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anything you always wanted to know about sex
December 06 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
???? Need some clarifying answers xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
who does all these hot shots of you ?????.....phew girl..your looking good....again !!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I thought women were wet all the time, based on some responses from some women here. So wouldn't that make it a wet lifetime, not just a dream?? :D
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RHP User
13 years ago
Will I be kissed down under?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Shinasbabe27'who does all these hot shots of you ?????.....phew girl..your looking good....again !!! With a "Shoot me at The Right Angle App"
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RHP User
13 years ago
no but it will clear your nostrils....I doubt you you need to give any prompts in that direction you gorgeous thing.
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RHP User
13 years ago
A scattering of mistletoe all over my body. And a concentration of mistletoe strategically placed.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do men have fat and I am so ugly days?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think I have only ever had one maybe two orgasms in my sleep before. I am really missing out :(
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RHP User
13 years ago
Will santa bring me a lover for xmas? I been good all year
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'EuropianBliss' A scattering of mistletoe all over my body. And a concentration of mistletoe strategically placed.Pic or it didn't happen!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do most boys like a finger up the bum while getting a blow job? :p
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'EuropianBliss' ???? Need some clarifying answers xx That would be a resounding YES from me! Love them...soooo powerful as you are so relaxed! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
13 years ago
...I'm only afraid of the answers.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I actually tried the finger thing just last week. Hmmmm...ok I did enjoy it
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RHP User
13 years ago
I would love to kiss your toes
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'EuropianBliss' A scattering of mistletoe all over my body. And a concentration of mistletoe strategically placed.Pic or it didn't happen! Ill see what I can do with rosemary
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'EuropianBliss' A scattering of mistletoe all over my body. And a concentration of mistletoe strategically placed.Ms Bliss, you've change my whole outlook on this time of year
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RHP User
13 years ago
Don't we all Meeks? ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Doesnt matter what you hang up, eucalyptus or mistletoe, you look sweet enough for a French kiss down under.
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RHP User
13 years ago
well cos you have been so good, I think Santa may have someone very naughty in his sack,just for you
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RHP User
13 years ago
To enjoy a finger up the bum during oral? ;P
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RHP User
13 years ago
when I get the uncontrollable giggles during sex...?
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RHP User
13 years ago
YES!!!! Although they can be intense enough that they kinda hurt. And MissD, I think you should make a scientific study, just to be sure ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is actually cute...
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RHP User
13 years ago
For some debauchery! So who's with me!?!
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RHP User
13 years ago
For some debauchery! So who's with me!?!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well it is if you are pointing at their dick Incommunicado !
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Incommunicado' To enjoy a finger up the bum during oral? ;P
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RHP User
13 years ago
Fingers and fingernail on the butt are fantastic during head. Circular motions with a fingernail around the anus then massaging the anus with the pads of the finger are divine. Sliding a finger into the butt at the point of orgasm heightens the orgasm. The sphincter pulsates during orgasm and having a finger there increases the pessure of the pulses. Same as a butt plug but it's kinkier having a lover do it. Also, I've found that woman get a massive turn on inserting a butt plug or finger into a guy. They tell me it's about doing the penetration for once instead of being penetrated.
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RHP User
13 years ago
When you call out the wrong name as you are orgasming
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RHP User
13 years ago
Just a shocking case of the giggles. It seems to be a no-go :( and yet I just see it as "I'm having fun! Why aren't you?!?" *sadface here* thanks HT for the support, though ;P
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RHP User
13 years ago
I was just saying, today, that I need *exciting* NYE plans. You can help me with that, yes?!?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Do men have fat and I am so ugly days? Sure do, and no amount of platitudes help !Bugger is losing weight is not that hard but the other......stuck with it !
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Do most boys like a finger up the bum while getting a blow job? :p Don't care about most , I certainly do, and don't stop at the finger !Higher, faster, bigger !
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RHP User
13 years ago
That giggling was a sign a woman was having fun. But not necessarily the same as finding something funny??
