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corny/sleazy chat up lines or terms of endearment
June 22 2017
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RHP User
9 years ago
"Is your name Ariel cos we were mermaid for each other" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
In my pants, you are invited. Would you like to cum?😉
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EarthQueen
9 years ago
So cringeworthy especially in light of recent events. 😬 Imagine it said in a voice like Ali G "Is your parents a terrorist? Because you r the bomb." - Posted from rhpmobile
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DynamicCouple36
9 years ago
How R U. Hot pix wanna fuck . (Instant block ) How R U. We have a lot in common. (Our answer : oh really , in what way ?) You look tired. I have a king size bed at home. Fancy a lie down ? Your shoulders look sore. Fancy a massage at my place ? And something from Monty Python we think ... But I am only 13. Answer : I am not superstitious But my mummy won't like it . Answer : your mummy is not going to get it I will tell the Vicar . Answer : I am the vicar ! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
...want to bury my stiff?
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RHP User
9 years ago
""Hey, my name's Microsoft....can I crash at your place tonight?" Seeee ya...
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RHP User
9 years ago
Do you like chicken. If so suck on this, its fowl - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
My those are tight pants...how do I get in them 😳 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
That was a very real problem in the 70's/80's 😊
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BacioCouple
9 years ago
Was your father an astronaut? No, why? He's stolen the stars and put them in your eyes....
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Katkat
9 years ago
I've heard you're a player nice to meet you! I'm the coach. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
>is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven >do you fuck on first dates, does your Dad own a brewery, can I feel your tits, or would you show em to me 👍 >how YOU doin >smile if you want to sleep with me >would you miss me if you never saw me again (trust me, that one works) >hickory dickory dock, it's time to suck my cock (has potential) Dave just twitched 😊
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RHP User
9 years ago
Do you wrestle...she replies..NO. Okay can I see ya BOX then.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Actually, no I wouldn't. It's not very nice (but funny nonetheless). "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
"Do you want to feel young inside?" I may or may have not used this at some point in my younger days. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I've always been a fan of "Hey girl, want to come over and watch porn on my big screen mirror?" It's cheesier than a platter, but just clever enough to make me giggle. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
in Laverton a lot of years ago..a new barmaid...I walk in.. we made eye contact..she asked if she could help me..I replied."Lady, I would suck your shit to a point and stab myself to death with it.. just tell me when"We fucked that night... and for a few months after..She ended up married, and we caught up on ANOTHER minesite 15 years later... so we fucked again.(He husband was mine manager there too)She DID ask then WHEN I was going to do what I promised her in Laverton.I Am NOT sure if the line was what got us fucking.. But who gives a fuck anyway?I WOULD like a rematch now though
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Sawadee
8 years ago
So what are you doing here ? ?. I thought Angels only live in heaven.. ? He : Hi there ' would you like to have the next dance with me ? She : ( abruptly ). NO.. He: Well I guess a fuck's outta the question..
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