F54
funny fuckers
November 24 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
You have to say at four words it is reflection of what a twit some people can be !!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
i have just worked out how to bloke someone while their profile is locked hehehe that will teach them to keep looking.... thanks lovecurvie..good to see you back xx roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
I can back after a long lay off...just watching the forums and chatting sum really...I see not much every changes with some people does it. How you doing BTW. Mike
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Tart_Du_Jour
15 years ago
Maybe this person has internet Tourette's? Though I think a lot of people around here suffer from that.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Baise_Moi'Maybe this person has internet Tourette's? Though I think a lot of people around here suffer from that. Oh that's awsome Baise, wtf Roxy is with that...omg I have had some indecent proposals and certain other statements thrown in the mix, I just giggle, it's hillarious....What are some people like, Where do they get off with crap like that... Roxy you don't really know sometimes who are speaking on certain profiles....just food for thought... lol Next! xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
isnt it wonderful that people of the internet world can feel so free as to type such things to another person that they have never actually met .....or dont even know anything about......... and from those words you have given us Roxxy they may be someone not worth even giving any thought too at all.............. either that or they dont actually know how to say hello to a lady ???????????????????? Andy xxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mike a break from this place is good sometimes but your right some people never change haha im doing nothing but coming and going and waiting...getting sick of waiting though lol Andy..Lady??? who the hell you talking about???..dont go spreading that stuff about hahaha Ladies the worst bit is 1. i cant even look in and see who it is sending it and secondly it come from a couple so i dont even know if its from the male or female but i do agree with tourette's...thats a good one roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
These morons are GUTLESS WONDERS... We had a one of these sick puppies spew the same sort of unimaginitive shit at us about 3 months back. When we tryed to reply' he already blocked us.. How would you like one of these morons covering your back in a war zone ??? TIP for you morons... No guts.... No glory... Get a life....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Unfortunately it takes all types to make the world go round. For every numbnutted dimwit on here there are 10 or more good folk who enjoy a bit of idle banter with the one and only Roxy. We all still luvs ya
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RHP User
15 years ago
It makes you wonder what has caused them to have such an inferiority complex as to feel the need to abuse or attempt to intimidate/belittle others? We've had a few like that. Unfortunately I don't have the mental willpower to totally ignore it and more often than not fire a parting shot in return. It makes me feel better for all of 5 seconds, but afterwards I just feel sad that their lives have so little purpose that they need to get their kicks that way. Mr O
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hhmmmmmmm.......... maybe they thought they were writing a telegram.... STOP (hehe)Hugs... Mrs P
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Baise_Moi'Maybe this person has internet Tourette's? Though I think a lot of people around here suffer from that. pmsl...internet Tourette's!!!classic!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Its really funny how people get on thier computers and thier mobile technology and be abusive and nasty...and then when up close and personal they are all nice and smiliey... I am going to go out on a limb here and say that i find it the most prevalent with the anglo saxons and i am not a racist i have just dealt with alot of people working in hospitality and i see them at thier best (9pm) and thier worst (6am). But then include an online interface and see how it becomes worse....big screen monitor and 30000 mhz processer = big huge balls full of cum and testosterone ready to lash out at anyone and everyone. I have never in my online history sent a message like that as an opener....never ever...its like "ok i'm going to send this message and she's going to want me" seriously some people are really fucking delusional or just need thier dosage upped. Anyways thats my two cents....8 am and i just got home from work....need to wank and pass out... play hard and cum harder :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
there's nothing like an indiscriminate C-bomb to get my motor running.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am happy to disagree with peoples comments on the forums, and enter into a robust discussion. Still random personal attacks based on a limited range of unimaginative swear words takes all the fun out of a debate and reduces its entertainment value to something akin to question time in parliament. TassieRose: Just for the record 1) Are you currently fucking, or do you intend to fuck in the future 2) Are you evil in an impish deviant manner? 3) Are you Horney, (being female I understand that this is a particularly fragile state, subject to change without notice) 4) In the strict sense you have one, but believe that you are much more so we will rule Not Guilty on the last accusation.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Don't let turkeys like that piss you off gorgeous . They do it to others as well. It gives their pathetic little egos a feeling of power. If you ignore them then they lose. And remember Lady, you are better than they are.