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RHP User
13 years ago
But hey, my opinion is my opinion is my opinion. Perhaps undertake a more cohesive collection of information...?!? ;P
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RHP User
13 years ago
We should hang. In general. But in the holiday spirit, for sure! :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thumb up the bum NOOOOO!!!!! Fat days/ugly days etc, im gonna say yes, having noticed ofer a lotta years blokes have hissy fits for no reason. That's what I put it down to
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13' well cos you have been so good, I think Santa may have someone very naughty in his sack,just for you
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RHP User
13 years ago
Anything but the sack of santa........
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RHP User
13 years ago
what is the best way to get those small bits of lycra from the grill of your car is a woodchipper really the best way to get rid of a frozen body ? Where do you hire woodchippers ?
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RHP User
13 years ago
wowwow,you want to re-cycle them
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hose the lycra from inside the engine bay....A woodchipper is way too messy...........If you must though, Kennard's hire...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Let meet now sexy couple in sydney xox:)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Are you in Sydney for New Year?? How come I didn't know this before!?! My usual NYE partying buddies are ALL going to be out of town this year so was planning to have a quiet one this year :-/ Although going to a huge orgy would be fun... Bring the year in with a Big Bang so to speak. :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Kennards hire! ;-) And the best way to get rid of a body is by feeding it to the pigs. No trace apparently! I knew all those years of watching CSI would come in handy one day.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do guys cut themselves when shaving their balls?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is it bad that the first thought MissD was to deep them balls in Dettol. Now that would bring a smile to my face.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ermmm...well....you see...oh heck it usually only happens when first hacking the Forrest with the clippers...and yes...it bloody hurts ><.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Truckin, I was born to kiss things better.
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captainkaos
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious'Truckin, I was born to kiss things better. I knew that there was a reason why i loved you.
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RHP User
13 years ago
But I'd much prefer pigeon pie :p
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Do guys cut themselves when shaving their balls? is anything sharp going near my tackle, wax on, wax off !
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RHP User
13 years ago
C'mon, guys. ...Really??? Am I the only man who's wife has a tube of nair?
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RHP User
13 years ago
...she should have been agile enough to get outa' the way.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...you have a mangled bicycle to dispose of as well.
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RHP User
13 years ago
From a guy in the process of shaving his balls. It made my pulse quicken, but not because I got turned on... More from thinking Step... away... from the blade.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' From a guy in the process of shaving his balls. It made my pulse quicken, but not because I got turned on... More from thinking Step... away... from the blade. Why Miss Devious? . . . I am waiting for some trusty boy to say "would you mind?" with a smile on his face as he hands me the cut throat razor
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RHP User
13 years ago
really need to shave with the lawn mower. especially the back
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RHP User
13 years ago
BAHAHAHAHA
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'v never cut my balls/ base while shaving . I'll ask the women now - have any of you cut ur lips / clit while shaving ? .
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RHP User
13 years ago
Meeka, now c'mon, Detol? Thats just too nice, need to make sure they really 'feel' it LOL The use of lemon juice is always good, a great disinfectant as well! Team it up with the much loved salt scrub so they are oh so silky smooth! Hell, I want it to smell nice and taste nice if I am gunna be down there sucking on a set of balls! The least they can do is shave and be super smooth ;) Wouldnt you agree? hahahaha!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' Am I the only man who's wife has a tube of nair? Nair can be lethal combined with three Margaritas and two Daquiris!
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RHP User
13 years ago
to the Older woman thread
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ms D,unless of course you have a furry tongue
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RHP User
13 years ago
It won't be furry if he exfoliates after he's done the controlled burn
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'CheekySmile78'I'v never cut my balls/ base while shaving . I'll ask the women now - have any of you cut ur lips / clit while shaving ? . and the first time I waxed, god it was ugly as I tried to do it myself yooowzaaaaaaaaaaaaaas now I go to my pussy wax woman.
