Bubbaj

Bubbaj

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im dont need a battering....

September 18 2010

i cant speak for everyone but myself at the moment but seriously.....yes i love to have fun in the bedroom...floor...kitchen...spa anywhere. BUT getting a gr8 oral sensation and then the finger pounding like they are a jackhammer and im a piece of ever hard concrete just doesnt go.....too hard!!! and not only that....having like punch marks on the labia due to the knuckles!! eeeeepppjust a rant lol.....wen u hear me stop moaning, isnt that a sign that its not working? lmao

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    p'raps he though you stopped moaning because it wasn't going hard enough to stimulate you... we all know you're so extreme janey ;)poor fella lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Tell him what feels good and what doesn't. I'm sure it will make for a better experience for both By the way how is Cabramatta these days, used to live there a long time ago, Cabravale Diggers was about only watering hole

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    They are what I call the "Porn Boys".... They watch so much Porn, that they actually believe that every woman squirts that way... The only thing they don't realise is the woman in Porn actually piss and not squirt... Once they start the pounding... Shut up shop (as in, close the legs).. Not worth the pain they put you through and tell them that it won't go on any longer unless they are more gentle.. And then boot their arse out the door...or pick up your clothes and head for the door... xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Hehe, headings tend get me some random stuff rattling around in my cranium and I really have to admit I do like my fish battered. Mmmm and my pineapple fritter... with cinnamon and sugar... drool!!!Aside from that yeah, gotta admit too much action with the fingers can be... distracting... aside from downright painful. When everything is flowing smoothly, it is a beautiful thing... thrusting hips... fingers matching pace... and aaahhh...Hugs... Mrs P <<< drool

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Nothing like a good oral sensation wins me everytime !! bad time to think about it though home alone !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    ...a decent roal session...the last time I had one of those was....give me a sec I think I am going to have to check my diary for that one...sigh...home alone too Taipan..nnot good to be thinking on these when noone there to help out...this I sympathise with Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    LOL @ moaning....I can see him thinking "it's stopped, it was working before.... I have to get it working again...harder, harder, faster, faster"....the lovely fella was all-a flustered ;P Jx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    You gotta learn to use your words miss, moans alone are not enough for mere man, he needs to hear, yes yes that's great or mmm not so hard, a little slower (insert sexy voice, doesn't sound so bossy) it is possible that he thought your lack of moaning meant he needed to try harder, us gals are a complex bunch when it comes to our pleasure and what works for one doesn't ring the bell of another so while a basic skill set is a must for any man he also relies on us to communicate things to them in a positive lightSorry to hear you got 'jackhammered' better luck for next time

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Yes please. Put me down for one as well....also home alone! And you are right BubbaJ. I have the same problems at times. I like a slow and gentle touch.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Personally, i'd much rather use my tongue

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Oh gawd... Seriously? Us dude's are not thinking about your pleasure Bubbaj. :p ~ a punch in the cunt... lmfao that's hilarious. Ummm... It's a saying that is not meant to be taken literally fellas! Personally, I learnt some things down at the pub... you know... the old "how to pick up a six pack" trick... :p seriously... isnt that why arseholes are positioned so close to twats? P Hugs Stalky

  • DonnaBrett

    DonnaBrett

    15 years ago

    Tell him to get off you...and get out!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    No Prizes for making a lady sore for days after, We just tell others that and some say...Thanks but no thanks we like it hard and fast!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I agree with everyone here. When you have been fingered hard it hurts and its not fun anymore. Tell him "we have all night, take your time" and if he doesn't listen stop him. Take charge it is your body and your pleasuer too. well thats my 2c's worth :-) Trinity

  • Bubbaj

    Bubbaj

    15 years ago

    ill just keeping biting him lmao! better than sucking it the harder i bite the more its like im sucking soooo hard that my teeth touch? :Pi personally would like a bigger opening so when they do try and give me bruises, their hand just gets swallowed and i dont feel the pain lmao! and nooooo this doesnt mean i want to be fisted! lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    it seems many need a reality check...if your in a group situation and the 1st guy is a pornboy and stretchs the girl and makes her numb from trying to make her squirt or such crap, before i even get a chance to get there and lick her slowly and show her sensuality - it sux! Same as porngirls who grab my stalk and think they are pumping water from a well? HELLO?...go softly and lightly...leave some feeling for the main event...lol we all like to be warmed up...i use the 2 finger rule...no more than that. and remember in a group situation remember others Neo :>