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Your offline persona
April 14 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
If you met me I guess most people say I am confident. I probably talk to much I love peace and quiet at home and I have not watched TV for around three months now so you could say I am a book person. Family is first for me always. Fiercely protective of my family and private life. I was talking about this today with SLK My x says I draw people to them, and that can be a problem sometimes. I get on well with people and I have great women and male friends. I do feel women find me a threat at times. Its not my intent but it happens. I am too opinionated , that I have to wear. My x says I always have to be right, but I tell him it just a happy coincidence that I am always right. I take risks as in I like to travel on my own on impulse to places I have never been just for the hell of it. I guard my heart always except with my family. My talent is to make people feel ok with themselves and I make people laugh. I have a very good instinct when it comes to people, it has served me well. I take notice of my gift of fear. I am an artist but would love to be a writer. How ironic for a person who is dyslexic.
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RHP User
14 years ago
No good asking me.......I might be biased. Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
14 years ago
My family & friends will always come first with me, im protective of those i care about. I can be called naive and guilible but i like to think it comes from 'hoping' people have good intentions. Im pedantic and a bit of a perfectionist in most things i do - especially my work. Unlike TR i would be lost without the tele or my steerio! I know thats sad... Silence i dont find golden, i find it rather unnerving if anything.... music or tele must be going at all times. A bit like country v's the city - im not a fan of the country, a day trip or an overnighter at the most, after that I start itching for city lights and the noise of traffic! I tend to be the one called on when there are problems or issues with family & friends - being the eldest child in my (part Italian) family its something thats always been expected of me. But i enjoy helping people if i can. Im intolerant of fools, a tad thrifty, way too talkative but an excellent listener, im not shy in coming forward and hate people who take advantage of others. Thats me in a nut shell. Probably done my profile damage now
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RHP User
14 years ago
I thought alot about this today and this is so ironic because what TR says is true - we were only discussing this very subject this morning... Firstly what TR said about herself is true...although I was suprised that she said she talks too much. (she doesn't) ...but apart from that her self analysis is realistic A ex once said I was an engima....he implied I was complex.... ( I think he meant difficult) ..and said with me ...still waters run deep.......I think that is a fair summation of me Ive experienced many many things in life due to my unusual work and upbringing...death does not scare me...nor does dying..( I grew up in a funeral home - very 6ft under...seeing coffins in our corridor was quite normal for me - I actually thought everyones Dad was a FD, came as shock that they werent !!) and served in the Israeli army.. I am a thinker, and I am a bit of a nerd (ok a lot) ...I adore history and philosophy , opera, theater and ballet....Ive always got my nose in a book and Im always studying ...learning intrigues and fascinates me.....Ive always wanted to be one of the cool/pretty girls at school but I wasnt Im not in the least bit talented, cant paint nor play a instrument, sew or make things out of Lego..cant do sport to save myself.. I am reserved and quiet, yet I have do possess the skill of listening and people do talk to me...Im a keeper of secrets. People do confide in me and Im honored I asked my girlfriend to describe me just now....this is what her and her son came back with (while laughing) Sincere, Loyal, Friendly, Intelligent, Reliable, Caring, Anal/Pedantic/Methodical, Practical, Traditional, Passionate and Intense, Clean/neat freak I have no family surviving anymore (except one brother who is in the US) so I tend to be a bit of a loner...my friends/partner are my family I wanted to be a lawyer....Im shattered that Im not....I am a great traveler, Ive wandered everywhere and settled really nowhere...I have no ties, family, children or roots...I would love to be in love again and fear that I will not At present, I am questioning all that I am due to a mountain that I am being forced to climb at present..I feel lonely but but I know Im notalone :) I dont drink because I have a fear of being out of control..when Im out of control I tend to change countries or marry the wrong men..this is a evil thing...yet I have no problem with taking a Leap of Faith....I will always take a chance..I am a survivor. I do laugh alot After work each shift - 5 times a week, I go pole dancing..this is very "out of character" for me..I love it..because for one hour each day I am sensual, passionate, co-ordinated, sexy, wild etc and for a while.. a complete other persona...and then I slip on my trackies, put my serious reserve face on and trained it home. I can read tarot And Im fucking vocal when my footy team is down a few points (like last weekend) again ...another mask......Go Cats A lttile about me thats a little about me..
