M43
hunting elusive cougar
August 25 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........PURRRRR PURRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Dude, you profile says nothing! Well it does say you are 28 but your age says 31. You need to work on your profile and make an effort, because as you can see it isn't getting you anywhere. The cougar isn't elusive at all. We are exclusive and have very high standards. So smarten up boyo!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
The forums are made up of 40+ women, so you've come to the right lair!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Apparently we get boring after that ... If you actually listen to a certain 50 year old male poster (That starts with C and ends with K) lol that's funny! paintme cracked a funny!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
a cigar in your mouth,or are you just pleased to see me
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RHP User
12 years ago
First you need the right bait... depending on what type of cougar you are hunting you may need one or more of the following:a) Something shiny (like a diamond).b) Something sporty (like a Ferrari)c) Something tasty (like a bottle of Moet and some Brie or chocolate coated strawberries)d) Something real (like personality, charm, wit)e) Something superficial (like an overactive ego or bastard card)The list goes on...I've seen a few cougars around that would be fun to trap, if only for a night, and being a fan of 'catch and release' the game just gets better .
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RHP User
12 years ago
wake up to yourself!! That's funny Paintme, just what I was thinking
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RHP User
12 years ago
When I grow up I want to start a topic instead of sending messages. DG
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am over 45.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' The cougar isn't elusive at all. We are exclusive and have very high standards. So smarten up boyo!! Pissing myself laughing.....YEAH BOYO TAKE HEED.
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RHP User
12 years ago
There are plenty of us around...just have to know how to catch one.....
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madotara69
12 years ago
how do you expect to get anything done if your sittin down on the job.Mado
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RHP User
12 years ago
The cougars hunt you! *jokes*
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RHP User
12 years ago
Here is the opening page of Cougar root website. Lovely! PMSLCougars love a good rootOlder women are very experiencedCougars are easy and love the attentionWhat is Cougar Dating? Cougars are mature women who are in their prime and know it! Cougars are attractive, youthful at heart, and like to enjoy themselves. They are also attracted to younger men who can satisfy their needs. Dating a cougar is something every young man should do at least once! Dating Older Women The key to dating a cougar is to remember it's all about fun. Most older women are confident and will let you know they like you. They'll usually want to get straight past the dating to the fun stuff, and will tell you exactly how to satisfy them. Forget the hassle of dating... Cougars are far more direct.
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
Much like her younger sisters except a tad mangy and worse for wear. Pole cats are easy to find, just check out your nearest nursing home. Us pole cats like to race with our Zimmer frames. often tripping up young guns like yourself with our walking sticks. we never get on top, unless your blind folded, as if we did not cover your eyes you would look up and think you were bonking Fred basset hound with looking up at those jowls with horror in your eyes. As Mandurah is known as gods waiting room, you have a good chance if you head on down the freeway. Just not in peak period traffic as the long Horney drive can get very uncomfortable if your sitting on balls blue with anticipation of the sex your going to have with a woman that more than likely may break her hip. along with condoms its advised to take a few hormone patches, just to liven things up a little. they hunt in packs in Murphies and many a young lad like yourself has gone out into the car park never to be seen again. be afraid, be very afraid, and always make sure you get one before the lights go on before closing time. Keep the lights low back in your bedroom or better still fuck her in the back seat of the car and clothes your eyes when you open the door to let her out, so you cant see her in the light from the car. its a bit like Medusa syndrome....look away, look away! upside is you will never have to fill out forms for centrelink for child support. so come on down to Cougar Town Lady T , placing her teeth in a jar in anticipation of your visit
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RHP User
12 years ago
we often repeat our selves
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RHP User
12 years ago
God that was funny Lady T. You know I hear head jobs without teeth is very special indeed. Some gummy loving.
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madotara69
12 years ago
I very much enjoy reading your posts, though that was very tiring. Sometimes I read them twice, so I am going to have a rest.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey Tradie:) Personally I don't like the term Cougar and I know some other Mature Women don't either. Putting that aside I did check out your Profile I know I prefer to see your Face look into your eyes and Connect with you their. Not check you out smoking a cigar if that is you.. it's hard to tell with 2 Guys in the Pic. Your Profile had very little about your Interests, your Personality was some . Nothing on what you'd share with a Woman to make her feel special . Understand it's all about us our Needs, Desires, being met. Because the ratio is 20%M-1%F . You need to lift your "A Game" to compete.. Make your Profile stand out with your Humour or whatever your strengths are.. Like Me Mature Women tend to enjoy Conversation as part of getting to know you .I say "fire up my Imagination ,You Ignite My Passion", because that's what works for me... Mind you some may prefer the strong silent Type so there's a place for you ,once you improve your chances by tweeking your Profile.. Just a suggestion or 2 When you Contact a Mature female like Myself.. say Hi! How are you. ..Why You're Interested in me.... What your expectations are from the Contact.. but don't mention sex outright for a couple of MSGs or until she approaches the subject.. Share your Name.. Good Luck! with that Cheers:)Lu
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RHP User
12 years ago
The cougar of all cougars has just arrived!!Oh darling you remind me of my youngun Scotty.The Fox hotel in Brisbane is where you will find moi!Don't do a thing but just sit there smokin ya cigar.If I like you...I will make MY move.FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
for a cougar hunter? Maybe you are getting past it, tradie.
