difference between man and woman

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Love it celebree

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Basically right. The trouble arises though when I pick up several signals that are equally as strong. Hmmm decisions, decisions. Oh fuck it. Just try 'em all in case one or two drop out.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  ...why my Wi-Fi modem keeps booting me off!

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  He shows up late at night, eats your cookies, empties his sac, calls you 'ho' and is gone again before you wake up.3 out of 5 of those attributes appeal to me... if only he could cum more than once a year ;)xx Sarah

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  .,......."He shows up late at night, eats your cookies, empties his sac, calls you 'ho' and is gone again before you wake up."   This IS the season for ho ho whoring around.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I love all the comments especially the Santa one.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  It's a disturbingly poignant analogy... and that's coming from your simple-minded male. I still remember a wise person telling me, something along the same line as your position that went like this. "Woman need a reason, while men need a place." I hate to say it, but listening to the Friday night end of the week banter over drinks with the boys... This seems quite true, albeit a generalisation, still.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  .....and its probably the reason why I have trouble staying connected on wifi during stormy weather

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Men are like parking spaces...all the good ones taken and the rest are handicappedWomen are like mobile phones, push the wrong button and you will be disconnected

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  The Bluetooth and Mobile Phone analogies were awesomeA few more.. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.A married man always forget his mistakes... there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.Women always have the last word in an argument. For men, the smart thing to do was to pleaded guilt in-order to reduced his sentence.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I had a witty comeback (no pun intended ) but I got totally distracted by OMG SARAH YOUR ARSEFuck me drunk that's a hot photoFuck me sober it's still a hot photoDamnit woman why are you so faaaaaaaar?!?!?!?

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Sex is like a bank account - after the withdrawl there is no interest.   analogies.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  With packets of condom data and a client handshake. Interface on the face and log out on shut down.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Ballard mate, you gotta make sure you always get the last word in, every time, like I do YES DEAR............................. little victories,

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  At least Wi-Fi can be switched to "Trusted networks only". The best you can do with Bluetooth when it's turned on is to use password protection.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  "Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night." l It really depends on how much you have had to drink the night before as to how good looking your partner still is in the morning. Maybe you shoud not drink so much then.

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