how does one survive?

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  It's really very simple to say.. Just dont buy crap and then you cannot eat it. In fact you can come out of this situation a featherweight (or whatever) if you handle it as an opportunity to improve your healthy regime.   Oh.. and get your dvd's delivered.. you can order them on-line.   Hugs Stalky

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Ok, how about this; I have had dealings with immobile patients and thier boredom levels in a previous life. So there are a couple of fronts you can approach this matter  from 1. dont think of what you can't do2. think of  what you can do3. lie down4. invite me to sit on your face 5. eat as muich as you like, its not fattening 6. If you ask nicely I will sit a  touch more south7. celery is the best vegie for guys like you with women like me  around( and its not fattening ) Now    I dont know if this will stop your boredom, but in the end its not about you its about me and I'll be happy and  you WONT put any  weight on PS My last patient  died, but he was happy   lolDevinely nursing

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Hey Contendone...   I'm thinking of starting a new "Dial an RHP woman" service.   You can be my first customer !    Hugs, Miss Saturn

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  I appreciate that you are having surgery and all and there will be post op procedures that need to be followed but if you are after activity to keep the blood flowing and Miss_Saturn's dial a RHP women call is a few hours away from arriving then lower yourself into a pool.  No weight on the legs. You got to have someone to help you out obviously but at least the exercise will be there.   Aletrnatively find yourself a perverted therapist that is willing to do more than just massage you   But the DVD's are going to be a must.   Find someone to feed you the odd grape istead of chocolate.

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Ah thank you ladies and stalky.   Stalky you are absolutly right. Its just that when i get bored it gets harder for me and my attention span is as long as an 18 year old who is with a naked cougar.    Devine you little vixen you, How does the song go? Sit on my face and tell me that you love me. Monty python humour that one.   Saturn i will be honoured to be your first customer. With me you will have a captive audiance because i won't be able to get off the bloody couch     Focus you wouldn't happen to be a perverted therapist by any chance? Wishfull thinking on my part LOL     Trish i would love to receive cheeky poems and flirts. Can you deliver them in person? I know the answer but it was worth a try.

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