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November 10 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
To the tiger that pissed on me at the Perth zoo when i was a kid ..... FUCK YOU!!!but to those little monkeys with the blue balls... very cool guys, way to standoutand to the Perth zoo keepers, i'm really sorry about my mate and I who threw our choc wedges into the orangutan enclosure. We were really stoned and he looked very hungry.
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13 years ago
want to buy a used Navel vacum cleaner, its cool gets rid of all the lint in your belly button.
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13 years ago
PISS BUM POO FUCK TIT CUNT ..........oranges!!
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13 years ago
Am making my first ever lemon meringue pie - Woody's birthday tomorrow (and the cat's). Pusscat xxx PS Even the pastry from scratch!
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13 years ago
NOT to smoke that banana skin coodix R TR it's lindt
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13 years ago
Just found a flea on my dog. Oh, and to my colleague Lizzie: You have to stop kissing me when we're out. We can never be.
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13 years ago
birdie two ewes.....Woody and the cat....lurve lemon meringue pie
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13 years ago
Im going on a date tonite...a real date...you know involving a lbd, lingerie, killer stilettos, expensive perfume,long danlgye earrings and some attitude First one since like 2004 Oh and its a hot date..watching women taking their clothes off..mmm in a classy way....and all going well..that could be me later Oh and I so know how to bump and grind.... Pusscat...email is coming !!! :)
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13 years ago
That's is awesome shinas! My meringue didnt fluff - damm those stiff peaks! LOL Pusscat xxxx
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13 years ago
sorry Freya but dont think TR was getting choccies out of her belly button
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13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13' NOT to smoke that banana skin coodix R TR it's lindt takes another look at my tummy, by george I think your right or is that rite, or wright ?
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13 years ago
Quoting 'Shinasbabe27' Im going on a date tonite...a real date...you know involving a lbd, lingerie, killer stilettos, expensive perfume,long danlgye earrings and some attitude First one since like 2004 Oh and its a hot date..watching women taking their clothes off..mmm in a classy way....and all going well..that could be me later Oh and I so know how to bump and grind.... Pusscat...email is coming !!! :) call 60 min, he must be someone pretty darn special watch those hells, you could get a nose bleed they are so high
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13 years ago
to my ex husband thanks for leaving me a month before a major operation and letting me know via emailanger is a powerful motivator to get on with your lifenever been happier or healthierwhy didnt i leave sooner
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13 years ago
To all you pleasant phuckers... I'm not a pheasant plucker.. I'm a pheasant pluckers son and I'm sitting plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckings done. Say that several times with a few ales under your belt .
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13 years ago
iam a very easy ghy to chat and iam also lots of fun iam open to most things and i have a great sence of humer Is a match made in heaven for a dyslexic girl like meeeeeeeeeee and whats even better, he has a humer
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13 years ago
Quoting 'CrackUp' To all you pleasant phuckers... I'm not a pheasant plucker.. I'm a pheasant pluckers son and I'm sitting plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckings done. Say that several times with a few ales under your belt . I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy !
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13 years ago
Yep loads of them.. Fun little fuckers that they are..
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13 years ago
Come on, say something, say anything even if it sounds a bit stoopid. It's like sex, once you get past the first time you might actually start to enjoy it. Thrill-seeking lurkers? If you're a woman type 'Hi, I'm free tonight' followed by your phone number. Couples, just type in 'Drop by any time' type in your address. If you're a man, just type in what you normally do or would send to someone in an email. Don't be shy, just do it!
