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just saying....

February 23 2011

iv heard on a thread (so it must be true) that men with small penis' are brainier than men with big penis' but men with big penis' are more sexually confidant than men with small penis' so when there is more than one penis....is it spelt...penis' or penile??? i should have just wrote cock

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I think the correct term is gangbang roxxy :)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    LOL NICE comeback to that pathetic other thread

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    and I quote:1. Men have penises When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’ Men Are Better Than Women.BTW... The plural of penis is Dicks.HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    as I am as dumb as a piece of wet leather

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    One penis, two penises. Penile refers to the penis itself eg. If a male is lucky enough to have a large sized phallus a problem could occur when the aforementioned genitalia swell with sexual excitement. Blood engorges the penis via the pudendal artery and causes an erection. If the appendage is of the larger size there may not be enough blood for both ends of the body and so the brain is temporarily deprived of some of it's regular blood flow. Without the normal bloodflow brain functions are slowed and normal thought processes become sluggish. So you see there could be a reason why guys with big cocks seem unintelligent.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I am gunna go with "peni" prounounced pean eye Cheers Nev

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    theone and Polarbear were right when they were being smartarses on that other thread funny bugga's they are...thanks for that Mistress, it does explain a lot about a few men lol although i would have thought Stalky would have a bigger one....his must be teeny tiny, that man is the brainiest man i know roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Ruby i knew i had that wrong....i should have known it was a gang bang lol Michnruss im glad you liked it....just shows your humour is as warped as mine, bet your scared now hehehe Stalky, Stalky, Stalky....you know women are far better than men, its about time you admitted it.... dont you think?? Fitnmature i wonder how many other men will come out and tell us they are stoopid hehehe roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    But I wouldn't mind having 2 penile. Imagine the fun you could have!! but then again i dont think it would be practical in every day life. Not sure about the size of the penis, as to what level of Intelligence. I can't say I've seen too many penile (LOL) in my life other than i guess the odd porno flick. However the guys on there seem to be rather intelligent. I mean look at Ron Jeremy for instance...... Now theres a guy that might be as ugly as a rabid cats sandy vagina, but he has a pretty big wang and check out the beauty of the women he's sleeping with and getting paid to do it. Seems to me like he's pretty smart. What size do you classify as large or small? what would the IQ levels have to be in order to match the size equivalent? I dont think I have a large penis but i guess from what i've been told its bigger than average. Although my IQ has been tested at 134. Which is well above average. Does that mean I am smart on paper but infact stupid in everyday life due to being larger than average?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Tassierose - you may be onto something... I once herd that smart guys have smaler pennises than dumm guys.... And that dumm guys are also more advenchorus and fun to have sex with... Seems to make sence to me?!?!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Now I am really confused...so, if you are reasonably intelligent, sexually confident and you slot right in on the outer edge of all the research done by Lifestyle condoms on the good side of bell curve, then does that mean that...awww hell I give up. My head hurts... | ...of you kind ladies want to rub it for me? | I think I need a massage...and it hurts all over my body!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I have the ultimate in massage tools.......

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'kinky_guy27' Tassierose - you may be onto something... I once herd that smart guys have smaler pennises than dumm guys.... And that dumm guys are also more advenchorus and fun to have sex with... Seems to make sence to me?!?! Oh that's cute coming from you.HugsS

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    So Roxxy - what is the IQ of a women who has enormous knockers wearing a massive strap on??????

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Lolz Roxy. I think I'll take that as a compliment. As for the size question... well now I guess you'll have to use your imagination unless one of those damn videos make their way to Tasmania! Hugs S

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'So Roxxy - what is the IQ of a women who has enormous knockers wearing a massive strap on?????? I'll bet it's doubled if you whack a ball-gag in her mouth ;)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Whenever My Penis is small i feel very smart and can concentrate.. But when it goes BIG ummmmm what were we talking about again ?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Roxxy - are you saying that Stalky has a teen tiny penis cause he is so brainy? I am sure the whole Stalky experience would start with a mind fuck. Wouldn't it? And they are the best kind. xxxxMeeks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    if i was giving this lady an IQ test, i would give her very bad marks, in the hope that you, (i mean she) would punish me accordingly.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I have a brain and a penis, and one gets way more of a workout than the other. Does that mean that it's bigger?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    If all the blood rushes to the penis in times of arousal and there is not enough left for normal brain function. Now Stalky I am beginning to doubt your intelligence here. Imagine thinking that MAN was the smarter and superior of the sexes. Poor delusional man. Sorry Roxxy you must be wrong. With logic like Stalky is displaying here in this thread, obvioulsy he must be sporting an enormous dong. l Fortunately I can have as many Pean-eye as I like. Why stop at two?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I think we will need photographic evidence Stalky. If you have a small penis well you are obviously smart or if you are packing a large dong, as FionaBee suggests, well then you are obviously.. err....... well hung I would say. Come on donkey boy - give us some measurements so that we can work on this theory. xxxMeeks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    hmmm......well my gorgeous wife has been calling me a genius recently......is she secretly trying to tell me something???? In fact she even commented on facebook yesterday to that effect. I am thinking (hoping) that our friends are also in on this particular piece of knowledge, as several of them replied saying "Oh really???.....I thought you married Glenn?"True story.I think she is confusing the fact that I am always right (well...nearly always..) with the definition of genius. I may not be particularly high on the inches...I mean IQ ... scale, but I'm more than happy being somewhere around average. Whichever way you look at it.Mr O

