouth.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Some men do it extremely well but they are the ones that do not talk about it. Some men just go down for a little bit and think its just to warm a woman up and never stay for that orgasm into their mouth. Some just do not like to do it, I have friends who have ask men to go down and they have said ohh ok but they then fluff around and never get there. They have oral avoidance syndrome Others are too rough, and have that half shaved prickly thing going on, and that’s ok if you know how not to give the woman a rash. I do believe a lot of guys really do not know what the hell they are doing, because they had no one tell them sorry that's not working for me, can you try this or use your fingers,oooo n ot your whole hand just a curled finger. Each woman is different so ask them, how is this going for you? Some women fake the pleasure just because they are conditioned to do that, so as not to hurt a guys feelings. I have had two or three exceptional guys from here and they taught me a thing or three about good oral. The one thing I noticed is that all they wanted was to get me off that way and never a thought for their own needs at all. It was the oral that turned them on, drove them nuts so I had to do nothing except cum and they just wanked as I did. works a treat. If you think what’s in it for me when you go down, then you will never get good at it. Motivation behind oral is what’s the turn on. The men that you can tell are so turned on by your taste feel your pleasure they focus on that. Its not about going down for hours on end at all, as if your good it can take five minutes of your time. I know as one of my lovers I just about come in my panties when the doorbell rings, he thinks its hilarious that I get so turned on by his oral skills that the thought of what he is going to do, turns me on now before he even touches me. The truth is some people male and female do not like to give oral sex, and that is their right. It can just limit who will have you as a lover. But it does not exclude you from good sex either. We have the right to do what we like in sex, nobody needs to be thought of as a lesser person because they do not like to give oral. I would think a person just has to be honest about it, and say its not my thing but hey I can do this....instead.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sorry...bahahaha...my bad, but omfg bahahaha...it'll stop soon...
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RHP User
13 years ago
suddenly got the munchies ehx Hugs H
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RHP User
13 years ago
My thoughts may not reflect on others and their opinions but here goes. All pussy is good............bullshit!!!! thats just not a true statement! Hairy pussy ........... no thanks Sloppy lips..............no thanks I like a nice pink pussy with smooth lips and a clit that just pokes itself out and greets me. I love the taste of pussy ,,and the look of a pussy, but sometimes am not as turned on if her pussy lips are dark. For me its about appealing to my senses,,,,,,,taste...touch...smell...sight...hearing!!! Let me explain.... A mans reaction to a womans pussy....is directly apparent to what it looks like...how it smells....and obviously how it tastes........Its our "senses" that will drive us!! Add touch (feel....softness), and sound (the womans moans), and all of our senses have been activated. It is through our senses that we will thrive to be good at it...... You start to take away any ...or even all!! of our senses and again we will react to that. So a hairy pussy starts to take away the soft warm moist feeling we get on our tongue and lips. Also, a hairy pussy starts to take away part of the sensation for the woman, because she cant get the real feeling of his soft warm moist tongue sliding against her lips. (its not only about the clitorius,,,is it girls). theres more to the pussy than the clit, and sensation comes from the whole pussy and vulva,,,,clit focus to make her cum,,,if thats all your good at anyway!!!! If she isnt getting the full sensation then that will affect another of our senses,,,the hearing,,,fake or no moaning....! Smelly pussy is just a turn off.........I'm not just talking about sweaty pussies,,,alot of woman aren't even aware how strong their urine can smell. The smell of urine is a big turn off for most men..(MOST lol). not counting the ones who actually like golden showers..lol.................a toilet visit minutes before play can be just enough to leave the ever so slight smell of urine...not really noticable until your nose is wet with pussy!!!!! Sight...If your pussy is sloppy and your lips sway in the breeze...thats not an attractive pussy......if it looks like you could take your lips and wrap them over my head thats just fucked up!!! A tight pussy also refers to tight firm smooth lines to your lips. Remember im just talking for myself. If you have ever been fist fucked or ramed with dildos that look like they could be a car jack chances are your pussy and lips are sloppy jollopies,, and not my turn on. Sound...theres no sound on this planet like the sound of her soft moans and back arching.......then it gets loader and of coarse out of control. thats enough to make a man WANT to be good at eating pie and make him strive to be the best. So ladies, entice our senses and you should bring out the best in your man........but that's just my take on things. I love pussy and everything about it. Now, go back and read this again with a bottle of tequila, a shot glass, and your naked lady,,,,,,have a shot everytime you read the word "pussy" and let me know if you could stand, or you were able to suk pussy at the end of it!!!!! lmao.
