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im all for revenge on the ex...but....
January 07 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
i havent taken revenge on any of my ex's. im just glad to get rid of them.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Back when I was an international spy, I would always swap drinks with whoever I was meeting with... or get them to drink some before I drank it to make sure it was poisoned or (far far worse!) laced with truth serum. Now it looks like if someone walks up to me with a sex toy... I will have to use it on them first. Just to be safe. Talk about tough love!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
obviously - otherwise that story doesn't make a lot of sense. lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Never taken revenge out on anyone either. But he are some oldies but goodies that I downloaded. Some are pretty mean......... ' ' Put fish or prawns in their curtain rods Prawns or fish in the engine of their car Write embarrassing messages on his car windows using window paint. Set off his car alarm repeatedly in the middle of the night. Empty his shampoo into a bowl, mix with hair removal cream, and put it back in the bottle. Swish his toothbrush in the toilet. Then, return it to its rightful spot. Mix glue into his hair gel. Sending embarrassing photos of him to all his family, friends & co-workers Flaming dog poo on their doorstep. Put laxatives in his food. Send a box filled with manure, a knife, and a fork as a euphemism. Sleep with his best friend
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Now it looks like if someone walks up to me with a sex toy... I will have to use it on them first. Just to be safe. Talk about tough love!! Oh you spoil sport! xxx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
so Jean your saying you dont want the sex toy i have for you??? bumma i was looking forward to playing with the both of you hehe well you lot are nicer than me haha....i try and get some sort of little revenge on my ex as often as i can its make life more fun roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Interesting...the balance of our emotions. Love and hate...all is fair in love and war, and I think that as long as there is a fulcrum and a balancing act the emotions are still involved. | The best revenge of all and the most complete...is apathy. Imagine the thought of knowing that "I nothing you and always will" is all that is there...instead of being able to occupy space in my head rent free or push any emotional buttons. Just another stranger in the streets...except I am looking to meet new and exciting strangers that can become friends, maybe even with benefits. | Okay, so in the early days, it may have been almost irresistable to kidnap your cat. But I get over things quickly, and much prefer my dog who never really did like...your cat.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Who accepts a Vibrator/Dildo/Dong from an Ex anyway? Gift wrapped or not, it's a suspect offering (loaded with ball bearings and semtex or Not) Pull the other one minnesota chronicle...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just glad the nightmare was over. Awefully glad now my toys are kept under lock and key and I would be very suspicious of my ex visiting......let alone bearing gifts.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee'Just glad the nightmare was over. Awefully glad now my toys are kept under lock and key and I would be very suspicious of my ex visiting......let alone bearing gifts. maybe thats my problem my ex still hangs around because of the kids...but still manages to make shit for me everywhere he goes roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
just thank god they are now someone elses mistake...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Of course he never had any intent of using said exploding vibrating dildo. it was just a little project to get the malice out of his system. Some of us just paint a picture.. but he was into kinetic sculptures. really, I don't see what all the fuss is about. it's not a crime without a guilty mind. No intent for malice.HugsStalky (new line of work.... defence attorney) :p
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mine are locked away so the damn kids do not take them. Bloody girls have already flogged all my condoms and asked me for more. What do I pay them pocket money for I would like to know if not for buying thier own supplies?
