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do you have to try to be sexy?

November 01 2009

omg, too funny, we just  got this message (names omitted)...   quote- hello we "name" here we like to have nice time with u. my wife like to play with fem and she very hot thx "name" -end quote   me thinks some people DO need to try to be sexy. if they had a picure of Borat... maybe we could, somehow work with it, but...   is anyone else tired of people who can't put any effort in to attracting you?   mr dms...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    lol the idea of Borat on rhp is a bit freaky....!   The worst messages are the ones that are soooo long they are obviously a template sent out in bulk to increase their chances of a hit, and the ones comprising of "Hi I'm so-and-so, my msm is blah blah if you want to chat"   I don't have msm. but why would I add some dude I don't know from Adam when he has made no real effort to introduce himself.   It's a bit off in my book!   lovebittenxoxoxox

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I guess you mean something like this message that i received today: "my wife lost interest in fucking me its a bitch to buzzi with here work jym friends shopping i need a spark back in my sex life" and he is 10 years younger than I am asking for!!!!!!!! I dont ask for anything major to attract me, except for a simple introduction, good spelling and grammar and a nice disposition. Then we can start messaging and go from there.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    What a horrible message!   I don't think I would know how to reply!   lovebitten xoxoxox

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    lol, reading that message it's pretty obvious why his wife "lost interest in fucking him", i'm left wondering how she ever had interest in the first place! thanks for the reply posts mr dms2004.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    If someone said to me "Gaz, I want you to act sexy" I wouldn't have a clue what to do. Coming to that realisation a few years back, I finally confronted the harsh reality that I will never make my dream of attending NIDA come true.   Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Some people just try way tooooo hard to be sexy...   Personally we prefer people to just be themselves.. that is far sexier, especially if some tasteful flirting is part of their natural style...   Trish, Gaz, DMS, Love, Desserts... Having read your comment in this and other post we believer you too are members of the "naturallly sexy" people.. keep up the good work and lead by example...   Mr&Mrs Average.... (Still just an average couple..)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Buddy...you're wearing the tiniest shorts on a spew green kwaka...the only way you could make yourself sexier is for a hairy lil ball to pop out the side ;) now that'll get the khazak ladies motor running and head out on the highway looking for adventure with you lil buddy!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    "my wife...sheza ma sister..sheza a very how you say..steaming!! Sheza born ink cheeeernobyl unda hasa tree boobies asa big asa sexy baywatch babe yes.sheza wanna swap foreign exchanga gifts wit you from one sexy bitcha to youa sexy bitcha...everyone have sexy times yahhh ;) !!!"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    lmfao.. Fabio Gazpacho! Actually Whitehawk, I've upsized my motorbike and downsized my shorts since that pic was taken... oh and shaved me spuds..... :p   I have to say the suttle vibrations from the tank of my Triumph triple at 12,000 revs is truly sensational.... not nearly as nice as holding a door between your legs and giving it a once over with an orbital sander... but hey... I ran out of doors!  :p   Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ummmm those lippies in your pic are too die for!!   Think you just ticked thwe naturally sexy box, guys!! Just Gorgeous!!   lovebittenxoxoxo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    how to act sexy...just be natural i guess, either it is or it isn't...uhm..err...it's very hard to be sexy wif both feet in ya mouth, don't u think?...hehejose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Oh this made me chuckle. Mrs Pup is so naturally sexy but she has no idea she is, which just makes her more sexy. One thing she can't do is put it on, ask her to strike a sexy pose and I usually end up giggling on the floor. Again this further adds to her charm. Me, I can be rather sexy when I'm standing a little off centre behind her and partially in shadow.