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i love you dear

February 15 2010

After 25 years in prison a killer escapes and is on the run. He breaks into a young married couples house and quickly ties them up. Him to a chair and her on the bed. To the husbands horror he watches as this filthy looking man bends over his wifes and starts to kiss her neck. All of a sudden he gets up and leaves the room. The husband moves with the chair to his young wife and starts talking to her. Dear i saw what he was doing to you but remember he has not seen a woman for years. He will want to have sex with you. Dear i love you but please do whatever he wants and pretend that you like it. You must not get him upset or angry our lives dpend on it. BE BRAVE I LOVE YOU. The wife spits the gag out of her mouth and says. Dear i am so glad to hear you say that. It is true he has not seen a woman for years but he was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear that he thinks you are cute and wanted to know if we keep the vasaline in the bathroom. BE BRAVE I LOVE YOU

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RHP User

16 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA that was really good lol roxy xxx

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RedHotCoast

16 years ago

I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently the instruction "finish off on her face" didn't mean what I thought it did.--My black-eye and fat lip suggests that 'up the backside'... was definitely the wrong answer, when my girlfriend asked "Where are you taking me for my birthday?"--A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little twelve year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm. The salesman say, "Hello, son. Is your mum or dad home?" The little boy responds, "What the hell do you think?"

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RHP User

16 years ago

It's a joke??? I thought it was my fantasy....hehe Jx

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RHP User

16 years ago

Oh please tell me its not the last one in sex's thready bit??...lol You are such a naughty girl...go straight to my room....theres a surprise waiting for you .....hehe ps: chase for laughs.....wooo hooooo!!

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RHP User

16 years ago

Ya just gotta mix the lovey dovey bits up with the fantasy....pmsl.... Now where are you sending me again??? Remember....I can't see in the dark...lol Jx

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RHP User

16 years ago

Elton John goes into a tattoo parlour'' I want Rolls Royce tattooed across my dick'' the tattooest says '' Are you sure? with the amount of shit it goes though wound'nt Land Crusier be better''

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RHP User

16 years ago

woman on the delivery table screaming to the nurses to get this fuckin thing out of her,,give me more gas she cries and looks at her husband and says, you done this to me you rotten bastard to which the husband replies,, if you remember i wanted to stick it up your arse,,,,,,,,

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RHP User

16 years ago

Quoting 'OneBrightStar' Ya just gotta mix the lovey dovey bits up with the fantasy....pmsl.... Now where are you sending me again??? Remember....I can't see in the dark...lol Jx I will hold the candle for you two so the light is not to bright

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RHP User

16 years ago

ahahahahahahahahahahahaand it will get you back again....ahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

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RHP User

16 years ago

Quoting 'OneBrightStar' Ya just gotta mix the lovey dovey bits up with the fantasy....pmsl.... Now where are you sending me again??? Remember....I can't see in the dark...lol Jx That way ya gotta feel ya way around.... ps: sorrento:...LOL..not a nice image to wake up to first thing of a morning tho...euww...LOL

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RHP User

16 years ago

I should not be drinking coffee when reading forums...! hahahhaha...good stuff! huggies sweetpetite41<<< needs a bib now...

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