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RHP User
15 years ago
I hated her in the end but I did try to make up but we both agreed it wasn't going to work. I didn't want to get her back cause i remember the times i loved her but at the same time it hurt so much(another reason why i'm not into relationships). I just kept thinking I'm going to be better off than her.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I recall you telling one of them that if she needed any just to ask...sheesh woman make up your mind...lol... As for revenge...you know what??? I dont think I have ... I just get out - usually with nothing (I am way too nice) and start again...this time somewhere new... Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well my first reaction is that at least she'd die in ecstasy ! But what a way to go .... exploding pussy, no thanks ! I stayed at Dundee Beach in the Northern Territiory for NYE. When I woke the next morning (next to the EX, with a very nasty hangover), I found out that one of the locals was "allegedly" murdered by her EX by a CROSS BOW !!! There were road blocks and snipers. Was all rather strange being somewhere with a murderer on the loose and with my ex (or whatever he is) next to me. Sometimes what I do or read totally sends my mind into a spin ! Maybe it was best that I'd passed out from too much champagne and vodka ? And to think I was worried about crocodiles and a cyclone ! Hugs and hangovers, Miss Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
see Miss Saturn my first thought was "wont he blow up his own head...moron" lol but the world is full of people that will take the ultimate revenge my aunties niece broke up with her man and weeks later he come banging on the back door, when she opened it, he shot her...then turned the gun on himself...they now have 3 children living with their nan and pop because dad murdered mum dont get me wrong i try and get a nice peice of revenge on my ex as much as i can...but id never want him dead...maybe a vegtable that cant wipe his own arse...but never dead roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Unfortunately, an ex boyfriend found out who his ex (from years earlier) was currently seeing... He then contacted the new guy and proceeded tell him various lies, including his ex girlfriend was mentally ill. He was a convincing witness as he worked in law enforcement-who is the new guy going to believe? He already saw her as "different". She couldn't work out why when things seemed to be going really great-this new guy didn't want to see her anymore. It had happened with guys a few years earlier-same thing it seemed to fall over-suddenly...without explanation. As this had happened-more than once...she was suspicious-but without proof or info-as they were no longer talking to her-what can you do? Ex-man had obviously enjoyed the movie "Gaslight" with his many cones. Eventually-this plot fell over-when eventually the new guy found out through other reliable sources about how she was no such thing-was actually involved in d&a counselling/treatment and her ex was actually a drug taking alcoholic violent piece of s*** that repeatedly cheated on her... Apparently, striking a woman, damaging someone's teeth, breaking up their furniture, ruining their career and finances years earlier and leaving them with bills, ptsd and not much faith in men was not enough damage... One can only guess that his motivation was that he felt that she still had to pay-now that she'd tried to move on with her life...and he was still trapped in his..how dare she be happy. Imagine how tragic this could have been if he had managed to get away with it... NymphetamineDrm Grenade Easy come, easy goThat's just how you live, ohTake, take, take it all,But you never giveShould of known you was trouble from the first kiss,Why were they open?Gave you all I hadAnd you tossed it in the trashYou tossed it in the trash, you didTo give me all your love is all I ever asked,Cause what you don't understand isI’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Oh, ohI would go through all this pain,Take a bullet straight through my brain,Yes, I would die for ya baby;But you won't do the sameNo, no, no, noBlack, black, black and blue beat me till I'm numbTell the devil I said “hey” when you get back to where you're fromMad woman, bad woman,That's just what you are, yeah,You’ll smile in my face then rip the breaks out my carGave you all I hadAnd you tossed it in the trashYou tossed it in the trash, yes you didTo give me all your love is all I ever askedCause what you don't understand isI’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Oh, ohI would go through all this pain,Take a bullet straight through my brain,Yes, I would die for ya baby;But you won't do the sameIf my body was on fire, oohYou’ d watch me burn down in flamesYou said you loved me you're a liarCause you never, ever, ever did baby...But darling I’ll still catch a grenade for yaThrow my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Oh, ohI would go through all this pain,Take a bullet straight through my brain,Yes, I would die for ya baby;But you won't do the same.No, you won’t do the same,You wouldn’t do the same,Ooh, you’ll never do the same,No, no, no, no
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RHP User
15 years ago
The opening example reminds us of a couple we meet, over dinner and a couple wines the conversation went to the African countries and its fairly common for vibes to have razors fitted to finish off the attacks that occur in those countries. Its not a new idea!
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RHP User
15 years ago
who needs that kind of revenge???? dollars speak more than carnage hell hath no fury like a woman with a good lawyer hugs Jo x
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Countrygirl1' who needs that kind of revenge???? dollars speak more than carnage hell hath no fury like a woman with a good lawyer hugs Jo x i soooo agree with you there Jo i had a good lawyer and a moron ex hehehe roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
oh ok.... I am usually very lady like, but I have actually revenged on a gf's ex.... they were engaged and we found out he was also engaged to someone else! She was crushed and even more so when he began to be a total jerk and was gossiping and discrediting her at every opportunity & to whoever would listen! I was really upset! I had previously trial tested a nasty little joke on a AH neighbour who tried to tell me that he didnt want to talk to me as "women were only good for one thing...." I found some old motor oil in my garage, and when it got dark, I found her ex's house, army crawled across the front yard and wrote "TINY COCK" in big letters on the grass out the front of his house.... of course about a week later the grass yellowed and died off, and in all his wisdom he decided to fill in the letters with white sand, which of course made it really really obvious! LOL! A week or so later, my gf and I were out and we saw him, so I pointed at his lap and started laughing hysterically.... I think it did the trick, as he stopped telling tales about her and started trying to repair his own credability.... evil but funny..... ;)
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