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a walk in the park

February 14 2011

Miss "I can go up steep hills" Sassy and "this had better make my arse look good l" self are currently training for the oxfam walk in April. This involves us skipping thru the Dandenong Mountains having covered 40 k already (did I mention MOUNTAINS) before scooting along the Warburton track out to the Yarra Valley, completing 100 k in under 48 hours. Just a walk in the park......plenty of places for wilderness sex......pity we have a schedule to keep.Im sure we will be smiling and laughing all the way. ( did I mention f-ing huge mountains ??)I have banned MissSassyme from singing but am sure there will be a burst of "The hills are alive..." as we traverse Sassafras and Mulgrave, and something along the lines of "We will rock you .." as we head down that last hill toward the finish line !!! (providing we are still breathing of course)Have met some awesome people already on the training walks and who would guess it in...... SPORTS STORES Forget the bars clubs and pubs....woo hoo sports stores are the place to hang out !!I was wondering how many other RHPers are doing it ?????? The Walk I mean heheheheMaybe we should wear a RHP badge on our sleeves..but I doubt any of us will be up for any mischief in the check points...unless it really is group sex...and the support teams are going to assist tired bodies.....LOLThe only person getting my legs in the air that weekend will be my masseur.......

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RHP User

15 years ago

We have now trekked these mountains at least this distance 3 times plus the tan and albert park lake are very familiar spots ... Great perves too I must say (focus sassy focus)....Id say we are much close to 100ks already .. so really we have finished the walk and heading back for round two.. that sounds like us .. lots of stamina and energy and always back for seconds ... heheheMiss BP is always telling me at the gym she has trouble getting her legs up .. no sure I believe her though ;-) Yes who is also trekking ? and perhaps some of you might like to join us on a training trek or two ?? sassy xx

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RHP User

15 years ago

on whether we can volunteer to be the massuer? I HAVE been told I am good with my hands...

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15 years ago

Chafing. I mean it would kill me for sure. I could swim 100km without an issue... but walking.. in all that heat... with these genitals? No way. I mean some sacrifices are above and beyond charity. No amount of chamomile lotion can help. Maybe silicone lube.... but why risk it? Plus the latex spiderman suit will get... skid marks.HugsS

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15 years ago

I have worked out, you two have already walked there and back nearly 3 times!!! . Happy to leave the big walk to you both, looking forward to the support crew outing. Currently working on fun things to do to fill in the time at the support crew pit stops. (is this a fundraiser?)

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15 years ago

Fortunately i dont have those genitals !! Latex in that heat........PHEW!! or would that be eeewww !!But i do wear my magic pants........skins..........no not the condom ones.....the ones that make my arse look great ...LOLBoth our bums are on U tube........compliments of a team mate !!thank goodness you cant see our faces lol !!

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RHP User

15 years ago

Hmmm...notorious sleeze beast that I am I can't help but wondering how many "wolves" may now be hiding in the bushes waiting to jump out and...well, you know how this story goes, don't you Little Red? | Yeah yeah...wrong fairy tale, but in my version of the re-edited book Little Bow Peek didn't make a peep resisting all those evil wolves with long sharp teeth. Later on in the story there is a part about her taking the wolves home and partying until the sheep came home. | They finished off the weekend dining on spit roasted lambs. | Good luck with it!

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15 years ago

and here i was limbering up my fingers. No response. Might have to turn fox suit into red riding hood or is that the other way around, but maybe a sheep suit with a fox inside hence MBP cheers the ever niceone with wasted fingers

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15 years ago

Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Hmmm...notorious sleeze beast that I am I can't help but wondering how many "wolves" may now be hiding in the bushes waiting to jump out and...well, you know how this story goes, don't you Little Red? | Yeah yeah...wrong fairy tale, but in my version of the re-edited book Little Bow Peek didn't make a peep resisting all those evil wolves with long sharp teeth. Later on in the story there is a part about her taking the wolves home and partying until the sheep came home. | They finished off the weekend dining on spit roasted lambs. | Good luck with it! I may never be able to read Little Red Riding Hood with a straight face ever again! Hate to think what you'd do to Goldilocks and the Three Bears! . Good luck though ladies, I dare say plenty of us will be rooting for you!

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15 years ago

Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' I may never be able to read Little Red Riding Hood with a straight face ever again! Hate to think what you'd do to Goldilocks and the Three Bears! "I dare say plenty of us will be rooting for you" said the quarterback from the Chicago Bears football tem when he found Goldilocks asleep in his bed. | Okay so then, he gets on the phone and calls all the players, both the defense and the offense. | "Guys..get this. A blonde hot chick broke into my house and got wasted on those little "pick me ups that the coach gives us before the game and is out cold in my bed. I could have her arrested, she broke a bunch of furniture and stuff, but..." | Then the team shows up with a case of Jaeger and 12 slabs of Heinekin...

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15 years ago

never did really understand what that meant......but fingers Mr Nice would never go to waste.......and they dont always have to be massaging........ I may need yours to pick up food and place it in my mouth, swat march flies for me or change my filthy socks ?? Im sure I wont be able to bend that far......lol hehehee their other uses will have to waitMiss B will be not entertaining sheep foxes wolves or any other kind of animal that gets in her way.....she will be too busy muttering under her breath about if miss sassy EVER suggests something will be fun.....Thanks flirty......Ill be casting a thought about you all rooting while we trash our way thru the bush in pitch darkness......not much difference to some men from what i hear on the forums LOLYes Ruby it is a fund raiser.....and donations are welcome LOL ..but we are .looking forward to your support in a much bigger way LOLSo thats it NO ONE else is doing the walk ??????? We are a rare two Miss Sassy !!

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15 years ago

i guess we souldnt boast too loudly till we have completed this task........but love the way youre thinking Girl !!Whare are the brave men of RHP with stamina.....i know ive met at kleast one of them....mmmmmmmm

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15 years ago

I've got a lot of stamina...that's why I am entering in that marathon event. You know the one...the BMW 500. You have to jump into a shiny new M6 Convertible and drive 500 miles as fast as you can...what a test of endurance with the wind blowing in your hair and all that high speed cornering. | I am looking for a pit crew...any volunteers?

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15 years ago

Getting my kit ready as we speak MissB & Sassy..... Bandaids and lavender for blisters........check crepe bandages for any little sprains......check Scotch, purely medicinal ofcourse.........check Pate and crackers for sustanance........check Ice for cooling hot bits........check Massage table , pillow and blankie for little naps......check Insect repellant for annoying mozzies & march flies......check Game of Twister........check Ok, my bag is nearly ready....I will start on yours soon....

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15 years ago

Good on you ladies for this effort Possibly not as painful as it used to be finishing at the park instead of the top of Mt Donna Buang Will look foward to seeing you cross the finish line, Hope the weather is kind to us all that weekend

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15 years ago

Well it is great to know your are ready Ruby !!.....hopefully the body will hold together till we get across the line !! THEN I for see lots of medicinal issues lol ! TWISTER ??????? Mr Dreams....are you manning the finish line ?? If we called you at say.... Mt Evelyn....could you bring it closer lolI wasnt planning to wear my corset for the walk.....how will you know its us ??But yeah...so glad theres NO Donna Buang at the end....

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