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RHP User
13 years ago
"Munching the pie", eh? Kind of a crass, inelegant and belittling euphemism, there. The OP is a woman so it seems to have been flying. But the man who posted a topic a while back about "licking a woman out" was told that his language was crass and that he was being disrespectful to women. Food for thought? Pie for munching? To answer the OP, when it comes to giving women oral sex, to be honest I do prefer there to be as little hair as possible. Some women feel that having pubic hair is important to their sexual and gender identity. More power to them! As someone who takes pride in a bit o' hair hisself, I can hardly begrudge them that. However, as fond of a bit of hair as I am on my own body, I am willing to part with a little of it in the name of practicality. So if the bits that are going into mouths and slapping against genitals need to be hairless, fair enough! If someone wants me to remove hair from the whole geographical region, from the legs and chest as well... they can take a hike. So what I'm suggesting to women is: if you want to receive oral sex and get the closest sensation from both that and regular intercourse, feel free to shave/wax the actual sensitive bits of the vulva and leave hair at the pubic mound. That way women get to feel as though they are alright au naturelle and give the finger to the people who unfairly expect women's genitals to be bald, hairless, pre-pubescant shrines to what contemporary porno culture dictates should be the ideal. Yet they also have the full sensation of tongues and other bits against the naked lips of their most intimate parts. No hair to get in the way to desensitise the experience. It's like a valuable sort of feminist consciousness, but also one that doesn't get in the way of honest-to-goodness pleasure. So ladies! Smooth lips sink ships. Let us use the mound of hair above to get our grips!
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RHP User
13 years ago
What else can be said, xxfrisckycplxx has summed it up to a tee. But we'll throw in what we like, It is all about the attraction, the look, the feel of it first in your hands through a sexy pair of knickers. Once the knickers have been removed and you are working your way down to enjoy Cunnilingus, it does have to have an attraction to what you desire, and also the taste and smell should be enticing to lour you down there. The lady could be drop dead gorgeous...but if her Pussy doesn't have Mojo, it just ain't going to have much appeal to us. We like all types of Pussy, wether its baldy, complete with a landing strip or looking a bit retro, as long as its nice and inviting but most of all enjoyable.
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Playful2looking
13 years ago
Muffin muching is lovely; best foreplay.hot and juicy dont like too much hair down there too hard to get to the boy in the boat. The little man that stands guard at the entrance to the love tube needs to be sucked. trimed pubic hair is ok or light soft hair. Thick wirery hair cuts my tongue. trim around the cave and Aladden will be their to explore the secret garden.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mmmmmm bathed in a woman's scent and taste? What's not to love :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Gotta love the taste of a good pie. Nothing better than making a girl happy. Through in some ass and its happy days for all !!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
A hairy pussy that is within the pantie line is for me the best. If its shaven or waxed it remands me to much of a little girls one which for me is a turn off. I also find that that is has a different smell and taste when its not shaven. Its a shame that so many woman prefer it clean. Most tell me its because they fell more pleasure and sensation with out pubic hair.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do you want tomato sauce on that?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Nicely shaved & Clean & im down there for hours ,really turns me on ,looking up at a chick moaning & squirming ,especially when i make her cum & shes trying to push me away ,cause she cant take any more ,ive got a unique technique (been told that) which is guareenteed to make any girl cum intensely .
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh babe I have no preference about hair, its pretty much how the woman presents her most precious asset. I like being involved in this part and sometimes have been asked to assist in trimming the bush.... So much fun to be had Oh and Jman you had to bring up the wholesome prospect of recycling. Its just a bit difficult kissing after as I will have blood all over my face and with women who squirt its a joy to be covered in woman juice. Mike
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RHP User
13 years ago
I like them smooth. Waxed or shaved! I don't floss on people's junk! Freshly showered is a total must... The times I don't like going down is when they're: hairy smelly sweaty squirty
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RHP User
13 years ago
mmmm LOV IT ....... fav is a clean no hair pussy....last thing i want is to be eating pussy and have to stop and get hair from my teeth.....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Just love pie served warm and smooth some time with a dash of cream
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RHP User
13 years ago
We both like "munching the pie" as to speak. Retro, Modern or Baldy is fine by us.. We do prefer a nicely trimmed one that allows access to all the right areas, as we're not into flossing our teeth when we "Munch".
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RHP User
13 years ago
Love going down on a woman, the scent, texture , taste and reactions to my good work all conspire to ramp up the blood pressure and lust level !But can I ask all you "safe sex for all activities people" why does cunnilingus seem to have an exemption ?Not judging just very curious.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Of a freshly fucked pussy, and I dont mind if it wasnt me that fucked it.........
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RHP User
13 years ago
Absolutely love eating pie ...and making a woman cum multiple times with my tongue ....can't be a hairy bush ....waxed or trim strip .....oh yeah not smelly either !
