M54
eating pussy like a champ
January 15 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
I was wanking while I read this. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
what was the question?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oooh you have been watching that clip "Pussy eating lesson" on you porn haven't you. Cause girls pussies are sturdy you know. :PxxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
...that clip Meeks. If every man did it that way the world will be full of happy purrrrrring women and very well fucked men.
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RHP User
14 years ago
No poke poke poke... now that's just annoying.. you have to suck that clit like you are sucking a mango dry... oh yeah!
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RHP User
14 years ago
And did you know boys, a girl can jerk herself off... no hands. It's amazing.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I met a boy last night who's skills had NOT been ruined by Porn!!!! Woo hooo!!!!! Thought all my Christmases had come at once!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Stalky_Studspuds'I was wanking while I read this. Hugs Stalky So was I !!! Mmm a lover once told me that every so often he had stumbled across ladies who couldnt get off on oral sex (this bit of info was almost inconceivable to me but granted) when I asked him if he perserved if that was the case, he replied "Yes" ...I then asked was he successful in pleasuring the lady. ?.he replied "Most of the time" I asked him what was his secret and he told me....that he would "draw the letters of the alphabet all over her clit/pussy using the tip of his tongue...most women if this was done with finesse and technique would cum by the letters M N O P !!!) - heres the irony.... He actually loathed giving oral sex and yet was quite the Master of it !!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I wait for the full update with bated breath Goodgrl.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I hate the sucking!! Little light flicks, a lot of them, getting firmer, on left side of clit. Don't worry, I'll tell you what to do and clamp your head in position when I need to. :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
You do realise that every woman is different OP? Bite me once and I'm sorry but you will need to see an ENT surgeon to remove your balls from where your tonsills should sit! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Stalky_Studspuds'I was wanking while I read this. Hugs Stalky never mind sweet cheeks he is in da west. I got all excited re the prision jump suit but I knew it was not true,its green in way orange is in the usa. nice story though, I did enjoy it while eating my popcorn as for you stalky i think you would eat your own cock if you could, you sexy little pervert
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RHP User
14 years ago
and sheesh for a minute there I almost felt your cock slide in with that one stroke Whatever happened in the past, you're obviously enjoying and making up for lost time, good for you......ermmm and your lady friends
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RHP User
14 years ago
Good on ya Champ.
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RHP User
14 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bugger we live in different states!
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RHP User
14 years ago
the clit and then master the art of sucking it in and out in your slightly clenched lips in a very quick fashion .. a pure winner!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
That was a good read, but I'd have to agree with xfunlovingx...every woman is different. Personally, I need some type of penetration in order to orgasm from oral. Most definately agree with the OP that there are a whole lot of things to do down there...so many guys go straight for the clit and work that little bugger till they are blue in the face...and before I get blasted for grouping all men as the same...I'm talking from personal experience only.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Because I didn't even read the words!!! . Flustered Flirty x
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RHP User
14 years ago
Woahh thanks Meeka for the suggestion , I loved it! Wank that pussy !
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RHP User
14 years ago
http://www.youporn.com/watch/200577/pussy-eating-lesson/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=184199&pos=2
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ExcitableCouple
14 years ago
i love having a horny chick sitting on my face while my pussy is being licked & sucked & teased by a man who knows how to make my clit tingle & legs quiver ... yum
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'goodgrlzsayplz'http://www.youporn.com/watch/200577/pussy-eating-lesson/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=184199&pos=2 now thats what im talkin about (maybe less the squeezing and the pulling !)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your future sure looks steamy & wet!! It's suddenly very HOT in here
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'nostringsplayful'the clit and then master the art of sucking it in and out in your slightly clenched lips in a very quick fashion .. a pure winner!! For who?.....Not the female, surely! That wouldn't get me off at all. xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
"She's jerking herself off and I dont have to do fuck all".... brilliant advice.HugsStalky Quoting 'goodgrlzsayplz' http://www.youporn.com/watch/200577/pussy-eating-lesson/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=184199&pos=2
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RHP User
14 years ago
Tell you though, i've got a girl crush on that chick with the black gloves. Not my usual type but reeeowwww.....maybe it's her abilities, particularly in the last min that have made her my type
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh yeah, the first 9 min of the thing is basically an anatomy class....the last bit is where all the fun is
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RHP User
14 years ago
Im with funloving and Alex2go. Enjoyable read but that technique just wont work with me. Sorry. I guess each and every one of us is different after all.