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madotara69
12 years ago
next stop... Fox hotel...BrisbaneNo smoking, so I need to confiscate those cigars. hehe
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lou....Me....oooow
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hi! Hun I'm not sure if that's a response to my reply or not as My Name is Lu .However if it was It made me giggle he! he!. Now I'm deciding in if it's a Pos. response or a neg 1. I guess it's all in the tone of the me...oooow he! he! Seriously I'm not trying to be nasty to the poor Guy at all. I'm just making suggestions that will give him more success in his seeking than he's getting now. I find being direct with constructive criticism tends to work best.. If this wasn't meant for me then Plz disregard everything I just said ha!ha! Cheers Lu :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I just split my sides reading that post! Had to have a nana nap because it wore me out. By the way I think I may have found just the excercise to tighten up the jowls a bit.
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RHP User
12 years ago
One does not hunt cougars, one traps cougars. Sit back on the porch at the lodge, down some beers, lift some weights. If the bait is very fresh just put some on the door step they will just wander in. I hope you understand the metaphor that is cougar. They are the predator, they do the hunting. You hide and be very still in the shadows for they just want to devour you and leave your bones to bleach in the sun, they never come back.They are only interested in the easy kill, so don't put up a fight and do exactly as toldLucky me for I can walk in the shadow of fear, confident. I have way to much spunk for their appetite.I am hunting beaver... LOL they run and hide, so hard to catch, fresh young beaver. Yum.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69'I very much enjoy reading your posts, though that was very tiring. Sometimes I read them twice, so I am going to have a rest. yeah me as well, stuffed if I know what happened there, fat finger syndrome or rhp gods. don't lay down around me, any thing horizontal is fair game, for pole cats
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Lady_Tuscan' we often repeat our selves LOL like stretching your claws on a nice rug.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hi..yes its me, just seeing "Whats NEW...Pusseycat?" apologies to the king cougar bait Tom Jones Must be all those fermented pineapples Iam getting let alone the magical grabagrannies who are more direct than the west oz 'gars. Hi hun cumming home?? I'll drive and u can check the transmission"' lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sign up as one of the guys for Man Power or other such groups and you will have plenty of chicks wanting you to take it off!
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Lady_Tuscan' Quoting 'madotara69'I very much enjoy reading your posts, though that was very tiring. Sometimes I read them twice, so I am going to have a rest. yeah me as well, stuffed if I know what happened there, fat finger syndrome or rhp gods. don't lay down around me, any thing horizontal is fair game, for pole cats Well I think at least sit down with tradie, you have made me week at the knees.
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RHP User
12 years ago
......someone said the definition of a cougar was double your age plus one in another forum. Not sure I would get along too well with many 87 year olds but you never know.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey Hun :) I think the last few pineapple juices you've been drinking were very well fermented ha! ha! I've got to tell you that the only foreign language I communicate in is Typonese so you've lost me on your Double dutch . You need to speak more succinctly, slow it down, raise your voice a little and use hand , face gestures and nod a lot . then I may understand what you're trying to say , That's the usual way to get your point across to someone who doesn't understand your Lingo isn't it???.ha!ha! Ok I understand you have a penchant for Pineapple Juice. I like that too, so plz feel free to offer me 1 :) Tom jones was more into catching, collecting undies thrown at him from the audience. King Cougar bait that I doubt They would have to be nearly 100yrs to bother with him, or anything but hot milk and Bickies by then he! he! As for grabbing a Grannie, feel free to do so. You can go to the Local in QLD they have a night at the Pub just for that Purpose Enjoy!1 But I'm not into Women sexually at any age so that's no help he! he! Mind you never say never.. I don't know who the west Oz 'Gars are I've never heard of them. Unless you're referring to Cougars not a team .Then it still will be of no Interest to me. I'm not into Cougars. I don't hunt in a Pack I tend to kick back use bait to draw the Prey in of their own free will. So I can sample some of the quality morsels that's on offer. ha! ha! Last but not least.. Why would I want to be in a car where the transmittion needs to be checked before going Home,. That should be a regular deal. that's why we have RAC if it needs attention ..Haaaaaaaaa!! I enjoy driving and being in control of the wild beast within just hidden from view but with gentle tweeking it does as I wish ;) . I'm competent enough to let it give it it's head and enjoy it with some very nice detours in between, if I so choose ha ! ha! O'Dear... Cheers Lu :) Back on Subject Tradie Hun I hope you're reading the Posts and taking in what People are saying to help you with your seeking.. Good Luck! Lu :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
A Brandy to have with my cigar?... :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
A Brandy to have with my cigar?... :-)
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madotara69
12 years ago
I love these cougar threads, so feisty.