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RHP User
13 years ago
And yes, the Older Woman forum?? Well, that escalated quicly! Anyone know what happened?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' And yes, the Older Woman forum?? Well, that escalated quicly! Anyone know what happened? to much rooting younger men. those bloody older women are sneaky fuckers!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I cut a flap when shaving once, I never normally shave as the re growth is horrible. And can I say it stung like a bastard and bleed for ages!! :-/
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RHP User
13 years ago
Clearly my last comment was enough. :p I assume that DL complained to the moderators and had it shut down? Or maybe the RHP gods decided it shouldn't be resurrected. Who knows. :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
who is DL
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RHP User
13 years ago
I too tried to wax my own bits a few months back, some knob told me the hard wax was the best way, ended up sitting spread eagled on the side of the bath tub with scissors and rubbing baby oil onto my poor swollen (not in a good way!!!) fanny to try get the wax off that just wouldn't come away with the initial jerk and pull... hurt like a fkn mofo!!!!! Went back to using the epilady, is not too bad now that I've been doing it a while and have barely any regrowth.
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RHP User
13 years ago
But life and new routines have just buggered me. And no, not in the fun way! Sorry, Meeks my sweet, I thought I had time off between X and NY, but alas tis not to be! :( no interstate trippin for me :( (do have NYD off, but no travel time, damnit). Maybe you should take a couple of days off down south? ;P
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RHP User
13 years ago
But life and new routines have just buggered me. And no, not in the fun way! Sorry, Meeks my sweet, I thought I had time off between X and NY, but alas tis not to be! :( no interstate trippin for me :( (do have NYD off, but no travel time, damnit). Maybe you should take a couple of days off down south? ;P
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RHP User
13 years ago
Also, Saskia, I'm sorry, I'm a bad person, but that mental pic made me grin! :D
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RHP User
13 years ago
hubby and I were pissing ourselves laughing about it later that night, luckily all was good the next day, no permanent damage done... and I won't be silly enough to go there again. Not without professional help anyway.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Wildreturns' Quoting 'Ms_Devious' From a guy in the process of shaving his balls. It made my pulse quicken, but not because I got turned on... More from thinking Step... away... from the blade. Why Miss Devious? . . . I am waiting for some trusty boy to say "would you mind?" with a smile on his face as he hands me the cut throat razor But that's not going to happen. I'm too likely to say the wrong thing at the wrong time and end up with Bobbit as my username.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I won't do it again.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mrs P imho depends on the motivation behind it.If it is a'' omg I should definitely not do that again'' moment,and the apology is hearfelt sincere and personal. I It is a quite different motivation to ''omg I better apologise this time or I will look bad'' moment with no intention of changing the behaviour that lead to the necessity for an apology in the first place.
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RHP User
13 years ago
True The Ancient Egyptians used dried crocodile dung as a contraceptive. The dung contains spermicidal properties similar to those used on condoms. Q. Holy Croc Crap Batman!-How in the hell they discovered this shit(Pun intended) Being covered in croc crap while doin the dirty now has new meaning!!! I will never look at a croc as a man eater any more!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hell YES. The prostate gland is about 2 inches inside the hole. Just a gentle rub is all that it needs. It makes me cum quite quickly, with hugely intense orgasm. I repeat: hell YES. Bring it on.
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RHP User
13 years ago
The Hobbit will be three hours with the previews!! Back in my day there used to be intermission. What happened to that? I mean how can you sit for three hours firstly, and secondly I will guarantee you that I will need to go the loo in the middle of it. Damn it!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Why the hell men take so looooooong on the toilet... I called the Mr '25 minute man' this morning, for a second he thought I was complimenting him...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Saskia72' Why the hell men take so looooooong on the toilet... I called the Mr '25 minute man' this morning, for a second he thought I was complimenting him... ..how long the weekend papers are these days? Plus, I feel the crosswords are getting more difficult these days....Ladies, form an orderly queue....
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RHP User
13 years ago
I say do your business (of the toileting kind) and get the hell out of there... Next time he's shagging me I shall read the paper over his shoulder.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Don't forget to pass comment on articles that take your fancy, just to ensure that he's well aware
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RHP User
13 years ago
Articles that have nothing whatsoever to do with anything remotely to do with sex... like a poll on who picks up the most dog poo in relationships, males or females.
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smo669
13 years ago
Blowie and a thumb up the ass Do most boys like a finger up the bum while getting a blow job? :p That will double the intensity of the orgasm
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