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RHP User
14 years ago
My Ex wife was never really a fan as she said she wasnt sensitive enough however recent experiments have shown that the sucking and occasional gentle biting along with pretty much the method mentioned has gotten some pretty amazing results.(yes I was involved with the experiments as bizzar as it may seem) While I am aware that this is not the case for some women it maybe also the fact that they are slightly self concious of themselves down there and can not be fully open to the possibilitys of what some of us have to offer in that regard. BTW if your man isnt doing it right dont be afraid to say "how about you try it this way" who knows he might enjoy being directed and at least you will end up with some enjoyment out of it.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting Skip2012......."While I am aware that this is not the case for some women it maybe also the fact that they are slightly self concious of themselves down there and can not be fully open to the possibilitys of what some of us have to offer in that regard." . That is the best excuse EVER for you not being able to get a girl off orally...put the blame on her....bwahahahahaha too funny! . I am very comfortable with myself and with getting oral from a man that knows what he is doing. Hell, I have been known to meet randoms so they can just go down on me...love it! Sorry, but if a guy does it wrong..and still does it wrong after you have directed him...It has nothing to do with the female at all...but his technique sucks!! That is when I am happy to say "Nope, this isn't working for me" and shut the legs and head on home! xFunlovingx
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Genius_Ironman
14 years ago
Quoting 'SLK27' I asked him what was his secret and he told me....that he would "draw the letters of the alphabet all over her clit/pussy using the tip of his tongue...most women if this was done with finesse and technique would cum by the letters M N O P !!!) - heres the irony.... He actually loathed giving oral sex and yet was quite the Master of it !!Preferable Kanji, although Hiragana woud still top English charaters.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Depends on how open and happy she is with herself Actually I do agree with this part. I think its a combination of how a woman feels about herself, where she is as far as her total sexuality goes. I was married for 18 years and I ask my x how come you never went down on me,he said because I thought you did not like it. He went down once and was there five seconds but I can see why as I was just to nervous. Before that in all my years of bonking and there were a lot of men,Only two ate me out. I think it was my fault as I was just to quick to go down, and was more of a barbie doll fuck. I did feel uncomfortable, vulnerable I guess. I could and did give blow jobs and that was easy to do. I have been told that I needed to learn to receive and not give all the time. Now I am a bit older and wiser, and RHP has really shown me that some of the guys out there are fantastic at what they do. I mean my first multi orgasm in my life, was oral by a guy off this site He has since done the same to a girlfriend of mine and she, as they say concurs with his oral skills. Your head has to be in the right spot before your able to really enjoy oral Lets face it, your flat on your back legs wide and someone is nose deep in your pink bits,so you have to be comfortable with your body self esteem does impact on sex and how much you enjoy it. So skip I do think you have a very valid point. Funloving you are clearly a woman who is well in tune with her body and desires , and you know what you want ,and how to get it. :) So if a man blows it with you after your instruction then yes , he has failed oral 101 :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
There's a lot of women who suck (or rather, don't) at blowjobs and a lot of guys who suck at oral on women. I guess it comes down to communication and the ability to take instruction
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RHP User
14 years ago
You would have a valid point about blaming women for our sometimes bad performance funloving (if thats what I was doing) how ever I was only making the point that if youre not comfortable with it then how can you be into it. I completely accept that I myself as well as probably most men dont get it right all the time with every woman they sleep with. And if a guy cant take the instruction given then of course you would as you so eloquently put it "Shut your legs and go home" I did expect this exact criticism which is why I didnt edit it further just goes to show that people are quick to jump to conclusions like i said I have tried it with my ex wife and she loves it but more so now because she is happy and comfortable within herself than before. There is simply now way I would blame a woman for my lack of performance in any form in the bedroom. If I havent got what it takes then I had better lift my game because at the end of the day it is me who is missing out.... BTW thnx tuscanred for your support in this
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RHP User
14 years ago
Firstly thnx to tuscanred for your honesty and support of my comments I appreciate it. Secondly funloving you have obviously missed the point of my comments it was in no way to lay blame at the womans feet for our sometimes poor performance in this area. I can complpetely accept the fact that I as well as most men can not get every woman off through oral sex as stated by several people already you are all different. And I would expect that if you directed someone and they still didnt perform to your needs that you would definitely as you so eloquently put it shut your legs and go home. Its a shame more women arent as confident as you to do that. I knew I would get this type of reaction from at least one person which is why I didnt edit it further. you speak out like every woman is as confident and easy with oral sex as your self and you are simply wrong. I, as I am sure most men would be happy to have a partner who is confident and knows what they want and how to get it but at the end of the day its simply not the case. It is always a learning experience with every new partner we have even if we have been with them before. If I am not performing to someones satisfaction then its up to me to lift my game I dont want to miss out on somethng I enjoy why wouldnt I do my best at it and if thats not good enough than I am always willing to learn.
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RHP User
14 years ago
It's just as much a mind game indeed. And treat Her as if She was the first (and last) delicious mango of the season. Or indeed the first (and last) luscious salty, creamy oyster of the season.darn...hungry now xx. Shuckers.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Lot of talking about it. That's oral sex too. As outlined above
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'No poke poke poke... now that's just annoying.. you have to suck that clit like you are sucking a mango dry... oh yeaMMMMM!! mango!
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