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and the winner for being the biggest.....

May 31 2010

dickhead goes to Paul....*crowd cheers and goes wild*....*rapturous applause*...the chanting begins..."we want Paul!...we want Paul!...we want Paul!"....oh yeah baby, bring it on.....Take a look at my latest batch of text messages..."How you been""Hello, i have a new phone and lost some contacts from my old one ... So, the question is ...Who is this please :)""A friend from rhp thats lovely lol""Hellp friend from rhp... and which friend might you be? :)""U have a few then lol""oh just a few ... and you are?""U will have to think lol""I appreciate that this is fun for you but my mother is dying and i am not really in a thinking mood so i'm happy to stay in the dark but i won't answer any more messages from someone i don;t know""U been getting much action lol"And then:"Sorry to hear that take care my thoughts r with u lost my mum last year it not good" And then:"Dont matter take care xo"And since when does a woman ask if you been getting any action. Such a typical man question...what a dickhead !!!So i rang the number and Paul answered...Me: Hello, who is this?Paul: I'm Paul and you are?Me: Hi Paul, this is Jose, why do you keep texting me?Click, phone hangs upDon't you just love the men who pretend they are women and think by saying "take care" and "lol" and appearing to be kind...You're such a dick Paul...and then there's the gut who texted me with "Hi there X"...I asked who is this..."I'm Ben"...i sent him a text saying do not contact me anymore....So I have finally removed my phone from my profile...You stupid men...you really are so pathetic....Jose...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Erm.... who'd think that has the potential for dickheads to contact you. I'm super-selective about which public toilets I scrawl mine on - and have never been game (if that word can be substituted for stupid) to put my phone number anywhere on the internet. (OK - so that's not entirely true - but good luck finding it) . Out of curiosity - how many positive 'contacts' did you receive vs tools? JG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ahh, the world is full of people wanting to be what they are not.... Yet if they were to look inside themselves and just enjoy being who they are then sooooooo many people would like them too... May your now lack of phone number online bring you peace and less stupidity... lol... (Well, we can only hope ehh..) Mr and Mrs Av.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Jose are you trying to tell me you had a number on here this whole time and i didnt know im so very upset right now i could have been stalking you this whole time...so many wasted moments roxxy xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    if you want my number, why don;t you just ask..???jose...ps...can i stalk ya right back...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'SWEETIEPIE2010' Golly gosh Jose, are you hoarding all the freaks/weirdos/tossers/cockheads/fuckwits again!!!???? I'm sorry, i gest. That's me, must make light out of shitty situations, helps me to process life better. How did this jackass get your number anyway? Mrs S xx I am hoarding them...but NO MORE I SAY!!!!...I am now giving them back to the females of rhp...to share...to play with and delight over...if any of you lovely gals would like their numbers, be more than happy to send them your way...jose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Erm.... who'd think that has the potential for dickheads to contact you. I'm super-selective about which public toilets I scrawl mine on - and have never been game (if that word can be substituted for stupid) to put my phone number anywhere on the internet. (OK - so that's not entirely true - but good luck finding it) . Out of curiosity - how many positive 'contacts' did you receive vs tools? JG I just listed my number on my profile...but if public toilets are your thing...go for it....and has for positives v negatives...just adding them up....let me seeeeee....there was the guy who rang me and said "let's fuck" and then there were the two guys who sent me pics of their cocks...and five different text messagers....a complete whitewash i would say....8-0 in favor of the DICKheads....jose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'customer69' I'd like to dip some of these dipsticks, in something smelly and past its use by date? Urkkk...don;t tell me you are stockpiling some of the stuff....jose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Jose my sweetest thank you for offering to hand back YOUR morons...but babe we have enough of our OWN we dont need anymore....so your right babe you keep them Jose darling can i have your number please....i would really like to stalk you ofcourse you can stalk me back...i would expect nothing less roxxy xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Jose my sweetest thank you for offering to hand back YOUR morons...but babe we have enough of our OWN we dont need anymore....so your right babe you keep them Jose darling can i have your number please....i would really like to stalk you ofcourse you can stalk me back...i would expect nothing less roxxy xxx Gee I don;t know Roxy...i mean...y'know...like...what's in it for me, huh?....and ya might be biting off more than you can chew....hehejose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    ohhh Jose you know i can handle more than you can dish babe and id never bite and chew...just suck and lick...im a nice gentle girl roxxy xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ooops - I ask this all the time!!!! HahahahaI am a voyeur though.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    for the guy to do that... and after you told him bout your mother... just a drop kick. I had my mobile listed here too - but took it off some time back. Only give it to those I trust now one on one similar to what you've done. I was fortunate though not to have some dickhead use it. Mate - I hope your mother gets the best care you can give her... so not fair to watch loved ones pass on...thoughts are with you. Wayne

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    see?? it takes a man experiencing what we women deal with on a regular basis before you get it hey??LMAO!Sorry that this happened to you...but didnt we all warn you yonks ago about having your number on here???And in defence of paul...he prolly sent the "getting some" text before he got the one you sent about your mum.Sorry about your mum too....hugs.JMO...BJxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'MissBJ' see?? it takes a man experiencing what we women deal with on a regular basis before you get it hey??LMAO!Sorry that this happened to you...but didnt we all warn you yonks ago about having your number on here???And in defence of paul...he prolly sent the "getting some" text before he got the one you sent about your mum.Sorry about your mum too....hugs.JMO...BJxxx he was trying to portray himself as a really sympathetic female...i was suspicious right from the start...i guess he just hung himself with that "are ya getting any action"...as if i would tell some nameless, faceless, yobbo...whether they were male or female...i dunno...but some guys are just SO PLAIN STUPID....and thanks re my mum...throwing lotsa hugs at yajose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Have my club phone for a day..lol it is amazing the calls i get. One day someone called and asked me how much for one hour...i thought for a bit and then replied.... hold on i will get mum...lol obviously i didnt hear from them again. I get around 80 calls a week from dipsticks and they wonder why single guys get a bad wrap sometimes. Leesa

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    So the rumours are true...your more than just a pretty lady. You have a quick wit too. xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'couplesint'i thought for a bit and then replied.... hold on i will get mum...lol obviously i didnt hear from them again....Leesa concurring with truckie....good one Leesa...jose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    didn't see ya post...jose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    oh my i cant stop laughing at Leesas comment. just too funny!!!!!! Quoting 'couplesint' One day someone called and asked me how much for one hour...i thought for a bit and then replied.... hold on i will get mum...lol obviously i didnt hear from them again. Le