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RHP User
14 years ago
That's a 'Prince' chorus line from his song 'Do Me Baby'. Cool!
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RHP User
14 years ago
'cause it's been that long, I've forgotten how. In my reckless youth I approached the occasional stranger and introduced myself in the ardent hope of picking up but I'm pretty sure I've never bothered with a pickup line - or even witnessed others doing so. People who do use pickup lines seem an awful lot like life imitating art... They're just lazy, Hollywood plot devices - the pickup lines, that is, not the people. The people are probably just lazy or too drunk to realise how foolish they are being. But if I were given to drunkenness maybe I'd try, 'Can I borrow $20 so I can offer to buy you a drink?'
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RHP User
14 years ago
Get on your knees and suck it
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RHP User
14 years ago
"I can feel you wet cunt hot on my tummy. In a while you'll feel my cock slide slowly between it's beautiful moist lips. But for the moment I'll rest my head on your breast and listen to your heart beat" How's that?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thats about it,just walk past give em the look, raise one eybrow and say Now? though I have to admitt I meet a guy the other day, he came in to the studio I said "Do you see anything you like? turns out what he liked was me and he must have known about wowwors line as well small word, whoda thunk it
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RHP User
14 years ago
I've just noticed dirty talk with typo's is allot less dirty ~note to self, re-read everything 3 times before you click post~
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RHP User
14 years ago
...you wouldn't get it even if I told you.
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RHP User
14 years ago
A few years back I had a young guy pour a glass of water over me and then one over himself.. then in a shocked and very naughty tone suggested we head back to his place and get out of these wet clothes..A tad lame but he looked so innocent and sweet and his mates were cheering him on... what's a lass to do ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
...was in spanish, and he could have said anything I didnt care, deep sexy tones whispering unknown words , lips brushing gently against my ear , warm breath on my neck *bites lip*Minxy (..um I gotta go , Ill be back in a minute:P )
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RHP User
14 years ago
a long time ago, I walked into a hotel in Kalgoorlie with my hair nearly to my belt.. it was out and held off my face with my head band.. as my mate and myself walked past a group, one girl lent out and said.. "Love your hair" I replied... "Wait 'til you feel it on your belly later" Less then 10 minutes later, my mate was left at the bar, and i was leaving with the girl on the back of the bike.. This one I HAVE tried a number of times... when it has succeeded, I believe it was because of the humour involved: Because .. THANKFULLY I have never had my bluff called and been asked to perfom the task in statement.. "Lady, you do it for me so much, I would suck your shit to a point, and stab myself to death with it" where does one stop in this forum? caveman (justifying some peoples disgust) :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
An electrician came to do some repairs and I asked "Is there anything I can get you?" and he replied with a flirtatious smile "well.....what are you offering?". We both knew what he wanted...... So the best lines are the on the spot, witty, double entendre types for me.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
...the rest could cause havoc in the streets and overcrowd my favourite little dark lane-ways out of sight of those street security cameras. Awwww hell, who cares...no secret that building security is usually staffed by a pack of wankers anyway. | I stuff my left pocket absolutely full of Chupa Chups, name a flavour...it's there, and kind of like the old "sock in the jocks" thing. Seriously, I am bulging at the seams. Now then, just wander slowly down Collins Street with the jacket open and always smile at the loverly nubiles as they wander past giggling. Pick the one that seems to be looking the closet at your Chupa Chup, reach into your pocket and simply offer her one then ask... "Do you like that or would you prefer a different flavour". | *shrugs*...you'll either be heading for the lane-way or letting her reach into your pocket until she finds one she likes. | If all else fails...tell her you like her shoes.
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Letsgetcrazy09
14 years ago
Not mine but I have heard...... "Is it wrong to think about rimming you tonite?"
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight'...you wouldn't get it even if I told you. Hey who needs to get it, lucky the couch was right behind me , who cares what you said
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm going home to bed - are you cumming?
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