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in respons to the girls night out

February 23 2010

i need assistance to fill job vacencies for this party. some jobs have been filled but i need more and any suggestions gratefully accepted    Stalky - As the MC to keep the mood going  Earl to belt out a few ac/dc numbers as the resident DJ JG - to dispense his pearls of wisdom to his admiring female followers Jose - to dress in those old cowboy leggins that cover the front but keep his arse in full view for the ladies we need the ladies to come in big numbers so i have Ridge as the doorman. Only problem with that they might all stay at the door without coming in. Note to self put  Ridge at the back of the room and open doors. That should do the trick. Niceguy to show the ladies we are not all bad Taipan to keep customer from spilling drinks on saturns tits and trying to lick it up   I need someone to stop Roxy from distracting Earl all the time   I need Sweetie to turn up and tell Lippy of for teasing me   Most of all i need someone to stop Lippy pulling my pigtails and calling me names. Unless of course she has developed that soft husky voice.   We might auction of some guys for the ladies. They would have to show their intellectual capability by answering the girls question. Then the ladies choose the best one probably by the size of their dick.   Ladies register your interest and support your local party boys

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    However you really need to shake up your guest list Conny. Any party worth having requires scenery, class, controversy, not to mention, variety. Onebright, Hermes, Nev, Christopher & sydboy to name but a few!! Stalky as MC? LOL...good luck with that one...reckon 'our Stalky' may be a tad too distracted to perform ongoing oral organisation for the partaaay. Oh, and like any femme would interfere with my paying out on you!! In fact, I reckon it would be an all out femme fest...lol Loving the evenings entertainment tho!! judging a bloke's intellectual capacity by the size of his dick!!?...LOL...Conny, I do believe you are finally getting the 'hang' of it..... ps: just bought a dress for the 4th...at least I THINK it's a dress...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hi Contendedone.   Mmmm..... sounds perfect except I don't really want Taipan to stop the spilling and licking !!! I kinda, sorta, like it !!   xxx Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oooops....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Thanks contenedone for thinking of me and Miss Saturn bits..How about i have a squirt bottle handy for the wet T shirts !!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oh awwrright... but I have just one simple question....   Do I get to pick the shape of my microphone?   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    the thought of lippy paying out on me. Note to self get more security. LOL. The guest list is short but i don't know everyone so here is a thought. Ladies tell me who you want there and maybe we can improve. After all everyone is invited.   Stalky, Mate you can have whatever shape microphone you want. As long as you sometimes actually say something into it.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    A mate of mine filled me in about security guard tactics...I so want to get me some of that action...Christopher would definately get my vote for that job...as would badbigdog..or bigbaddog... arghh...Im hopeless with names..oh...OH and horsey..oh please please....can we add him to the security guard list?? PLEASE.... Um, not coming over as too despo am I?...lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Well it looks like Lippy has security under control.   Saturn i wouldn't worry about it. If Customer misses with the drink i am sure Taipan can do both. Spill it on you and help customer lick it up.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    so, it's the girls who like my leggin's, is it me little black duck...????...*strokes chin thoughtfully*not sure about walking around backwards all night...but just for you....I'LL DO IT!!jose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'customer69'   If someone has broken your heart it's his loss       I wont come out to party and lick, until the glue stick takes effect...My dish is broken today, in tiny little pieces (along with my heart)....But I usually bounce back swiftly, so I will go and brush my teeth now, and practice walking in my new shoes. Trish

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    you'll have a ball. think we forgot Miss BJ and Nick Wilde to lift the itellectuallevel. Packin the CD collection into the sinbin as we speak.ahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl (this ones for all you lovers out there)