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life rules ?? what are yours

January 06 2011

If someone asked you what rulse for life you have what would your top 3 be ??? you know like : never get caught shagging your mates mrs dont steal other peoples pics and pass off as yours never try to reuse condoms ( even if you washed them twice ) please be creative Andy

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I think: Friends Respect Helping friends if they need it. All that being said I would never go for anyone that my friends would go for. It's just totally wrong. I think even if they break up there would still be feelings for each other and I'd still have no right to try and fuck her even if she wanted to. I couldn't/wouldn't do it. Unless something drastic happened in he passed away or he married someone else then I'd take it real slow. but i highly doubt I would go for her. If it were a fuck buddy type thing then I'd prefer it if we didn't share her.. it'd be weird.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Never eat anything bigger than your head... unless you've done some jaw warmups first

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'GirlTuesday'Trust your bulldust meter...lots of rhp men pretend to be singleSample the rhp desserts carefully, some are laden with more than caloriesDon't respond to those without picsGT there are probably a few pretending lots of things on rhp nad everywhere else

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    it aint true love if money exchanges hands its not illegal unless you get caught the thre d's - deny deny deny Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    First is more a motto and it is my status on facebook. But for me it is just the most important thing in my life. 1> If I could make a difference in just one childs life I would have done an amazing thing. The second is also one of my lifes rules. 2> Always treat others as I WOULD LIKE to be treated myself. As opposed to how they actually treat me. And the third will have to be 3> Never pay someone to do something I can do myself. Sorry they are not sexual. Did you mean sexual rules Andy? Hmmm lets think here.... 1> Do not touch your best mates man.....good friends are hard to find. 2> Do not do anything that makes me feel uncomfortable or that makes someone else uncomfortable. 3> Nothing illegal......if I do....dont get caught...if I get caught - make the lie convincing!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    1 Attitude is a choice............choose carefully 2 Hold yourself to a higher degree of excellence........even when no one is looking 3 If the cats says its bad.....its bad....food people or situation and I like to remember''.... 60 % of marriages end in divorce,,,,,,,the other 40% end in death

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Oh my that is one hot pic you have there....mmmmm....makes a girl go all...well.... Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Don't die having regrets... | | LC

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    1) There is never, EVER a good enough excuse for wearing beige underwear. 2) Don't 'fake it til you make it', rather, 'teach it til you reach it'. Faking an orgasm is a waste of time for everyone involved and makes your lover lazy. Instead, teach them how to do it right and then everyone's a winner! 3) Never take life too seriously, you never get out alive anyway.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    None of mine are sexual... Rule 1: Treat other people the way that I want to be treated (MrsS, I saw that was yours too) Rule 2: If I don't like something in my life and I can change it then change it. If I can't change it then learn to accept it. Observation: No-one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had spent more time in the office'.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    1. never touch a friends man ... a drunking root with ya best friends boyfriend will always get you pregnant, even if your having trouble falling.. dont go there! 2. always have a spare key for the handcuffs. 3. dont let him leave til im finished..

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity Never sleep with a woman who is crazier than you are The secret of life is sincerity, once you learn to fake that you have it made

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    When it comes to Rules that i have made for myself they are more like reminders instead of ruleshere are the few that i have :1. Never date anyone crazier than myself2. Try to be someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip3. Before I criticize someone, I should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when I criticize them, I'm a mile away and I have their shoes4. That If I lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it5. To Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have6. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes7. That I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted then used against Me8. To Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal9. That It's O.K. to laugh during sex ... just don't pointFinally and Most Importantly 10.Remember that Everyone has the right to be stupid, And to Never Abuse the privilege!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    - Always know who is sitting at the table...and playing the game. | - Don't ante up...if you don't know the rules. | - Never bet more than you can afford to loose...or win. | - You have to play the cards you are dealt...and make your own luck. | - Never walk away from the table even...play to win or go hard until you loose. | - Play every hand as though it's the last one...it may just be. | There is a rumour that no matter how you play the game...no one gets out alive in the end. Make the most of every hand, be prepared to change tables along the way....and if the cards are right, go all in. You might only get once chance...and no one wants to leave the table with any regrets.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I generally think that rules are meant to be bent and broken, they only limit us. But there is one golden rule I try to live by and that is to do unto other as you would do to yourself.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    1. Never judge a book by it's cover. 2. Don't take life or things for granted (a life changing experience made this one of my main mottos and don't worry it wasn't drugs ). 3. Take each day as it comes. 4. Money doesn't always bring happiness (I have seen this with a couple of my close friends). 5. Always treat people with the utmost respect (this was drilled into me when I was little). Cheers EvilTwin81

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    "Anything different always costs more, but it's worth it" NymphetamineDrm

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Why thank you Focus....just the kinda girl i am................................hehehehehe......................................... Great to see you Tinq !!!!.........................and Nudie...loved those lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Why thank you Focus....just the kinda girl i am................................hehehehehe......................................... Great to see you Tinq !!!!.........................and Nudie...loved those lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    dont ya hate tha !! LOL....only press the button once and ........wait LOL

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Sexual rules : only one, trust your instinct. Life Rules : Engage brain....before opening mouth!The do unto others one, or is that Do unto others before they do unto you.Always make time to stop and smell the roses.Never be afraid to ask the dumb questions. (much better to look stoopid for two minutes than really screw it up)Do it once ....Do it right !!Cheers Nev

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Just happiness and treat eachother with concern, understanding and kindness The rest always follows! Rules = respect xxx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Well I seem to break all the rules I make therefore perhaps my first rule is: 1. Don't have rules ! 2. Rules don't mean you won't be cheated on, deceived, betrayed or left curled up in a ball in the corner. 3. Play harder than you work. Oh, if I can have one more, it'd be: Don't be afraid of being fucked up and admitting it... it's all part of the journey. Hugs, Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    "Dont eat anything bigger than your head" Love it! Wish I had read that before the Christmas feast. Going to have to put my thinking cap on for some of my rules.......hmmmm

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Well I seem to break all the rules I make therefore perhaps my first rule is: 1. Don't have rules ! 3. Play harder than you work. Don't be afraid of being fucked up and admitting it... it's all part of the journey. Hugs, Miss Saturn Miss S ...all I can say is "two out of three ain't bad". As for the rest...I don't suffer from insanity, I just sit back and enjoy the hell out of the journey! Recovery is for quitters...I have always preferred an elevator to all those steps.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Never fear making a mistake. Never make the same mistake twice. Laugh, tomorrow you may be radioactive.