F62
endowment statistics
February 26 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
See. Now you contradick yourself right off the bat... In one breath you say 5or9 doesn't matter and in the next you talk about being ripped off. So which is it? As if we already don't know. Guys lie about size because women like you say shit like that. Fact is, once we have our dicks out, nine times out of ten we get what we came for regardless of the fib. Who would have guessed? Lol. Fact is, we all understand that no woman complains about cock size while she's having an orgasm. Hehe.... this topic is passionate isn't it? Lol. Red hot pie inches... lol, like a woman's age. It's amazing how easy it is for a woman to be 35 for years! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
oooh pardon me, did not mean too contradict myself, but i just dont get it, i do not understand why guys do it. me, im up front, say it like it is, never lie, whats the point, i will get caught out eventually.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am 42! no lie! I like my age..wohoooo!. Yes..I have met a cple guys who have lied...Well actually 1 was WAY bigger than he stated in his profile...hahahahaha.. I knicknamed him Donkey Guys measure it! Bunnings tape always come in handy....I measured my strapon with my Bunnings tape..On cam in the chatroom!..Soo NER NER.... ahhhh...And guys have been known to lie about their age too!.. Those that lie will get caught...Is it really worth the embarrassment? NOOOOOOO...... Honesty counts!...For a long time!. huggies sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Us horses are measured in "hands"... We don't use tape measures.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lying about the length or thickness only ends in one thing.. her laughing and the bloke shamed beyond belief.. It goes for women too, not all blokes enjoy a size 8 that kinda stuff is for TV and not the bedroom. Im a bigger bloke and there is no way i would ever choose a ultra think skeleton over a chic with a bit of meat on her bones. I dont like about my size because on the off chance i actually meet someone off here the last thing i want is to be the laughing stock of the site. Guys and girls need to realise that when you stick your dick into her pussy its the ending of sex. There are many of things to do prior to enjoy each others company. Just remember god also equipped you with Fingers, Tongue, Mouths and an imagination so stop trying to empress someone with a number and remember Melbourne Storms rule ha ha ha
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'customer69'To upsize their statistics...No wonder Aussies are considered supersized chubbiesTrish Hang on - you measure from the butt-hole to the tip of the penis dont you? I'm sure I read it on here somewhere.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Guys lie about size because women like you say shit like that. Fact is, once we have our dicks out, nine times out of ten we get what we came for regardless of the fib.Damn and all this time I thought that it would be a bad thing to lie so didn't. Really though it isn't hard to be straight forward. Although I do think scottishflower that anyone on here that puts they only have 5 inches is likely to have most women on here do the quick, 'fuck that I can do better', and move on to the next profile.
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RHP User
16 years ago
i have a four foot penis when hard andtwo and a half flaccidahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2'i have a four foot penis when hard andtwo and a half flaccidahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl Haha - you idiot... now I've got to get my protractor and calculator.... Lets see now 4 - 2.5, carry the one, round up to the nearest integer. Divide by a prime number and add Stalkys age (both of them) mutliply by the rhp quotient... and: Oh my - that's more than 228.6mm - you should get in touch with the scottish lass!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
coz some women are shallow.Its not about the size of the dog in the fight...but the size of the fight in the dog.Although I like to feel that bit of stretch...gimme a guy that knows what he's doing...rather than one that thinks his cock size is all there is to it.JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
How about.... 'A little extra padding' Fair go love.....everyone bullshits because as MissBJ says....people are shallow and we all want to be loved. xx ~nine inches with a little extra padding sheen~
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RHP User
16 years ago
sheen that is a big pet hate of mine! People cant be honest with their size.....men and women! bad form! huggies sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'sweetpetite41' sheen that is a big pet hate of mine! People cant be honest with their size.....men and women! ahh, thats the beautiful thing about the "average" - so long as the rest of your (not you personally sweetpetite) social circle is about the same size, you're "average". brilliant
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh kewl. Thanks for pointing that out Sydneylad. Now I see where I'm going wrong. All my male contacts are hung like horses.... So you mean I gotta find myself a new crowd?? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm of average length, never measured myself so i don't really know the exact length. I guess some might embellish to get more action, but really they are going to find out anyway no I don't see the point. Rich
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RHP User
16 years ago
It sure is Sweet. Its' dishonest and very unattractive and it is not eclusivley the domain of men or women. xx ~lo sheen~
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lol Nick.. I dont know why but your post reminded me of that rodeo sex joke.... It's an oldie.. but I think it's a goodie.... Awwwh hell.. OK.. one more time for old time's sake... What's Rodeo sex? Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands. Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters". Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
I promise ..
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RHP User
16 years ago
c'mon people,,,if we can't lie for the little people down there then they'll never score,,,we're just tryin to help out,,,,,,seems the guys aren't the only onesread some profiles scottish flower,,especially some of the ladieswe all exagerate but i wouldn't call it lyingjust tryin to meet and find partners,,,harmless but, and guys,, just you try pullin out your cocks and measure them straight away and you will see we all lie,, unless you've already started playing and in that case you will be the only ones with a true readingby the way,, you measure from the wrist to the tip of the middle finger// don't you
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RHP User
16 years ago
i bet you that my dick is longer soft than yours is hard LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ya deserve a good whipping for that joke...errr...and how nice were her sisters?...theSHERIIF..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Geeezz, have been on RHP four weeks now, thought i would be truthfull with my profile, stats included, now i realise all i had to do was embelish a bit here and take a bit there and i would be on the road tp RHP happiness. :-)Hopefully all not lost...lol
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