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RHP User
15 years ago
One of the quickest ways to get a message is to send one. How about "I'm sucking on my Tim Tam allowing the chocolate to slowly melt in my mouth and run down my throat while trying to think of a less fattening but equally satisfying substance with which to replace my addiction to chocolate. Do you have any ideas ?" (No I haven't actually sent that message but wonder what response I'd get. Would it be too subtle for those intellectually-challenged RHPers ? ) If only guys asked a girlfriend to write their messages, their success rate would rocket. Oh well... if all else fails try "Fuck is just a word, Horny is just a word, Cunt, Dick, Blow job are all words but words mean NOTHING compared with the action you get spending a night with me!" Ok... back to my packet of Tim Tams. Hugs... a rather twisted Miss Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
your cunt is fucking evil AND horny? your cunt is fucking, evil and horny? your evil cunt is fucking horny? horny evil cunt is fucking? I so would have laughed at that one.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' One of the quickest ways to get a message is to send one. How about "I'm sucking on my Tim Tam allowing the chocolate to slowly melt in my mouth and run down my throat while trying to think of a less fattening but equally satisfying substance with which to replace my addiction to chocolate. Do you have any ideas ?" (No I haven't actually sent that message but wonder what response I'd get. Would it be too subtle for those intellectually-challenged RHPers ? ) If only guys asked a girlfriend to write their messages, their success rate would rocket. Oh well... if all else fails try "Fuck is just a word, Horny is just a word, Cunt, Dick, Blow job are all words but words mean NOTHING compared with the action you get spending a night with me!" Ok... back to my packet of Tim Tams. Hugs... a rather twisted Miss Saturn So this would be my response to your Tim Tam message: Hi, You know there are several issues associated with sucking on a Tim Tam you should be aware of : Firstly it is a positive calorific affect. You consume more calories than you burn sucking on a Tim Tams Now sucking on Protein well be negative calorific. A Tim Tam is a single hole orifice Item, Protein is multi functional. When a Tim Tam goes down on you it is sticky chocolate mess when Protein goes down on you it is a sticky wet mess. A Tim Tam makes you go “mmmmm Nice” Protein makes you go “ yes YES YESS!!!” I think it is time you witched from carbs to meat J
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RHP User
15 years ago
LoveCurvie - your entire post had me think about making love to a nice red firm piece of steak, and it made me happy in my protein hole.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I was thinking a nice salami would have been better :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
so i get no mail for months from anyone apart from my wonderful friends from here then i get one from the weird couple that i wrote about and the next day i get one from an 18yo claiming to be a virgin and wanting me to be his first.... do i have weirdo magnet tattooed to my forehead??? im going to try Miss Saturns message...if the men can do it so can i hehehe roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' One of the quickest ways to get a message is to send one. How about "I'm sucking on my Tim Tam allowing the chocolate to slowly melt in my mouth and run down my throat while trying to think of a less fattening but equally satisfying substance with which to replace my addiction to chocolate. Do you have any ideas ?" (No I haven't actually sent that message but wonder what response I'd get. Would it be too subtle for those intellectually-challenged RHPers ? ) If only guys asked a girlfriend to write their messages, their success rate would rocket. Oh well... if all else fails try "Fuck is just a word, Horny is just a word, Cunt, Dick, Blow job are all words but words mean NOTHING compared with the action you get spending a night with me!" Ok... back to my packet of Tim Tams. Hugs... a rather twisted Miss Saturn Please GOD kill me now and send me back as a tim tam that just can be sucked forever and ever and......... ever ,,,,,,,,,,,mmmmm oops amennnnnnnn
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' so i get no mail for months from anyone apart from my wonderful friends from here then i get one from the weird couple that i wrote about and the next day i get one from an 18yo claiming to be a virgin and wanting me to be his first.... do i have weirdo magnet tattooed to my forehead??? im going to try Miss Saturns message...if the men can do it so can i hehehe roxxy If it is messages you are wishing for sweet Roxxy that is easy but if it is the warmth of a Male body naked and firm against your body,,,,,,,,,,,, under a dooner by the light of a candle in the silence of night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,ahaaaaaaaaa that is just a dream for now ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Andy XXXX I realy should not get on here friday eve should I lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'andreweagle' Quoting 'TassieRose' so i get no mail for months from anyone apart from my wonderful friends from here then i get one from the weird couple that i wrote about and the next day i get one from an 18yo claiming to be a virgin and wanting me to be his first.... do i have weirdo magnet tattooed to my forehead??? im going to try Miss Saturns message...if the men can do it so can i hehehe roxxy If it is messages you are wishing for sweet Roxxy that is easy but if it is the warmth of a Male body naked and firm against your body,,,,,,,,,,,, under a dooner by the light of a candle in the silence of night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,ahaaaaaaaaa that is just a dream for now ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Andy XXXX I realy should not get on here friday eve should I lol yeah i cant get all that either...roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Depressing poor Roxxy like that. Be careful lad, I have my cane ready to put a few stripes on that cute bum of yours. Or maybe a spanking. Roxxy can go first!
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RHP User
15 years ago
ummm hang on...am i going first to spank him or are you spanking me first... hmmm what the hell ....let me go first which ever it is hehe roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
I mean you go first with the cane on Andy's bum and yes I did intend the pun about the crack. lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
this is one time we never say no to a bit of crack! hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!
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