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13 years ago
Ok here's my rant for the day. I know this topic has been covered many many times but I'd just like to say that I'm sick of all these guys who complain that girls never reply. I make the effort to reply a polite thanks but no thanks but there are guys who will always take rejection badly and abuse you. Then there are the guys who message asking for access to my face pics to which I always oblige (I don't have a public face pic on my profile due to professional reasons), but then you never hear from them again. Surely the same applies to them. Send me a polite 'sorry you're not my type'. I understand that I'm not to everyone's taste. I'm not going to get upset about that. Surely being polite goes both ways. Aaahh I feel so much better now I've got that off my chest. Thanks for listening :)
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13 years ago
TR I heard that if a man hums while they are sucking your clit,it is just awesome.... poor you jsk,who knew Siddonie was so dangerous..note to self no ferries. crackie I always enjoy a pleasant peasant phucking lindy and Shinas...wooo hooo you go girls cutiepuss,yum,minty choccie ones Devious,the only sexy flea is a chillie pepper
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13 years ago
Found this one Everytime you Masturbate God kills a Kitten and Love thy neighbour as you love thy Pussycat. Amen to that lol
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13 years ago
am so exhausted, Wedding Season is fucking killing me, I could cry - yes I know "suck it up, I chose this business" but this is a great opportunity to verbalise hmmm typealise - so thank you Freya :)I've also lost my mojo and feel under loved and under appreciated.I really don't think I'm going to find that damn Knight in shining bloody armour that will rescue me from my life and make everything ok....stoopid Knight fantasy.I don't like my wobbly bits yet can't be farrked to exercise.Whinge whinge it's all about me - God this is catharticI really want to be able to orgasm without my vibrator - Jesus, what is said in this thread, stays in this thread right (yes, I know the world world can see it, but I just don't care today)Ok, I'm done....exhale, yes, I feel a little bit better now.
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13 years ago
if you cant spell ' TONGUE ' I have no faith in you being able to use it!
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13 years ago
Quoting 'Litonya' Found this one Everytime you Masturbate God kills a Kitten and Love thy neighbour as you love thy Pussycat. Amen to that lol as men love pussy? I like it!
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13 years ago
Hi, I'm a real lurker... and a guest.Can you guys that have been on here for a while tell me how worth paying the monthly fee has been for you? It seems like a smallish community of regulars.I became single at the beginning of the year, after 12 years, and am swimming in a big ocean, trying to find out what I want. I have 2 sides, a loving, romantic, spiritual side, and horny, kinky, wild side. I'm trying to reconcile them both, and so I go on here, and end up feeling too 1-sided, and wonder off thinking the universe will provide me the 'perfect' woman, and that I need to wait and believe, then I get horny again and come back! (I got up this morning, and thought how amazing it would be to find someone to spend Sunday afternoon naked with! - I did do that once, back when the internet and I were younger!)And, more mundanely, I have weeding to do, 'hoovering', tidying, filing, probably some shopping, AND cricket to watch! Oh, and actively ignoring that Monday morning is getting closer!
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13 years ago
Snorts line green cordial and splutters its all over keyboard at cutiepuss keen observations and brilliant post Oh so very true Still chuckling
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13 years ago
I've just been out sitting in a paddock with freshly calved cows and even had a cuddle of one drowsy little bull, four days old, sleeping in the sun. Much better for me than hanging around insincere people.I'm a happy Viking today
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13 years ago
Quoting 'Shinasbabe27'Snorts line green cordial and splutters its all over keyboard at cutiepuss keen observations and brilliant post Oh so very true Still chuckling Saw the first few words of this post on my home page. I totally read it as: Snorts a line of green cordial.... WTF?
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13 years ago
Quoting 'cutiepuss' if you cant spell ' TONGUE ' I have no faith in you being able to use it!
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13 years ago
hoping to go to my first meet n greet/stay n play session soon... i am indeed a "virgin" i this regard;-) but very excited to try this out and have some fun is there a forum thread somewhere that walks a newbie thru the protcools and/or advice from all the old hands or any traps for young players.. and more importantly ... what does one wear!!! yes this is a serious question... no I'm not being a smart arse :-) i apologise if this isn't the right spot to ask... don't yell at me or spank me ( ok ok you can spank me) fireflyjax
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13 years ago
Quoting 'cutiepuss' if you cant spell ' TONGUE ' I have no faith in you being able to use it! Too funny,Hey look, I can spell condescending too !