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RHP User
13 years ago
I love to go down on a woman. There's no better feeling than having a pair of legs around your ears and feeling them start to shake letting you know that her orgasm is building then the feeling when she cums all over your face is just unbeatable. What an amazing feeling!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Nothing better than running my tongue and lips over my girls hard clit and smooth wet pussy lips teasing and stroking......Such a turn on listening to changes in my girl breathing and feeling her wriggling at the touch of my tongue.Trimmed is ok but shaved or waxed is best......
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RHP User
13 years ago
Love going down on a woman, watching her squirm, hearing her moan and finally shudder in orgasmic delight,and making her come again, especially when she thinks that she can come any moreI love multi tasking, using my fingers on her G spot whilst working my tongue gently on her clit.I also like to take my time and tease her. I love hearing her breathing quicken,and herfell her wetness increaseas I tease her labia .Prefer waxed or trimmed, not fond of a mouth full of hair.i love the taste of pussy, and the pleaseure it gives me from giving pleasure.If you do it well the pleasure is eagerly returned!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I dont like a guy going down on me unless I am freshly waxed!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Agree with most comments on here.....what I like to see before tasting the honey, is to: MIND - fantasise what the honey tastes like so visually if she has nice panties to start off and theres something for the imagination to fantasise about is a great start to get me going, VISUAL - theres something to be said about having a well manacured pussy, freshly trimmed lawn means "putting" on the green will make for a cleaner hole in one :) SMELL - so showering before to give it that perfumed smell of arousal makes for a long time adventure at the right end before an enjoyable long stretch home for all TASTE - comes with showering but if pussy is clean clean clean then the tongue will stay stay stay LOL.... TOUCH - add all those things together, then fingers will only enhance the pleasure affored to making you squirm, arch and enjoy the moment. In my early years, I would have been in the majority of men who would have wanted to think about my cock first but as one matures, I find great pleasure in providing intense oral and knowing the woman is wet, wild, horny and ready for entry on her terms.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm can taste it now!!! LOL Enjoy
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RHP User
13 years ago
I love going down on a girl. It's wonderful feeling her body writhe as her tension builds and then feeling her orgasm as she tries to crush my head with her thighs. I really like shaved/waxed and trimmed is ok too. Hairy I'm not so keen on. It must be clean for me to go down though.
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RHP User
13 years ago
you need to wax everyday then for me
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'JayJay_66'I dont like a guy going down on me unless I am freshly waxed!
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RHP User
13 years ago
LOVE IT! Don't mind shaved or a bit of grass on the pitch but not an overgrown jungle. Main thing is hygene, no one enjoys stale fish, but a nice clean motor and I'm humming! Makes me horny as to have a face full of beaver with the lady sitting up proud and grinding! Ooooh la la! Also LOVE multiple ladies who alternate between tongue, digital, cock and back again. There must be a god. ; )
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RHP User
13 years ago
can have crema with that
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RHP User
13 years ago
Going down is the best thing. Nothing beats running my tongue around a pussy, hairy, trimmed or waxed - they're all great. There's nothing I like more than running my tongue in little circles around the base of a clit and having a woman cum in my mouth. Experiencing a woman having an orgasm like that is all I need.
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rk5tar
13 years ago
I prefer a clear pitch to play on.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Luv it any way it comes just luv pie
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RHP User
13 years ago
Im bi so it as for me love giving a recieving a good 'pie munch' never heard that term either lol, as for appearance id prefer trimmed or waxed, like mine :) all good i love just as much as the next girl!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yummo it is my favourite thing in the world to do - not only does it taste absolutely devine - but the pleasure it gives me feeling the women slowly getting more and more turned on and start to squirm and writhe in enjoyment and pleasure turns me on big time. I tell my wife that anytime she would like a good licking all she has to do is ask and she shall recieve. Like the others have said, it is a pleasure to do. Preference would lean towards hairless or trimmed - but when it cums to it I love it anyway it cums.
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RHP User
13 years ago
SuziK you didnt say that last nite at work lol......Amanda
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RHP User
12 years ago
Love going down for as long as it takes, as long as you like cream for desert
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RHP User
12 years ago
How it is served up is a matter of choice but for me I like a snail trail or smooth. Hairy looks so untidy and I can munch for ages on a nice juicy one. As to why I like it that's simple as to give pleasure and to hear her moan. To have her orgasm say twice even before you penetrate. Sometimes I do the opposite and go strait to fucking then suddenly stop and go down. This catches her of guard and increases the titillation and sometimes the big O is bigger. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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RHP User
12 years ago
I like it smooth i like it often. It can start out a bit dry but it always ends up wet and very juicy. If your doing it right guys.
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