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here is your big chance... 4 wise sages
July 10 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thinking back to the kinkiest thing you've ever done.... Hold that thought and answer this question.... Ok... ummm..... Here's one to put you to the test... "Is it my imagination .. or do all women end up to be just like their mothers? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh great sages they be four! I humbly kneel before thee collectively.....Your wisdom i doth seek.....oh great sages, enlighten me....What is the meaning of life!( and not 42...lol )Cheers Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dare ask who are the other three of the awsome foursome. Cheers Nev, and what did you girls have for dinner?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Smoked Salmon Blinis Sassy .. chilli mussels by Newbs Oysters Naturalle and Kilpatrick by Miss BowPeek Noodle Salad by IntiguedCurious and lots of delicious bubbles
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sage Newbs : God No I love Sex Sage Miss BP Yes she was a divine woman she enjoyed it and had 5 children Sage Intirgued: Ask me in 40 years ... Sage Sassy: I say Yes Yes Yes ..... she says oooh that messy icky stuff ...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Is to be discovered... Embrace Enjoy Excite Exclaim Enchant Eroticise Entice Enflame and all the other E things ....... and when in doubt 42 (actually 48plus is better) ! and dont forget .. always look on the bright side .. :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
there is much wisdom to be sought in champagne.............the bubbles release the secrets..........drink more champagne till the answsers come to you ........oohhhhhmmmmm
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well that whould have been an interesting dinner.....why wasnt I in Melbourne this week.... Hope you all recover well from the excess of bubbles...
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RHP User
15 years ago
4 rhp girls out to dinner' oyster natural and kilpatrick... what a waste.. you could have least used me as desert.... take me' take me... lol.. Mr JJ...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Which begs the question... Would you 4 girls gang bang some unsuspecting male given the chance.... lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
girls girls girls, my mouth a little dry this morning... hope u continued til the wee hours of the morning.. lotsa fun girls xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh my goodness. I can see you all there... sipping champaigne in your norty beshevilled frilly underwear.... nipples loosely exposed... legs spreading and glimmering wanton.... lots of giggling and that is inducing loits of fleshy jiggling... lips lick .... dipping one finger in the champaign glass to moisten it, someone runs a finger towards a thigh.... Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Next time i will gladly offer my services to wait on you ladies !!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well Right....um....a real question.....did we mention in the small print that we arent really registered as sages ???? But ...not being a man...I can (and this will be only 1/4 strength sage knowlege) only tease out the idea that it is to do with mens upbringing and socialising and imbedding in their psyche that they are to protect own and provide for their chosen partner...........sexual activity is considered by the masses to be intimate and private and therefore precious and to be limited to afore mentioned parties........and something to do with the fact that men dont learn to express their emotions as easilly as women do......and then there is the whole bullshit stuff about Im a MAN ! hear me growl and I have to be better than the other man otherwise he will drag my woman off to his cave ........so with that all combined some men sometimes get all thingy about their partners enjoying anything intimately sexual with another man..but is ok for them cause its just sex to them . Phew.......all that without bubbles !!......did that make any sense of it for you ???? Personally.......I believe EVERY girl should experience a MFM at least once ( as often as she can ) .....bout time we took back the sand pit !! in desperate need of coffee miss b
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RHP User
15 years ago
well as another 1/4 of the sages.. that topic didn't get raised last night... but plenty got discussed... did the sheep survive the night???? lol
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DonnaBrett
15 years ago
Mr here...& the answer is simple...these type of guys are selfish & insecure & probably shouldn't be in this scene. Over the years we have seen a few train wrecks & blow ups...99.9% of the time..it's the male half that flips out & gets jealous or whatever. For what my opinion is worth..a guy who doesn't enjoy seeing his woman getting the attention or two, three, four or ten guys at once....is just missing out!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I agree that all women should experience a mmf threesome, I have been in quite a few and find them such unbelievable fun. There is something so erotic and horny about the noises a woman that is being completely satisfied makes. I consider myself an experienced lover but there are certain things that no one person can do on his own. All women should experience the joys of having tongues and cocks in the same place at the same time, it is selfish of any man to stand in their way
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RHP User
15 years ago
The dishwasher did the dishes Mr T.........but we would all gladly sit and watch your nakedness while you swished the suds around........... what are you like with a duster ????? Do you come with your own apron or will we need to supply it ?? hmmm do we even want you to wear an apron.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
have pen and paper ready Taipan to take down the date........just bring yourself.....we wll provide your apron ...lol Mrs S.....what missb said..... plus....my thoughts, I believe that ffm is pretty much the number 1 fantasy for the majority of men, mainly because they see it being all about them, the man. Whereas a mfm, (generally speaking here) is all about the woman and it surprises them ( and scares many of them) that they may enjoy it!!! Especially if their "boy bits" touch! Phew..... Who would have thought.....hehe
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RHP User
15 years ago
OI ! Where are you sages gone ?? lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
The sheep has thrown his trans-gender confusion to the winds that blow wild upon the suburbs....(?) and decided upon a name of Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaary......possibly cause he really was impressed with that purple genitailia he was suddenly bestowed with during the night !!! However he survived the evening resting upon the bedhead........not up to a FSF (sheep) threesome, till he got the feel of his newly acquired.......bits..................such a BLOKE !!................... But more importantly Sage Newbs.............how did your chauffeur cope ???????