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13 years ago
when I go to the toilet for number two's(yep..........Im all class) to minimise the risk of any toilet water splashback on my snow white behind whilst expelling the seven dwarfs, I usually before sitting down throw a handfull of toilet paper in the bowl first. Sometimes.................one of the dwarfs flick up some of this paper touching snow white which simultaniously flashes back documentary footage of rats or snakes coming out of the bowl which in turn scares the dwarfs out of me!!!!!!! Am I normal?????????? Can anyone relate to this? Please help
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13 years ago
Quoting 'DeviousMissM' Quoting 'Shinasbabe27'Snorts line green cordial and splutters its all over keyboard at cutiepuss keen observations and brilliant post Oh so very true Still chuckling Saw the first few words of this post on my home page. I totally read it as: Snorts a line of green cordial.... WTF? One must learn to post with glasses on when posting on the Iphone !!!! Fireflyjax....honey wear what you want and makes you feel sexy and comfy... just be yourself....my advice is get ready as you would for any great date....relax and enjoy - remember we were all once "virgins' - have the best fun and be safe...xx
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13 years ago
to answer your questions,in a word.''NO''and I used to be Snow White...until I drifted
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13 years ago
Quoting '50zcool' Quoting 'CrackUp' To all you pleasant phuckers... I'm not a pheasant plucker.. I'm a pheasant pluckers son and I'm sitting plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckings done. Say that several times with a few ales under your belt . I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy ! Full frontal.. bottleotomy? ... Lol.
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13 years ago
Quoting 'axiom28' when I go to the toilet for number two's(yep..........Im all class) to minimise the risk of any toilet water splashback on my snow white behind whilst expelling the seven dwarfs, I usually before sitting down throw a handfull of toilet paper in the bowl first. Sometimes.................one of the dwarfs flick up some of this paper touching snow white which simultaniously flashes back documentary footage of rats or snakes coming out of the bowl which in turn scares the dwarfs out of me!!!!!!! Am I normal?????????? Can anyone relate to this? Please help those dwarfs are such a good shot!! It's like the perfect 10 diving entry..splashback, right in the A-hole every time. This is why toilet paper in the bowl is a must.
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13 years ago
Quoting 'MissPoppins' I really want to be able to orgasm without my vibrator - Jesus, what is said in this thread, stays in this thread right I hear you MissPoppins.... am working on solving that problem... am gettin some help but could always use more and more often. Oh and regarding the missing Mojo... sometimes you gotta go grab it out of the corner of the bedroom, slap it around a bit and stick it down your pants. Then you just find that it's wriggling round to get out might help you get your rocks off.
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13 years ago
Dying to know how your night went...
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13 years ago
Quoting 'ohmigod73'Dying to know how your night went... So am I!!!!! Pusscat xxxx
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13 years ago
Quoting 'woody_pusscat' Quoting 'ohmigod73'Dying to know how your night went... So am I!!!!! Pusscat xxxxI had a lovely nite...thankyou for asking (you too Puss - am getting to that email..in between demanding babysitting duties which you know I have currently been assigned to..why did I agree to this week of hell ???) fantastic burlesque show in Freo at the Fly - very very hot..drinks..good convo...(just cold wet and miserable weather )..rocked my LBD...yeah all good..
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RHP User
13 years ago
Has been looking forward to taking my beautiful playfull other Half away. After the long drive she suffers from a head ache 3/4 of the time nothing helping! Damn I was looking forward to christening the corset and suspenders I bought her!... Still waiting..... Such a let down......
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13 years ago
I just wanna say, that there's not a day go past, that I don't think of my kids. I saw my eldest child brought into this world, I was too scared to cut the chord. I never thought for a second I would make a good father. Until I saw that little being come into this world, then something changed in me. A wave of emotion swept over me, and when she grabbed hold of my finger and I held her for the first time, I just fell in love with her. A love so strong, that no person could ever come between it. A love that felt like my soul had taken a breath of fresh air. I gushed inside, and a tear fell from my eye, and then handed my now ex wife her daughter, I kissed her forehead, and saw a woman glow for the first time in my life. I'll never ever forget that feeling. I have 3 girls, and each time I saw them come into this world, and heard their tiny little cries, I felt this very same feeling. I still shed a tear when I look back at seeing each of them born. It was an experience that I will enjoy to the day I die, and now? I look forward to the day, I walk each of them down the aisle to their partner that they choose to marry and share in their children. I hope this wasn't too over the top?
