M57 F51
best laid alibis and reasons for going out
January 17 2019
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RHP User
7 years ago
Do people do this??
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boobsandbusted
7 years ago
nahhh anti they tell everyone they are going out fucking random strangers cos that’s easier 😂
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FeistyFatty
7 years ago
So you're ditching events with family and friends for sexual encounters??😕
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RHP User
7 years ago
It reads general in nature boobsy....doesn’t specify that instead of going out with your friends you’re going swinging.... My bad
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curiousmrs
7 years ago
The worst snoop our teenage son lmao. How did you meet those people? Car show/similar groups interests on FB. What did you get up to when you went away with them? Just out in the city. Where did you stay? Motel. Where in the city did you go out? Can’t remember, we went to lots of places. So you drank a lot? Yep. What did you drink? Cocktails. It’s only time he doesn’t really talk in grunts. And he waits to get me and Mista separate to ask us lol He’d make an awesome copper because he asks over and over and rephrased questions over a few days.
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boobsandbusted
7 years ago
ohhhh i hear ,why does your contacts list have so many blah and blah blah eg simone. and steve and not just one name ,what time did you come in why so late ,what was the movie ,wow that’s only a short one what else did you get up to , not so bad now but wow in the beginning when we started going out😳😳😳 , why is it you only invited family to your birthday party but all the other times your at people weddings birthdays and stuff bit rude don’t you think ,,wow you seem to have a lot of friends these days but none ever stop in to say hello , mr b
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boobsandbusted
7 years ago
FFF,not important ones ,but little things we don’t want to go to anyway gawd with my family i would have dodged xmas this year and no not just sexual encounters ,we went to gold class last year and bailed on a booze fueled 50th , a lot of our none swinger friends can’t string a conversation along without booze these days maybe i could have worded it better what excuses have you come up with your kids for going out
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RHP User
7 years ago
Quoting 'curiousmrs' The worst snoop our teenage son lmao. How did you meet those people? Car show/similar groups interests on FB. What did you get up to when you went away with them? Just out in the city. Where did you stay? Motel. Where in the city did you go out? Can’t remember, we went to lots of places. So you drank a lot? Yep. What did you drink? Cocktails. It’s only time he doesn’t really talk in grunts. And he waits to get me and Mista separate to ask us lol He’d make an awesome copper because he asks over and over and rephrased questions over a few days. He's on to you. You know that don't you.He's trying to catch you out.
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FeistyFatty
7 years ago
Well that makes sense, I get that to an extent. Our situation is different, as we're not swingers but have an Open Marriage. So if either of us is going out or sleeping over at a lovers place, we're honest and tell the kids. This isnt a new aspect to our lives and we've found being honest with everyone (family, friends, colleagues) is alot less stressful. Easy for us as we go out solo most of the time, so the other has a "date night" (dinner/movies/bowling lol) with the kids. When we play as a couple (threesome), usually after they're all asleep. We dont have the support of family up here for babysitting so that works for all parties.
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boobsandbusted
7 years ago
or the next morning after being out ,getting home super late and don’t see everything ,last year ,son gets in the car and within seconds holds up a pair of lacy undies and asks why are these in the car ,,i responded with me and mum had sex in the car last night cos we didn’t want to wake you up ,he looked at me and said what ever grumpily like i had taken the piss out of him and never said another word ,thank god he didn’t look in the glove box cos we had also forgotten to take in a mrs bs travelling companion toy called the womeniser ,or code named the black head remover now
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boobsandbusted
7 years ago
FFF,i suppose another example is a couple of times years ago we have dropped our fella of at his aunts for the night so we could have a sleepin after saints ,most can’t exactly say to their sister ,hey sis we are off to saints mind looking after x ,cos we are planning on a late night with sex at someone’s hotel ,if we get lucky ,lol so you do have to lie,which really didn’t sit well in the beginning ,but then when you get labelled boring by folk it sort of becomes funny mr b
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curiousmrs
7 years ago
Or the why are all the seats moved in the car? I was cleaning it. Why are there blankets and towels in there? In case we got tired on the way home. But you were only gone for the day? Yeah but didn’t sleep well last night. what is Mum looking for in the car (missing licence, not ours lol)? Here’s some KFC I brought home for you. Father in law can be pretty nosy too at times lol.