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RHP User
15 years ago
i think he was definitely a wolf in sheeps clothing .... thats Baaaary .. he was dressed in drag no question asked .... pink and perfect.. just like me ..... xxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
and can i just add we have never had a fmf, plenty of mfm with both bi and straight guys, and guys who claimed to be straight but were fibbers....lol Just in case you single guys are thinking thats an invitation..... its not!!I have never really had much ambition for a fmf, sounds kind of intimidating and way to much responsibility....unless the other femme was bi......so there was a fallback position hehe.......you just in case i couldn't control myself for that long.....and i seriously doubt i could!Cheers Nev......
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RHP User
15 years ago
In fact hubby doesn't really play much, very very occasionally. Mostly he likes to watch me enjoy myself with as many guys and girls as possible, singles or multiples.My question is - why do many guys seem to think that's somehow unmanly, even while taking advantage of hubby's generosity- they never get another invite and (as they are mostly single), makes it a lot harder for single guys to get an invite at all.Hotty
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RHP User
15 years ago
Miss BP..... mmmm it was a quick trip home for me.... well since I was asleep. Mouth a little dry and neck a little crinked!
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RHP User
15 years ago
that we have another dinner.... Ms BP if ur up for the venue... I am up for another round of chilly something maybe different than mussells and a little more spicier (bit like the conversations)... Sassy ur a great cook... so leave it up to you.. Intrigued.. salad was delightful and some crusty bread... and as for the sheep... maybe we can bring some 'bits' however I promise I wont wear my uggies as you will see a sheep shake in its boots! and yes folks I have uggies... never to be worn outside.... No bogans here mate!!! xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Bless your little cotton sox..........we all have a secret pair......maybe an uggies party lol...we will tell baaaaary that his cousins are coming to visit.......
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RHP User
15 years ago
shaun is a very worried fella at the mo.realy gotta stop readin him stuff offa here.you guys freak him out man...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Earl, tell Shaun not to worry..... Do you think he may be interested in a RER (ram, ewe, ram).....its just that I happen to know of a very cute Baaaarbraaa , she hinted that she is interested in a 3some.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
thanks for the compliment re my cooking Ms Newbs .. i love to entertain .. love to cook :) (you're pretty fantastic yourself... so which of you woul love to be on the guest list of the four sages .. and what would be your unique bring ??
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RHP User
15 years ago
What happened to thyme???????????????????????????????? Fab RFB 5. Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'intriguedcurious' Hey Earl, tell Shaun not to worry..... Do you think he may be interested in a RER (ram, ewe, ram).....its just that I happen to know of a very cute Baaaarbraaa , she hinted that she is interested in a 3some..... pretty sure he'd nail anything that'd move.even the dogs worried round him.ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaFab, you going all scarborough fair on us buddy.(parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme)ahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
15 years ago
as all forums relating to the melbourne drinks nights seem to disaappear, i will only make criptic references to this event that may or not actually exist or occur sometime this week when a pub suddenly appears around a bunch of well dressed sexy innocent bystanders who happen to be standing in the same location and co incidentally find that they all by strange twilight zone type scaryiness use the same dating website. Anyway as this event does not actually happen, or does it, it is unfortunate that i will not be able to attend due to some unexpected shortages in the international ping pong ball supply and distribution network. I hope you all enjoy your july birthdays, wish i could be there. Dont do anything i wouldnt do. evilboy(now 70% more evil in the same easy to take home pack)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Fab.......try the small cannister third from the right just next to the curry powder mate...... I didnt realise Baaaaaaaary was so new age .......no wonder he wears so much pink !!
