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medical distinction between guts and balls

September 10 2010

Medical distinction between Guts and Balls There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in death. Medical distinction between Guts and Balls There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

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RHP User

15 years ago

Just a little humour to finish the week. Im not sure why it came out as 2 paragraphs, sorry malfunction. Enjoy. x

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RHP User

15 years ago

well done

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RHP User

15 years ago

Liking that, i would be silly enough to say something like that!.....lol Cheers Nev

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RHP User

15 years ago

Stupidity in either case will have the same result. The actual difference between the two above here? When confronted with stupidity, you fall apart, say it's all my fault...and become self destructive. Now the other? Revenge is best served on a cold plate with an element of surprise! For those of us that prefer to leave ownership for the crime in the hands of the criminal...we never get max but always get even! Carpe dium!

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Almost_Ready

15 years ago

Cos there's always a Dick between them that's caused the problem in the first place!! Cheers Oldog

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RHP User

15 years ago

I think this JOKE is somewhere between guts and balls.... Hubby comes home grabs his wife's butt and says if this was firm you wouldn't need knickers.... Wife turns round grabs her hubby's Co*k and says if this was firm I wouldn't need Batteries.... Haha! I thought it was a classic... Unless I have a small mind where small things amuze it..... Em xxx

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