M58

lmao...who needs enemies?...

November 09 2009

After my very recent visit to dentist to have a) a tooth out and b) a tooth put back in...too much anaesthetic, and very sore mouth, good old miss_honey sends me a lovely message...it goes like this...miss honey walks into the dental surgery..."How much for a wisdom tooth extraction?..."$480 miss", said the dentist..."Ooh, that's too much, Can't it be done cheaper?"..."well, miss, if you go without the anaesthetic, it will be $360"..."OMG", she says, "Can't it be done cheaper?"...well, if I just use pliers, it would be $180"..."Nup", said Missy, "you must be able to do it cheaper"..."well, how 'bout i get the student to do it for $10?"..."Perfect!!", squeals miss honey, "book Jose in for Thursday!!!!"....Owww...not fair to make me laugh and thnort my juice when me mouth ith tho thore miss_honey...Jose...

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tamworthguy46

16 years ago

Jose .....Man Up......Havn't you got a pair or crescent pliers in your tool belt ?.....Half a bottle of scotch and do it youself in the mirror of the ute! I would have done it for $ 5 Love Tam

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RHP User

16 years ago

lolz... ... good one .. well book the wife in for next thursday... lolz... book me in for foot extraction too .. hehe. Hugs Gaz

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RHP User

16 years ago

I also texted ya to say "red leather, yellow leather" really fast, while ur face was still looking like ya had bells palsy. Would have loved to see ya say that with ya tongue flopping about and drooling hehehe. ah ya knows I luv ya Missy xxx

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RHP User

16 years ago

Reminds me of Orin Scrivello in the Little Shop of Horrors! The last time I went to a dentist he caused so much nerve damage that one half of my head was numb for six months. People were feeling sorry for me thinking I has a stroke. It's politically incorrect to use the term spastic anymore... But that just about describes it. It's bad enough having a flaccid dick... but a flaccid face too... no wonder I'm a loser...

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RHP User

16 years ago

you should have just told the dentist you were not into pain.....works on rhp!!!!!!!!!!! lovebittenxoxoxo

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lmao...who needs enemies?...

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