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RHP User
15 years ago
your evilness will be greatly missed........guess ill have to find places to hide the ping pong balls all by myself......sob
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'SWEETIEPIE2010' I wish to know why so many guy 1/2's of a couple are more than happy to accept the joys of a threesome with another woman involved but unwilling to allow their dearly treasured partners to enjoy a threesome with another man involved? hmmmmm???? why is it so? Selfishness? Insecurity? What could the reason possibly be? I do understand fully that there is the odd rare bird who only wants to play with other girls and just wants her hubby as the only man in her life but i've spoken to an aweful lot of women who would love an mmf but it is not permitted. Hmmmmmm Please if you can give me the answer to this question which has been a puzzlement for so long i would be eternally greateful xx Mrs S Mrs S, then I'm one of the rare ones. I'M the one that doesn't want MMF. Done it and do not want. Mr S's man bits more than satisfy my wants in that department. It's the touch of a warm, sensual, wanton woman that I want and I want Mr S right there beside her (or inside her......while she's inside me.... PHEW! Things ARE getting a little warm in here!)Mr S. is most certainly not the jealous type and it's me that wants him playing if I do have a FFM. I don't play without him, end of story. I'm not insecure, I'm not scared of the thought, I just know what I want and what I don't. I have tried it and I know I don't want it. As simple as that and you won't change my mind.Mrs S.MWA.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Q. How many rhp girls does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'BadBadDog' Q. How many rhp girls does it take to change a lightbulb ? I dont think I am able to answer this one for you BadBadDog....(usually just the one...but I have been thwarted in recent attempts....lol) ....so will handball it over to one of the other wise women.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Question:So what 'tells' do women send when they are keen on picking up other women?My partner is still seeking her first FF experience (as part of MFF or whatever preferrably, but early expeditions have ended up with vanilla offers only so far.What queues are we missing ahead of this fridays foray?She is insisting on taking each opportunity to find what she is looking for, least I can do is make sure she gets traction.Quoting 'ShuttleZ'Mr S. is most certainly not the jealous type and it's me that wants him playing if I do have a FFM. I don't play without him, end of story. I'm not insecure, I'm not scared of the thought, I just know what I want and what I don't. I have tried it and I know I don't want it. As simple as that and you won't change my mind.Mrs S.When Ms Soldier had her 'middle age awakening' I put an offer of an MFM on the table, or even a one off no blowback MMMMMMMF but she happily declined, and thinking she was 'just being polite', I reaffirmed the one off event offer some months after - and there is 0 interest.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Bigbaddog, how many do you "want" to have come around to change your light bulb? Many of us (in fact May I be so bold as to say - most) of us girls are quite ued to doing all these chores for ourselves, however, I cannot speak for the other women on RHP but I, for one, am more than happy to have one(or more) men come and assist me with any household chores that may pop up. And dont forget, Taipan, I have seen you doing the dishes as well as coping with four rhp women, butt naked. I have the photographic evedince! Cheers, fionabee
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sooooo lovely to gaze upon your forearms Mr Badbaddog. As for the light bulbs...Im guessing about 12. Someone to bring the bubbles another to bring wine, 2 for entrees, 1 for salads, 3 main course and 3 for desserts selection and 1 for the cheese platter. IC will come just to add a degree of difficulty and allow us to demonstrate our cleverness. then providing the light bulb is able to demonstrate that is does not like its current behaviour and really wants to change.............we will be there for it as a support group...... ( Altho general concensus is that we will call for you......makiing sure we have of course removed all the light bulbs...and only the candles are glimmering.......) As for fem on fem signals.......um..often wondered how girls flirt...just kinda ..be tactile...gentle touches...kissing.mmmmm...go with the flow.....mmm kissing is a good way to start...MAKE sure they are BI first is always a good option !!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
baddogs arms mm mm mmm but can I also add that fantastic torso ... ooooh yes .. oh sorry light bulbs .. focus focus thats what Intrigued did wrong I think .. she didnt have the sages over to help :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
LOL ...pass on the sages.........what she did wrong was not have Baddog over !!!!!!!!!!! Bet we would of never heard about her light bulb dilemma then LOL.....and plenty more bulbs would just mysteriously.....get stuck
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RHP User
15 years ago
hindsight brings true clarity! Ok....lightbulb changing party, my place, all welcome. Date will be set once badbaddog confirms when his marvelous forearms, torso and other wonderful bits are free to pop over to Melbourne. No need to worry about dishes for dessert that evening I think....we can just nibble and lick it off him.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'BadBadDog' Q. How many rhp girls does it take to change a lightbulb ? mmmmmmmmm baddog i do miss you....you should show yourself more often mmmmmmmmm roxxy mmmmm...loving the baddog
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RHP User
15 years ago
oh yes I want to experience a mfm 3 sum! hot! hot! hot! so true men always want the fmf 3 sum! but not so eager for a mfm! for there woman! done the fmf 3 sum, i want to play with 2 hot guys!!! woohoo!!! hot n horny!!! xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I wonder if he does tricks for treats ????? lol
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chocolate_bar
15 years ago
Sadly my other half doesn't want a MFM. We tried a couple of times and I want to see her really let go and enjoy herself but I think it's the good old Irish Catholic upbringing - you know... Sex is only to be enjoyed if you are married/in a relationship and not just for fun. Having a much broader upbringing and having been in the swinging lifestyle for a long time before we met I made my preferences clear and she was "fine with that" ....until the crunch came. As an aside, I can see that a lot of guys are a bit nervous about touching another guys ... anything! Due to once again our relatively conservative society, girls showing affection/kissing/having sex with each other is fine and dandy, but to touch another guy's penis would be against Gods will and therefore hard to come to terms with!!!! Thank god I left all that shit behind at Uni!!!!
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