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funny sayings about sex

January 12 2024

Met a bloke who said to me, “I’d root a rat on the run if I could get in step”
Made me laugh.
Another favourite is, “I need a fuck like a bad dog needs a hiding”

Anybody got any other favourites? Especially those with an Aussie accent.

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RHP User
3 months ago
Heard the first one but it was shag a sheep not root a rat
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Lostyanumber
3 months ago
Give the ferret a run...
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RHP User
3 months ago
fuck a black snake on an S bend
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RHP User
3 months ago
rather be fucking her than fucking hungry
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Ourmalibu
3 months ago
Toey as a Roman sandal
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Ourmalibu
3 months ago
You’d shag anything that moved, and if it didn’t move you’d push it.
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NeoAndTrin
3 months ago
Id swim through a river of snot just to hear you fart into a jam jar.

Always makes me laugh
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SweetSerenade
3 months ago
A couple of very crass li ea I've heard:

She's so hot, I'd swim open mouthed across a river of shit, just to lick the dick of the last bloke who fucked her...

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He'd root anything that moves and if it doesn't move, he'll push it.
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JustStephTuls
3 months ago
Fucks like a frog in a sock.
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RHP User
3 months ago
Goes off like a frog in a blender
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Lostyanumber
3 months ago
Bangs like a shit house door in a hurricane.
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countrytouch82
3 months ago
Considering the use of animals I'll make/modify one up:

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse... out.
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Shortntallstuff
3 months ago
I’d suck her dads dick just to get the recipe
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Lostyanumber
3 months ago
What's the difference between hard up and down and out?
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Obi1kenietzsche
3 months ago
I once had a relationship with a lady who worked as a comedian, but I had to break it off because after sex she always smelt funny.
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Umefuntime
3 months ago
After a red wine, you will be fine, whwn we align and your body hugs mine.
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NeoAndTrin
3 months ago
Putting a spin on the old saying:

"Im so horny could eat a sluts arse through a cane chair!"
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OpenMind64
2 months ago
She’s hornier than a half fucked fox in a forest fire!!!
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