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RHP User
13 years ago
The hardest thing about being an interstate truck driver, is leaving our loved ones behind every week. I remember my eldest, she was only about 2 or 3, she was talking quite well at the time. I had to leave on the sunday night. She walked up. Laid her little head on my lap, looked up at me with her little eyes, and said softly "daddy. Don't go!" I broke down there instantly...and still do. ok I'm done :D people will think I have a heart
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13 years ago
Thank you lovely lady - let me know if your "help" is successful As for my mojo - good idea, I'll try that. I've been waiting for it to just stroll back home, silly me. I do love a good wrestle, so It's "game on" mojo Quoting 'ohmigod73' Quoting 'MissPoppins' I really want to be able to orgasm without my vibrator - Jesus, what is said in this thread, stays in this thread right I hear you MissPoppins.... am working on solving that problem... am gettin some help but could always use more and more often. Oh and regarding the missing Mojo... sometimes you gotta go grab it out of the corner of the bedroom, slap it around a bit and stick it down your pants. Then you just find that it's wriggling round to get out might help you get your rocks off.
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13 years ago
Quoting 'hardtruckin2011' I hope this wasn't too over the top?
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13 years ago
Purple Monkey Dishwasher!
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13 years ago
The Archbishop (Black Adder)Harry: Yes, that's right. A tragic accident.Edmund: Almost as tragic as Archbishop Bertram being struck by a falling gargoyle whilst swimming off Beachy Head.Harry: Yes, or Archbishop Wilfred slipping and falling backwards onto the spire of Norwich Cathedral. Oh, Lord, you do work in mysterious ways.something different
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13 years ago
was very appropriate for a dishwasher for the dishes of purple monkeys.I wonder what happened to the flying purple people eatersx R
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13 years ago
Named a certain strap-on the Purple People Eater.
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13 years ago
nice one "crack up", well named indeed, XXXX
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13 years ago
Quoting 'fireflyjax' hoping to go to my first meet n greet/stay n play session soon... i am indeed a "virgin" i this regard;-) but very excited to try this out and have some fun is there a forum thread somewhere that walks a newbie thru the protcools and/or advice from all the old hands or any traps for young players.. and more importantly ... what does one wear!!! yes this is a serious question... no I'm not being a smart arse :-) i apologise if this isn't the right spot to ask... don't yell at me or spank me ( ok ok you can spank me) fireflyjax took the words right out of my mouth, XXX love you guys
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13 years ago
DeviousMissM,puzzle solved...I just bet it's a greedy thing tooxR
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13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13'DeviousMissM,puzzle solved...I just bet it's a greedy thing tooxR You'd have to ask the delicious person I got to use it on...
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13 years ago
how do you know if you are saying the right or wrong thing to ladies on here if they dont even reply with a simple yes or no to messages
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13 years ago
If they don't answer it means nox R
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13 years ago
Why is it that all the women who ate interested in me are interstate???? And why the F aren't I healthy enough to invite the interstaters over or go see them. Mother nature you are a cruel bitch indeed
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13 years ago
Just....COS!!
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13 years ago
Easy...no reply = bad....reply = good. Just remember, if you are rejected, take a good look at your approach, not you personally.
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13 years ago
Just because I am outspoken & talk openly about some of my sexual adventures does not make me a slut. I am not here to help you live out some fantasy. I am a person with feelings and quite frankly sex without friendship or a mental connection is as boring as shit. So no thank you. I feel like a few people lately want to see if "Meeka" is real. I am not here to perform for you. I do what I want, when I want and with who I want. \(><)/
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13 years ago
I love you!!! :p
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13 years ago
I also just wanted to say, ermmmm, ummmm, oh crap I forgot
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13 years ago
As i was flying home from London yesterday, I watched a number of movies in-flight. Thai Airlines allows you to select and watch movies at any time.Anyway, I spotted this one and decided to watch it."Seeking a friend for the end of the world" Starring Knightly and CarrollI thought it was a fantastic movie, good story line and a heart warming but yet sad ending. I wont say what happened, it just one of those movies you have to watch. Steve Carrell plays a role which does quite well, as a serious character amongst some surprising and subtle funny turn of events. And Keira Knightly took me by surprise by adopting that characteristic English woman with full of life. Something different from her usual role.I recommend it to anyone that wants a nice, quiet movie night...