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RHP User
12 years ago
plenty of us around darlin but alas you live too far away :) We know what we want and mmmmmmmm usually get what we want ;)! and no not all of us are after anything much except a nice smile happy disposition and mmmmmmmmm did I mention a good kisser :) grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Cougars aren't elusive, they're just eluding you. Ask yourself what do I have to offer that an established and busy women would be interested in? If it's a six pack I'm afraid there's more than a lot of that on this site.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sorry Ladies Many of you might like to thinks you are Cougar's but if you have ever been to the States you would realise that the "Aussie Cougar" is just a " Domestic Kitten" by their standards.The real "Cougar" knows what she wants there & just takes it, no shy games at the bar waiting to be offer a drink or asked to dance, they do the asking & rarely go home alone.Oh one other thing WIKIPEDIA defines a "Cougar" as 30-40 ...... looking for men about 8 years younger than themselves. So funny to see 45-55 year old "Cougar's" looking for 25 to 35 year old men? .... "Alley Cat's" perhaps?
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CurvyMuse
12 years ago
Don't know if I should pmsl or bang my head on the keyboard in frustration. Some are a tad too serious??
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RHP User
12 years ago
I agree with you Meeka100 You young cubs need to smarten up. Have a little class instead of being an ass!! Grrrrr purrrr - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
They are out there... I have encounted them in the past - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I too Hate the term!Just when I was thinking I was the only mature woman who disliked the term 'cougar'. Not entirely sure why I don't like it....maybe it's just being labelled, in any way, that I find really uncomfortable. I would much rather be referred to as a sexy, horny, mature woman. Cougar almost conjures images of has been old women, desperate to shag any younger guy...... Maybe I'm just fussy, but there it is., Lubeys xx Lubeysx
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RHP User
12 years ago
cougars are definitely still out there, you just need to spend a bit of time hunting! well worth the effort when you find one!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I dips me lid to you luverly ladies, especially Lady T. (Spoken a little loudly in case the hearing aids fell out in the back of the car, out of respect and kindness for her dotage.) Interesting that cougar (or pole cat) is not a pejorative term. Confidence aside it also carries connotations of fitness and strength and attractiveness. Sugar daddy I guess is the male equivalent, but it carries none of the attractive connotations. Less pole than poll.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hi everyone, In my opinion the term "cougar" is ageist and sexist. It is not the same as sugar daddy... That is someone who is "keeping" you. The attributes that cougars supposedly have - any aged female can have... I have met some very sassy, sexy, self sufficient young girls on here who have all the attitude of a so called "cougar"... And the age of the guy- to me doesn't matter - sexy, self sufficient, intelligent confident women want guys who are open minded, creative, smart and able to perform sexually whatever their age may be!!! And that is the end of my rant..! Xxviolet
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey Hun :) Welcome to the Forums. That's basically why I don't like the term. Add to it emotionally needy Women who need to be Validated as a Sexual Beings and who is desired in a in General way too. That's the Image I get from that Label. I 'm not Like that at all so I won't be Labeled by it ..Too restricting as well.. To be seen as an Intelligent Sexy Mature Woman will suffice. The fact of being Horny is saved for the Pleasures of My Lover he! he.. VioletE .Welcome Hun :)I also agree with what you Posted .Although I'm not sure I'd Like to be Kept By A Sugar Daddy .For 1 He'd be way too Old for Me.. Then again I may reap the Financial benefits sooner he! he!! Enjoy Lu :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey Hun :) Thanks so much for sharing your Post with me and others. I t's Hilarious I thoroughly enjoyed It.. ha!ha!ha! Way to go Girl.. I love Murphies Maybe I should Multi task next time I go there .Order the Main course. Then sample and enjoy the Young Fresh Male Desert Later he! he! Cheers Lu :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
dpm....Alley cats....yeah much more dangerous than a cougar...we look so sweet and fluffy but when you try and stroke us up the wrong way,....and you seem to be familiar with our kind....unless our head is in a dustbin at the time...you will get bit not fucked
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Violetincredible'Hi everyone, In my opinion the term "cougar" is ageist and sexist. It is not the same as sugar daddy... That is someone who is "keeping" you. The attributes that cougars supposedly have - any aged female can have... I have met some very sassy, sexy, self sufficient young girls on here who have all the attitude of a so called "cougar"... And the age of the guy- to me doesn't matter - sexy, self sufficient, intelligent confident women want guys who are open minded, creative, smart and able to perform sexually whatever their age may be!!! And that is the end of my rant..! Xxviolet In the same way sugar daddy is someone ''keeping you' cougars hunt for younger guys so the term can't really apply to younger women - and with its feline roots it's definitely a feminine word so cant see how it being applied to women as derogatory. Plus, you must admit that it's got more of a sexy feel to it than MILF or yummy mummy?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hello muffin- haha (attempt at humour lol) 25 year olds girls can be with younger guys as long as its legal... Does that make them a "cougar"? Felines can be male as well.. Or perhaps we could call older guys who pick up younger girls wolves or dingoes lol Xxviolet
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madotara69
12 years ago
The cougars who don't like to be called cougars, run in for the kill.Oh be sure tradie, you are the one being hunted. Look for the tip toe footprints leading to the trees.Mado
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