ambulant testicals

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Not weird, just grose. lol

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Just make sure the wind doesn't change... or they'll stay there (wherever there is!)

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Not so unusual. You might have heard of undescended testicles in baby boys... The testicles drop down into the scrotum where they usually stay and in some blokes cannot recede because they just don't fit back up there once they're a grow up. :p. well, quite obviously, some blokes can poke them back up there. With woman on top for instance mine must get annoyed at being sat on, so they run for the hills and like a magician.. hey presto... they dissapear! Hugs Stalky

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Especially if you're sitting on the edge of the couch naked on a hot day, watch them try to get to the cool tiled floor...

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  Genius_Ironman

  14 years ago

  Not bad, but the real trick would be doing each one alternately.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  your testes....or nut...moves up to your body for extra heat, and away from it to try and cool down...to keep your testes etc at optimum temperature... (your nuts make sperm and testosterone)....just before you cum...and this goes for every normal man...they retract to the point of actually touching your body while still in the sac.... something to do with the mechanics of ejaculation..... dont sweat it...its normal.... obviously the larger the ballsac the further they have to travel.... usually one at a time apparently.... lie on the bed, or over the edge of a couch like sarah said, and watch your bits move around like some critter thats taken up residence.... some times the amount of movement is incredible.......

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  ...pissed off at me tried that on, and had a knife in her hand. I'm sure she lifted them about 10cm up...but at least I had time to get that damn knife out of her hand so they never actually disappeared. | I think that's the last time I will ever buy a woman a vacuum cleaner for her 30th birthday. | | It's like owning a gold mine together...they get the ore, we get shaft.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  You tamper with yourself in ways like youth manipulate silly putty. One day something will snap off.

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