RHP

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just a quicky

May 25 2011

have a couple of young girls who work here and the morning coffee round now comes from a different shop . Not a problem really apart from the coffee is SHIT so upon querying the girls about the change it turns out there is a Hot Barista working at what appears to be our new coffee shop. Now if you’re like me the morning Coffee is very high on the important list Question would you change coffee shops because the person serving you is Hotter than the coffee ?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    So yes. Easy decision. However, if she fucked up my hot chocolate..........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Morning coffee is the most important meal of the day!I used to make my baby wait until "Mumma's had her mornin coffee hunna now quiet the hell down"A guy working is a guy working and aint about to rip his shirt off just for these two chicky babes.I'll cum work for you Wowwow. I could be your PA with benefits... like realising the value of GOOD MORNING COFFEE!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    The morning coffee is sacrosanct. I dont care if it is made by Quasimoto.....it needs to be goooooood and if George Clooney was making a shit cup of coffee....I would walk right on past to Quasimoto.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I'd think about it, but if it took me longer to get the coffee, then no. If it was the same amount of time (or quicker) then yes.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Hot men are a dime a dozen... good coffee is hard to find ! . Maybe you need to point these young ladies in the direction of RHP and suggest they return to the original coffee shop ? . I'm sure they'd have a huge choice of hot guys on here. . x Sat

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    No to bad coffee wowwow. So I would buy a good coffee then go the hottie for a muffin. xxMeeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'No to bad coffee wowwow. So I would buy a good coffee then go the hottie for a muffin. xxMeekaa thinker Meeks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    ...oh no, I had to ditch my regular where I know the very cute staff well as the owner changed the coffee for the worse. Just over the road was better coffee and a really cute barista...bugger though that he's a bloke!!!Yes there may be an issue with mind blowing sexual ability matched to someone you're not attracted to but with the barista it's all about the product, after all it's the coffee that blows your mind not the barista!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    are the young girls hot?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I start every day with a near religious ceremony at my own espresso machine and a fresh ground bean blend that I have chosen...a bit mug with the words "Don't fuck with me until this is empty" written on it and will not leave the house until that cup is done. I will even get up a half hour early to make sure that the cup of life is full with 2/3rds shiny jet black flight fuel and 1/3rd hot frothy full cream milk. Period...a non-negotialbe. | The hot chick can always learn to make better coffee...I already bake my own muffins. Who knows, you might even get lucky and get to wake her up one morning and say "Come on...I am going to show you how to make great coffee... | ...you can fuck with me when the cup is empty." | | Life's a bitch...then you drink de-caf.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Chasing Midnight... Is it weird? I found you talking about your coffee sooooo sexy! Not to mention delicious.. I can taste that shiny liquid sliding down my throat... And WHERE did u get that mug! Mine only says Yummy Scrummy Mummy.., definitely giving out the wrong message that I'm seeking attention at that time! DGT ... Isn't she just! Love your thinking Meeka xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'No to bad coffee wowwow. So I would buy a good coffee then go the hottie for a muffin. xxMeeka Require absolute good coffee. Exactly Meeka, like hullo!!!! xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Its a matter of getting your prioritys right.. I'm a 1 a day coffee drinker so it dont much matter to me. Give me a pretty girl with a nice smile ( like MrsJJ ) and coffee becomes coffee any old how. Give me a few more days and I'll guarantee I could show her how to make a good coffee anyway. Then you end up with both.. a nice coffee made be a pretty girl.. Way to go.. and no cranky people who cant function til they have their morning fix..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' I start every day with a near religious ceremony at my own espresso machine and a fresh ground bean blend that I have chosen...a bit mug with the words "Don't fuck with me until this is empty" written on it and will not leave the house until that cup is done. I will even get up a half hour early to make sure that the cup of life is full with 2/3rds shiny jet black flight fuel and 1/3rd hot frothy full cream milk. Period...a non-negotialbe. | The hot chick can always learn to make better coffee...I already bake my own muffins. Who knows, you might even get lucky and get to wake her up one morning and say "Come on...I am going to show you how to make great coffee... | ...you can fuck with me when the cup is empty." | | Life's a bitch...then you drink de-caf. That'd sure get my attention....I like my coffee like my men...strong and white. Please no sugar... I am already sweet enough.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    i know where i'm going for lunch ....2nd coffee but nit at the frst lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    get your own coffee perhaps? seems like an adult solution to me...... dont expect young girls to fix what they would deem to be unbroken..if you get your own and they get to go all gooey over the coffee guy , everybody wins........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    why would i get my own coffee ..?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'wowwow09' why would i get my own coffee ..? because obviously you arent getting what you want when you leave it to others, are you? not rocket science is it?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    hmmmmm ever thought that by frequenting a cafe with a hot barista means you will probably have to wait even longer for your caffeine hit, because every other person with a barista fantasy is also in the line up for damn coffee?? lol! And when its your turn to make all goo goo eyes at them while you order your fantastically imagined and unique coffee combo... "can I have a double skinny latte, half foam, with a splash of hazelnut, 3 sachets of raw sugar added but not stirred, in a extra large take away cup, with a side of extra hot milk" ..... you do realise all the barista is thinking is...."FECK! I wish all these people would piss off! and why doesnt anyone just order a real damn coffee for once?!?!"lol;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Who would've thought your little "Quickie" about coffee would turn up some oh so sexy imagery! First Chasing Midnight with his delicious coffee making ritual now... HOT SEXY CHILLI... you delectable Minx... I feel kinda strange thinking of you in your hot steaming shower... I bet your mirror would steam up even if it was a cold shower!!! As for more productivity for the boss ... Anyone notice how many forums WowWow responds to during the day??? Certainly if there is time for RHP there is time to Nick out for coffee!!! I speak so cheekily to you now because you didnt respond to the offer of my services... (insert devil smiley now but I'm on my iPhone and it's not available lol)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Now it could be that it's worth a try? I had that cup especially made and altough I rarely wash it completely...it does stand up to a thorough rinse in very hot water. | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' I'm morning non functional without a hot shower...| Turn the water on hot and make it steamy...I can bring my coffee in and you can disregard what I had witten on the cup. I may grwol and bite... | ...but you may just like it. | | You wash my back...and I will ignore the fact that you don't drink coffee.