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Zombie Love

January 12 2012

So... the latest news is that the Lesbian Vampire Killer has been released from prison. Not Buffie.... we're talking Muffie. How bizarre have we all become?Well, I discovered something freaky. Zombie Harmony..... a dating site for .... errr.... zombies. Lonely Bill likes groaning, feeding and designer sunglasses. Loves2cuddle lists her likes as lumbering, staring vacantly and somewhat obviously, cuddling.... whereas I8myfamily lists his likes as liver, pancreas and lower intestines.Personally, I like to munch a little lower down the food chain. :pSo.... my guess is that the "fad" stems from the movie Zombie Love.If you were a Zombie... what would be your handle... and what are your likes and dislikes?HugsStalky

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  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Seriously? Gee, let me think on that for a moment. . My handle... Feel_my_Plastic_Stiffie . Tagline: I want to bite your arse! . Likes : . Stabbing arses in a dark cemetery Hanging out with werewolves The fruit and veg section at Coles Sucking, dribbling and gagging . Dislikes : . Prudes Prunes Boring people with no sense of fun Werewolves with Brazilians

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I forgot I like to paint myself orange and weara gimp mask whilst singing the oomp loopa song naturally as I walk down dark allies.   I also like clowns.   xx Feel_my_Plastic_Stiffie

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Name: AaaAAArrRrrghhHeading: I'd like to catch you breakfast :)Likes: Eating intestines, eating vagina, eating intestines through vaginaDislikes: Fire, decapitation, cars with spikes,

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I'd have to go for an oldie but a goody, Dead_Man_Walking, or DMW for short.Likes:Walking aimlessly down the middle of the roadStaring into nothingnessGathering in large groups for annual groan ceremonies where we all worship the moon.Dislikes:Anything living that isn't edible (such as priests)Holy WaterChurches Hot weather that makes my maggots tingle.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Likes: Grinding peoples arses whilst taking a bite out of their shoulder drawing on peoples' backs......with a craft knife of course Groaning and grunting in innappropriate places   . Dislikes: Death Breath on another zombie, brush your teeth after you've sucked the life out of a carcass sheesh!! People that wake up way too cheery (they need to be eaten alive)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Friday the 13th everyone! So be good! And if you can't be good be careful. And if you can be good and you are being careful but you are very naughty... Call me. I like to watch as I drink your cum... Oops I mean blood!! Xx Meeks

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Name ..Snacko..   Likes --rush of blood, eating new flesh,and the discovery channel..   dislikes.. uncleaned food,sour faces and low blows..

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    About me:I am into all the regular fast moving zombie things but I sometimes have rigor mortis tendancies. I like to play with my food and rest assured I'm a dead loss in the morning, so tasting like arse and cock breathe as well as one night stands are just fine and dandy attributes. I enjoy collecting armpits savoring them for eating later.Likes: Moaning with my mouth full; being up to the nuts in girly guts; anyone with rigor-mortis tendancies; electrode induced violent jerking and shuddering; warming my tongue on the steam coming off a fleshy axe wound; Dislikes: Mindless lumbering zombies that grope around in the dark and fuck like starfish; Flesh eating maggots.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Likes - Rising from the graves after midnight Hanging around the cemetary All Saints Eve Not having to brush my teeth or have a shower ever again l Dislikes - Water Cleanliness Sunshine Non-believers

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...with glowing red eyes and appropriately attired in my opera tuxedo and long black cape. | Hobbies include trying to find another zombie whose arms haven't fallen off to remove this damn wooden stake from my chest. | Please...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Likes: Like to go down on a stiff corpse. Like to make a stiff corpse by sucking the life out of them Making my own human vibrator , by taking just the useful bits Dislikes Guys that say they can stay up all night and turn out to be human after all. Walks in the sunshine Picket fences

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Name: Hades_DriftTagline: Tartarus on EarthLikes: Girls with braaaaaainsNibbling earlobesNibbling everything elseFrank DarabontDislikes: Baseball batsShotgunsDecapitationMatthew Weiner messing with what works

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Likes: Staring vacantlyDislikes: Being disturbed.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Name: BrainzillaTagline: me so hungry could eat King DongLikes: roadkillscreamznewborn zombiezZombie Chicken Egg OmeletteDislikes: Anita BlakeEdward aka Ted Forrestersaltsteel