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I can't even keep my mouth closed Love your new pic Meeka! xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Thanks Curiousgirl - I admit I have been eyeing your pair for a while now :) Most delicious. THEONE1983 - what are you saying? That I have enormous knockers? Jeez there is a gentlemen for you.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Orallyaddicted' . I think she is confusing the fact that I am always right (well...nearly always..)Only because as the smarter sex she allows you to think you are right. Clever woman you married. lol.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'TassieRose' Fitnmature i wonder how many other men will come out and tell us they are stoopid hehehe roxxy Just agreeing with the general hypothesis

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' So Roxxy - what is the IQ of a women who has enormous knockers wearing a massive strap on?????? just give me a second and il go put on my strap on and tell you hehehe roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'kinky_guy27'Tassierose - you may be onto something... I once herd that smart guys have smaler pennises than dumm guys.... And that dumm guys are also more advenchorus and fun to have sex with... Seems to make sence to me?!?! so your saying you have huuuuuuge cock??? roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Call_It_fun' But I wouldn't mind having 2 penile. Imagine the fun you could have!! but then again i dont think it would be practical in every day life. Not sure about the size of the penis, as to what level of Intelligence. I can't say I've seen too many penile (LOL) in my life other than i guess the odd porno flick. However the guys on there seem to be rather intelligent. I mean look at Ron Jeremy for instance...... Now theres a guy that might be as ugly as a rabid cats sandy vagina, but he has a pretty big wang and check out the beauty of the women he's sleeping with and getting paid to do it. Seems to me like he's pretty smart. What size do you classify as large or small? what would the IQ levels have to be in order to match the size equivalent? I dont think I have a large penis but i guess from what i've been told its bigger than average. Although my IQ has been tested at 134. Which is well above average. Does that mean I am smart on paper but infact stupid in everyday life due to being larger than average? id love to find a man with two penises...now that would be funnnnn so your above average in everyway...i like that very much now if you can just grow that extra cock...id chase you down main street hehe roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I don't think it matters what penis size they have! < Have a woman with tits...showing a bit of cleavage...Usually dumbs a man down! < Have a woman with a pulse ... with legs up in the air...dumbs a man down! < Have a woman in the chat room just show her cam (dressed or not) .. dumbs a man down! < Have a man with an erection...Usually dumbs a man down! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky'Lolz Roxy. I think I'll take that as a compliment. As for the size question... well now I guess you'll have to use your imagination unless one of those damn videos make their way to Tasmania! Hugs S Focus has it packed already...looking forward to grabbing some popcorn and having a movie night roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    i havent got the 'gentleman' thing down pat yet, i guess what i was saying was that i want to dive into ur knockers, i want to live in those babies, i want to BE them. ok, still not a gentleman, but i've got good intentions. xx tweek tweek.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'theone1983' i havent got the 'gentleman' thing down pat yet, i guess what i was saying was that i want to dive into ur knockers, i want to live in those babies, i want to BE them. ok, still not a gentleman, but i've got good intentions. xx tweek tweek. can you say that as your ramming me hard from behind and pulling my hair...pleeeaaassssse roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    do u want me to say that i want to sleep with my cock in you, i want to have breakfast with my cock in you, and i want to ride my bike to work with my cock in you. i never lie.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'theone1983'do u want me to say that i want to sleep with my cock in you, i want to have breakfast with my cock in you, and i want to ride my bike to work with my cock in you. i never lie. that just turned me on in a way you will never ever know roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I don't think it matters what penis size they have! < Have a woman with tits...showing a bit of cleavage...Usually dumbs a man down! < Have a woman with a pulse ... with legs up in the air...dumbs a man down! < Have a woman in the chat room just show her cam (dressed or not) .. dumbs a man down! < Have a man with an erection...Usually dumbs a man down! xFunlovingx Cleavage......Feel something getting bigga....Dumming down? tha's unpossibel

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    All good metaphors. I think all penile projections have a small brain in their little/big head. It does have a mind of it's own at times. You'll have to do a case study beyong RHP if your question is to be accurately answered. I know some men are 'total dicks' at times, which by your assumations, would mean they're brainless and over confident sexually. And that sounds about right. You may have a point there?