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Tart_Du_Jour
14 years ago
And I love to run. The problem is... I can't hug every cat
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RHP User
14 years ago
Super heroes have a flimsy disguise that conceals their secret identity, while the rest of us stare in disbelief - oh come on Lois you have to know that Superman is Clark without glasses. Perhaps she is just too focused on the package in those outside undies to notice the face?No need for such suspension of disbelief here - most of us use a much more effective disguise.So the first thing you would notice about us in real life is we have heads - in focus, in the foreground, unpixelated, and attached to our bodies. Freaky.Most of the time you'll find me in jeans, a t-shirt and thongs. Sometimes my clients insist on seeing me in person and then I break out a well fitted suit for the execs, or Steve Jobs casual for the creatives. I dislike wearing shoes so do try and avoid it.In my spare time you'll find me catching the sunrise with my fitness group most mornings, carrying a camera around like a wanna-be photographer in the evening, and playing footy with the kids in between.You may find me at the local coffee shop, art galleries and shows, cocktail bars, AFL games, and occasionally checking out indie music at dodgy inner city pubs. I love a good restaurant - cheap or expensive, and very happily live within walking distance of hundreds of them. Whenever I get a chance you'll see me at the airport. Doesn't matter where I'm going it's the journey that's important.Apart from my family which always comes first, the passion that drives me is learning. If I'm learning something new I'm happy, which is probably what brings me here.Stand out quality - confidence. I'm kind of imposing (with my head on) - 6'5", solid, and sure of myself.Thanks for asking and looking forward to some more.Mr C
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RHP User
14 years ago
- Trustworthy most of the time just not with my taxes - Loyal to things I'm passionate about and some people - Helpful when it time to get naked and more so if I want you to leave - Friendly unless I am feeling moody or just need some space- Courteous if you've got a great butt then I'll open doors for you - Kind to my dogs but rarely to strangers with agendas - Obedient as long as we play by my rules and you agree with me - Cheerful unless you really pissed me off or are a politician - Thrifty with my own money but will spend yours liberally- Brave is a given as I annoy people frequently and still go outdoors - Clean except when I'm getting down and dirty or doing grunge- Reverent but very unconventional about it but give to the Salvos | I'm a total moder-day Boy Scout...every woman's dream.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...because I'm as open with my opinions in the real world as I am here. Ofcourse, that makes me well thought of in other circles because I am genuine. My social life is virtually non-existent or, to put it another way, exists only in the virtual world (as in here). I live for my family. Jennylee and I rarely go out. Our situation here with a young autistic son makes it difficult but we have a beautiful life together and are still creating our own 'Shangri la' on our five acres in the hills. We have named our property 'Shambhala' which is the mythical Tibetan utopia that James Hilton based his fictional 'Shangri la' upon in 'Lost Horizens'. When we are more established, perhaps we may find time to venture out more but for the moment, we are content right here. All are welcome in our home (except Jennylee's ex). Perhaps some of you can visit. ...Oh and, Tart_Du_Jour, I'm a pussy lover too.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I am a mum of 2, I have been with my wonderful partner for 14 years and until this last 12 months I had only ever been with Sean. I am exploring my love for being intimate with people.....for me that comes mostly on a mental level and extends to all other levels including sexual- having attraction to others feels very natural to me and I love being intimate with women- there is something different and special about it, especially 1 on 1. I have been a bit isolated socially for a number of reasons, so on line I am more confident. Off line I am making opportunities to learn how to meet people/ and socialise more. I am quite sensitive to the energy of others.....and I get a little nervous but I don't shy away. I am intellectual, too idealistic, a thinker (bit much lol), engaging, tactile, a flirt, serious with a playful side, expressive, open, a 1 on 1 sort of person and not superficial. I lack a bit of self motivation and a bit self conscious-I actively challenge it by going outside my comfort zone. Did I mention I'm an over analytical knowledge seeker? That's probably why I like the forums so much.Sean says I am funny, cheeky, caring, cute and annoying, not materialistic, DTE, different, warm, adventurous and challenging. Endearing and a good bloke that not always the best judge of characterCass xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
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RHP User
14 years ago
Infact with me, what you see is just the very tip of the iceburg. I am passionate about my beliefs and exceptionally protective of my friends and family. Certainly no one who knows me well would discribe me as uncomplicated and simple although I am good at putting on the face of whatever character is needed of me at the time. Except that of a bimbo. I can not abide empty headed little bimbos. One friend many years ago discribed me as a protea...many different llayers. Shrek modernised it with "Ogres are like onions" but the principle is the same. Fiercely independant, I have a tendancy to look down upon those who can not / will not do things for themselves. I believe that there is not one person who knows me completely. Many (including my family) only know the parts I show them....and no more.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hmm, deeply spiritual couple who are changing the world
