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come on..make my day, I need a laugh!
November 03 2009
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playfulminx
16 years ago
I can't say there have been many 'good' ones recently but it's pretty vomit-worthy when guys come up to me and assume (being Asian) that I must be from somewhere exotic and in need of some nice Aussie guy to show me the sites... They generally want to play the guessing game of which country I'm from too... Kinda reminds me of the Moccona coffee ad with that hot black guy who sadly comes from Shropshire and not Kenya. Very exotic...
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RHP User
16 years ago
My friend used one which didn't work unsurprisingly, but it did make me laugh when I heard him use it.'Your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor.'
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RHP User
16 years ago
You're Asian?? I always thought you were Caucasian with blonde hair & blue eyes...and I don't even drink Moconna coffee... ;) pick up lines...never been picked so would not know!! I used to just say hello but the death stare that says " don't you dare come near me you ugly loser" is a pretty deterent for me now.Chicks have that one worked out...I think I only see girls happy and smiling in movies & tv now...never in real life.I guess my face really does freak out beautiful women...
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RHP User
16 years ago
I've actually had that used on me, it took me about 10 seconds to realise what he was going on about lol! I told the guy his clothes would look good if he left them on!
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RHP User
16 years ago
But... I'm a such a sucker for a corny joke...If someone came up to me and asked me "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" and I said no... And then the guy winks..... well, that would make me laugh, and I'd probably snort my drink on him... opps sorry! :P lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
good one...so, how many tigers are gonna approach ya do ya think?, huh?......thanks, ya brought smiles to ma face...did have one woman approach me with a not too subtle..."Ya wanna f**k"...urk!!...wrong guy to say that too...cheersjose
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yeah im a sucker for funny pick up lines.....worked on me..twice....lol....good one Sophie..it gave me a giggle..der me.now has other pick up lines...well.....im sure there's been stacks n tons that have been used in the last 27 yrs...haha.havent been told any....shows how long ive been out of dating game...lolWell ive only been on the prowl for 7mths....so im with you Top_bottom_heavy..id like to hear more pick up lines on here....lol xox
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RHP User
16 years ago
i shit you not, but a mate of mine used this one: My dick just died. Can i bury it in your ass? I couldnt believe it, but he did. She slapped him.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Its not hump day tho. Hump day is Wednesday. Why would tuesday be hump day?
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RHP User
16 years ago
A friend of ours has mastered the blue steel look from the zoolander movie,i tell its only funny if they have seen the movie. it It works sometimes if you can make the girl laugh its a good start. He's working on the magnum look. god help us.
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RHP User
16 years ago
yeah i know its not hump day,realised that about 2 hours later lol! I thought it was closer to the weekend than what it really is! Cant blame me for being eager is there a difference between magnum and blue steel??? ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
My favorite lines were over heard at my sons 18th birthday party. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but 2 plus 2 is 5....that one got a giggle from the gidget involved. The other one that made me giggle was my sons friend putting his hand near his girlfriends face and saying "does this smell like cloroform???" With original and fresh pick up lines so far and few between the standard old ones I found these ones to be a bit of a giggle. cheers Shell
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RHP User
16 years ago
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hahahah Gaz.....classic!Im not averse to the odd corny line....as long as the guys isnt being too serious about it....and have occasionally used one myself. I remember back in the day (when I was in my (i thought) prime...a girlfriend and i were being followed by a shady character....so we flagged down a police car and got the 2 young officers inside to drive us to the club we wanted to go to. (this was tassie....and this was quite common!).We then asked them to come back and meet us after they knocked off...which to our suprise...they did! Later on...full of piss and bravado...I asked one of them if he wanted to share his body with me.The bastard said no!!!Although...not long later...he regretted his decision and asked if he could change his mind.I said nope....and proceeded to tease the utter hell out of him for the rest of the night.I was 18 after all......silly me.....I should have let him....coz he really was a honey....sigh.Ive also seen a not very attractive woman sitting at a country pub bar wearing a tshirt that said....."It wont lick itself." Great tshirt....but the boys told her she really should train it to....hahahha.Just my opinion....BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?CheersJose...and his norty googler...hehe
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RHP User
16 years ago
i can add to this one, my second ever sexual partner won me over with a simple, "im known as the italian stallion, want to take me for a ride and see how well i buck"... i later found out he is actually greek.. sneaky another one. "is there a mirror in your jeans" my quick response knowing what was coming, "no but if your seeing your self in them by all means, i bought them from kmart, they should have your size". i felt so proud boom pow shut down!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'COMEANDGETME68' If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? said with a musical lilt to it.I know a guy who pulled off the "Hi, my name is X *shake hands* by the end of tonight we'll fuck" and they did, cocky bastard lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
lolz trishl.. I'm gunna use one of them for my banner.. thnx Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
yep... I'd pretty much fall for any and all of these... thank god my husband screens all potential new cummers lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
lolz Sophie... is that in the nuptuals??/ I'll wiilfuly take any one of your potential lovers for a test run... just say the word, my love. Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
Watch out for these ones during the festive season: I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list. I know when you`ve been bad or good...so let`s skip the small talk! You are what I want for Christmas. I`ve got something special in the sack for you! Some of my best toys run on batteries... Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lmao.....knew id get a chuckle from this post....I wanted to send you something nice that would make you smile, but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox. ...Im here.Your there.One of us is in the wrong place.
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