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13 years ago
50zcool you're really cute for an old fella ;-) Roxxy
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13 years ago
I notice someone's come back to our fold....ohhh Yaay!!!! Let the fun times roll.... Roxxy
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13 years ago
im new im lost and i think i drank too much....... being a cabury kid i may have sniffed it too much... either way i am so confused, y give an account if it cant be verified asap.. hot guys and i cant fricken touch them!! ok that is all
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13 years ago
Quoting 'coodi_yowie' To the tiger that pissed on me at the Perth zoo when i was a kid ..... FUCK YOU!!!but to those little monkeys with the blue balls... very cool guys, way to standoutand to the Perth zoo keepers, i'm really sorry about my mate and I who threw our choc wedges into the orangutan enclosure. We were really stoned and he looked very hungry. Hahahha I'm going to be picturing this every time I walk past primates.
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13 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Just because I am outspoken & talk openly about some of my sexual adventures does not make me a slut. I think they are frankly quite jealous...... apparently I would fuck anything. I haven't tried a pineapple yep. Any hints lol
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13 years ago
DeviousMissM Love the stockings I can make six foot six, if i stand on a milk create. Does that count
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13 years ago
a creative solution,but me thinks Miss M might just say noh.
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13 years ago
But kudos for trying.
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13 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' Quoting 'Meeka100' Just because I am outspoken & talk openly about some of my sexual adventures does not make me a slut. I think they are frankly quite jealous...... apparently I would fuck anything. I haven't tried a pineapple yep. Any hints lolIthought that maybe too obviuos but you never know
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13 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71' Quoting 'inspirit' Quoting 'Meeka100' Just because I am outspoken & talk openly about some of my sexual adventures does not make me a slut. I think they are frankly quite jealous...... apparently I would fuck anything. I haven't tried a pineapple yep. Any hints lolIthought that maybe too obviuos but you never know They are a little spiky...... I was perhaps thinking of juicing it then drizzling it over something before before licking it off but then it wouldn't be the same I guess
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13 years ago
That's Lovely Hun I'm so happy you got to enjoy that time in Nature and your sweet companion.Cheers Lu :)
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13 years ago
Hey Hun :) I hope you received some good advice and had an awesome time if you've been if not I hope you do have 1 then Cheers Lu :)
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13 years ago
Oh! You Sweet thing that's so precious Thanks for sharing those moments as you know I feel your emotions as well as read your words..Yiou big Softy You! he!he! Luv Ya Lu :)
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13 years ago
Hun you actually answered your own question ..You don't Know. However you can be pretty confident that the Women who do reply have an initial Interest into knowing you more. So enjoy them for however long you share time together..Enjoy Lu :)
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13 years ago
Lurking local lads I'm spyingto get girls attention they are tryingif only I was a younger wenchone might press me against a benchand I could feel his strengthand appreciate his lengthOh for the man who likes a curvy, older misscome here good man and give me a kiss.
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13 years ago
Quoting 'MissPoppins'\I really want to be able to orgasm without my vibrator Last night I went to bed hot, horny, wet and alone after a big day of sexy chats. I left my vibrator in the drawer (a highly unusual occurrence and usually dissatisfying) to fully appreciate hot bloody wet I actually was and came like crazy over and over. Yay! Even better than my bunny, though not as good as a great lover....Overall a very satisfactory solo effort! So, my point being, get yourself really really horny, go to bed with an erotic tale and play....
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13 years ago
im a bigger girl size 16/18 depends wear i buy my clothes but i need loving too where are the guys lol
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13 years ago
lol wrong wear lol should read before posting lol
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13 years ago
Let me start by stating that i have gay friends and i have nothing against anyone's sexual preference. My problem is,i seem to attract almost as much gay men as i do women. My profile clearly states that i am straight. I like lesbian and bi women,i wish i was getting as much attention from them...
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13 years ago
I just felt the need to have a good laugh
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