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RHP User
7 years ago
I once asked my best mate and long time house mate why he had a wooden spoon in his room. He told me it was a back scratcher. After thinking a bit more about it I decided to get him a proper one for his birthday. I would have loved to know what he told his then GF as to why I brought it.
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RHP User
7 years ago
...however to have a rather large dog. I just kinda smile and tell him... "You know what you did to t he neighbor lady's little toy poodle last night, right? Now I'm going to go see the neighbor lady and do the same thing to her!" Then I dash out the door and go up the street to where the woman lives that has a hamster and romp on her instead. Stupid dog... fools him every time!
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FeistyFatty
7 years ago
MrB, loving the story of the lacy knickers in the car..... my teenage son would be just as non chalant LOL
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RHP User
7 years ago
You've started collecting tea spoons, and are going to a tea spoon swap meet.No one will want to ask questions or know about it. But we will know its a different kind of swap meet :)
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RHP User
7 years ago
Our friends and family are first for us. This side of our life is just for fun. We never think a shag is guaranteed
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boobsandbusted
7 years ago
ok some days english isn’t my first language ,lillyand the fun ,let me put it another way , your at a family lunch time birthday ,that finishes at 3 pm ,,everyone around the table is discussing what they are doing tonight and then all eyes turn on you and ask you what you guys up to tonight ,what do you say ,going to a random shaggers are us party and getting naked ,or come up with something else mr b
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RHP User
7 years ago
Our tried and tested explanations for going out to play are: If we are going out together- Mum and i are going on a daye night. Very gew questions are asked from there and we have not had to tell a tall story OR divulge its with another couple. If my wige is going alone, usually its to see and old "work mate" And if I go alone usually not too many questions asked but can just say off to see an old friend.. less is best ;)
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RHP User
7 years ago
And YES, I do wish there was a feature we could go back and edit our comments for typo's..
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RHP User
7 years ago
say you are meeting a bunch of writers. No one wants to be book fodder, and usually don't ask many questions.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Mum's making scones 😜
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Ex wife says a couple days later "There was a shooting at that deviates swingers party in the city"Me....."Oh really?""We're you there?""Me? No, not my cup of tea. I had a quiet night"
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RHP User
7 years ago
...but be damn sure you're playing to the right audience! "I'm going to an AA meeting...want to come along?" They'll usually hold the door open for you and not even bother watching when you come home!
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boobsandbusted
7 years ago
,that bloody night when we were dancing with the lady 10 minutes before the shooting ,and for days after were involved in talks with everyone and their opinions on the whole thing and swinging and we had to act like ,oh wow really ,vanilla people ,lol,not say too much or too little mr b
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bonefide
7 years ago
Adult son said - - But u didn’t take your tackle and rods, they are in the boat. Well technically i did take tackle and rod. LOL Thank god the my 45 Kg puppy come running out the back gate to say hello, i think he wonted to know my location all night also.
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Rubyt25
7 years ago
Quoting 'bonefide' Adult son said - - But u didn’t take your tackle and rods, they are in the boat. Well technically i did take tackle and rod. LOL Thank god the my 45 Kg puppy come running out the back gate to say hello, i think he wonted to know my location all night also.
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countrytouch82
7 years ago
Frankly, it doesn't matter if I am with a couple, a group, large or small swingers or kink meet and greet, gangbang/bukkake, etc etc, my alibi is always that I am with a "social group" (I have openly been with various vanilla social groups in the past eg bushwalking, dog walking, singles etc). However now I obviously do not divulge to any family questions exactly how "social" the "social group" actually is! I restrict use of the alibi that I am with "friends", as they are too inquisive about the idea I actually have some friends in addition to my dog, and then they ask more questions to find out who/how/where etc! :P
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itsjustsex13
7 years ago
We were entertaining a single guy when out 20 year old daughter rang and said she had decided she wasn't going to stay in town that night she was actually going to come home so that gave us 15 minutes to try finish and get dressed and come up with an excuse as to what this guy was doing there. Our excuse turned out to be that the guy was an ex staff member from overseas that was back in aus and droped in for a visit. we had to keep the lie going the next morning as we had drinks so he was staying the night. The guy was only 5 or 6 yrs older than our daughter so we couldnt use the "old friend" story. The look on my wifes with a mouth full of cock when i said you have 15 minutes lol.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Quoting 'MrMojoRisin' Mum's making scones 😜 I told myself this thread was about excuses...What's an alibi?
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