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mrs C doesn't come here often as she prefers the real world - she's a little worried you are all obese single blokes killing time between online game tournaments. She does like the forum highlights and hot amateur pics I find for her.She's loves meeting people and making new friends. She's outgoing, the life of the party, and doesn't mind a bit of attention. Mrs C loves a dress up, even if the party doesn't require it.When it comes to sex she loves spontaneity, and is turned off by planning and scheduling. This makes it difficult for us to meet people via RHP, so we tend to just go to parties and clubs where it's a little more natural.She is idealistic and driven by a desire to change world a little bit at a time. In between work, the kids, and keeping fit she loves to help out her favourite causes.She's an artist by passion but not by trade, but aims to change that.Stand out quality - vivacious. You can't miss Mrs C at a party, she'll be the one with the biggest smile having the best time.Eleven years married today and still as passionate as day one,Mr C
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RHP User
14 years ago
people find im nastier offline than i am online plus im not actually a single mum looking for a daddy im a bald, skinny old man just looking to fuck any young thing i can but im still funny and hot...so thats all that matters...right?? Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' people find im nastier offline than i am online plus im not actually a single mum looking for a daddy im a bald, skinny old man just looking to fuck any young thing i can but im still funny and hot...so thats all that matters...right?? Hugs nahhhh your a woman, no guy can get that nastsy with other women. and as you say being nasty is what you like , and you do it very well.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' people find im nastier offline than i am online plus im not actually a single mum looking for a daddy im a bald, skinny old man just looking to fuck any young thing i can but im still funny and hot...so thats all that matters...right?? Hugs nahhhh your a woman, no guy can get that nastsy with other women. and as you say being nasty is what you like , and you do it very well. awwww thank you Tuscanred you have just made my day Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yes, you do nasty very well WBD and that's why I love ya!!! And if I met you, mmm. I think I might find a sweet faced woman who is kind to strangers. Bwahaha As for me, I hate writing about myself & being all deep. However, someone just told me I give them joy because of the pleasure I take in the simple things in life. Hmmm made me feel a bit simple and unsophisticated but I know what they mean. That's enough about me. xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
The person I am depends predominantly on the situation, my mood and who I'm with. Who I am on my RHP profile is the front I present to most of the public: sassy, confident, (sometimes a little too) opinionated, charismatic. I'm extremely honest, and often unintentionally offend people, but I always make up for it. I find that people trust me very easily, even from the very first time they meet me. I'm always the first one on the dance floor, the one who will take the dare to chat up a group of cute guys at the bar, the girl who loves to pump it at the gym whether it's Zumba or MMA class. I'm a busy law student and love dressing up in corporate clothes ;) I adore food and cooking, blog about it, and yes, I'm one of those people you see out in restaurants with their camera! When I'm by myself and with a select few people, I shrink into myself a little more. I think probably a bit too much. I'm fiercely protective of those close to me. I used to be quite an overweight teenager, and so deep down I'm actually quite reserved and shy (still the fat girl inside!). It still surprises me every time anyone expresses any sexual interest in me. Having been stung severely in my one serious relationship, I don't trust others easily and I'm very commitment-shy.
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RHP User
14 years ago
And a nastier, skinnier, meaner bald guy you would never meet. But yes... you are still funny, and definately hot. pmsl.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...if I was standing next to Mrs. C at a party. She'd probably help me push you in and lock the door on the closet. | You did take out the title as Online Game Champion Australia in 2011...right? | Is that PSP in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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RHP User
14 years ago
After starting this topic I realized I should share too.... I think my family and friends,all four...lol..would say that I am kind ,generous...with time...dont have much money to give you but if you need it more than me, it's yours.I loathe prentious people and sooo love them...am a bit prentious on the odd occassion myself afterall.. I have an opinion about absolutely everything,but am happy to be proved wrong...well lke that is EVAH going to happen!! I love humour almost as much as I love words....love how words sound...I think cunt is a much maligned word....close your eyes ,say it out loud,,,,,has such a rich juicey sound.I am a big fan of irony..hate ironining ,avoid it at all costs. I laugh a lot.....the human condition fascinates me....am deeply curious about everything. I dont kill anything ,I believe all life is connected...I studied Tibetan Buddhism for 20 years.....I have been a single mother with a daughter who is now 27 and a teacher. I am a community artist and a writer,have completed one manuscript and workng on another.....love the research as much as the writing. I live a small quiet life in a rainforest garden now ,but have lived in the USa and Bali,and travelled to UK and Europe.I still want to go to Cuba though....I enjoy people.love planes and trains but dont drive.....I define cars by their colour....a philistine in that regard. I am content with my life but there is always room for improvement....more hot jungle sex would do it....yep am also quite unashamadely shameless in that regard.xHugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
100% Bitch here.
