any women who gets this right can have a piece of my cake ;P

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Gum.

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  your cock *OR* bubble gum You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can't get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a few select people touch me. What am I?

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  A candle. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  But black forrest is divine

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Mud, brown/white, and cake, not very appetising at all..... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  I have something red and throbbing, many women like to get it between their legs.

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  "You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can't get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a few select people touch me. What am I?" Vagina :D But thinking it would be mobile phone instead... Natural - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Your motor bike?

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Quoting 'Willow_1' Your motor bike? I hope so, if it was a euphemism he should see a doctor, it shouldn't be red should it? ;) You tie me down to get me up, you shove your long poles inside me, I'll get wet before you do... what am I?

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  He he he going camping are we?!

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  A tent

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  my first thought was tent and without googling lol Natural

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  This might be slightly off topic, but a brain teaser all the same Three men go to stay at a motel, and the man at the desk charges them $30.00 for a room. They split the cost ten dollars each. Later the manager tells the desk man that he overcharged the men, that the actual cost should have been $25.00. The manager gives the bellboy $5.00 and tells him to give it to the men.The bellboy, however, decides to cheat the men and pockets $2.00, giving each of the men only one dollar.Now each man has paid $9.00 to stay in the room and 3 x $9.00 = $27.00. The bellboy has pocketed $2.00. $27.00 + $2.00 = $29.00 - so where is the missing $1.00?

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'where is the missing $1.00? there isn't, there is $1 in each of their pockets, $2 in the kids pocket, and $25 with the manager. 25+2+1+1+1=30 It's sneaky wording to misdirect you though :)

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  I knew your brain would get this, well done. Mine never did, it's very cleverly worded and challenges the mind

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  I sneak into your room unnoticed, gently start touching your naked body, all over, until I find the most desirable place, then I start sucking What am I ?

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  👌👍😀

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