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RHP User
14 years ago
That was a beautiful read xx thank you
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RHP User
14 years ago
I was born in England and when I was four went to Zambia until I was ten. Then my family moved to Scotland .I stayed there until I left school. Then decided to take on the world, At eighteen I went to Europe stayed there for 10 yrs, in this time walked east to west of Switzerland 3 times, Alexander Mckenzie trail BC, Annapurna Circuit Nepal, and visit many other countries and cultures. Went back to UK lost the plot with political issues, country and how they treat their own, now class my self as British not English, I have no attachment to England what so ever except for some close friends there. I believe Scotland should have its independence, though I am not Scottish by birth. I could not stay in a country that due to what they call political correctness but in turn hurt so deep inside (Britain is governed by England so home to Scotland was not on the agenda). First opportunity to get out was to Oman, a complete culture change. I then travelled to near every town there including its islands. I have to use this opportunity to enlighten some people on such a place sorry for the of track - Did you know queen of Sheba’s castle is believed to be in Salalah, and when monsoon in India it comes up the gulf and lands here it is as a drizzle with so much humidity that you actually get waterfalls and the desert turns green with plantation, I would call this a wonder of the world due to its beauty and most of all it’s created by Nature! In Salalah the jebali sit out side the Banks on their walls on a Tuesday and some times Thursdays and trade all kinds including riffles, sheep, and goats. The Island Masirah was not allowed to build dwellings in brick or stone for 50 or 100 yrs due to a cannibalism act (this 50 -100yr span ended or was lifted completely in 2009). Being lucky with the job I had I could visit these out islands but the general public when I was there where not allowed to step foot on them. There is so much more to this small place but if any one is ever thinking of going and would like some info I have a wealth of it for you. I am now an Australian and prefer that to being called ENGLISH, don’t mind pome, I laugh under my skin when called it, Prisoner of mother England, ha I am here, England is many miles away with its prisoners. Princess Diana was my idol I worshiped her the day she was known and still do today not so much for her exterior beauty but from where she came. A shy unknown woman made to marry and obey to her gaining confidence voicing her opinion. The changes she made to countries and to millions upon millions of people world wide and for what she stood for, no matter what any one said including the Royal family. Writing this still gives me a tear of sorrow in my eye and a noticeable lump in my throat for her short but so well lived life. She and my 3 daughters are the women I feel for the most and will always hold close to thought.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm Jennifer Lee. I'm usually happy and cheerful. I love fart jokes. My favorite movie is "Down Periscope". I'm usually too timid to speak my mind if I'm uncomfortable with the people I'm with as I hate confrontation but then I tend to blurt things out willy nilly as they come into my head when I'm with friends. I love my husband and children deeply and unconditionally. I'm not exactly adventurous but I do have desires and fantasies and my second husband, jensman, has given me the support and inspiration to pursue them. After being timid and obedient under my first husband I now feel free. My second husband has encouraged me to be myself. With his support I overcame alcoholism which was my escape from the reality of my first marriage. It took years to beat and caused a great deal of stress and trouble but I have been completely dry for over a year now and I'm never going back. My life is closer to perfect than I could ever have expected. Thank you all for letting me have my say. Hugs and kisses, Jen.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Another post straight from the soul, whatever our differences, you just touched me somewhere very different. Probably THE most naked post I have ever read xxxx thank you for sharing more than a little bit of you.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT' 100% Bitch here. as much of a bitch as me this one Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mrs. P, at times you are insufferable. I hate the way you will take a segment of a sentence used by someone else and use it out of context against them. I despise your condescending manner in some posts. Sometimes your posts waffle back and forth and at the end of reading it I still don't know whether you were pro or con. I often see you offside with another member and root for the other guy. Yet, inspite of all that you manage to show a very real human side and appear to me as a beautiful lady. Kudos, Milady.
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RHP User
14 years ago
What my profile says about me and what I want is pretty spot on, what you see is what you get with me, the only things I spose I have left out are.. I march to my own beat..... I do things when I want , if hassled or pushed I will loose interest. I dont follow cliques or groups, I decide who I do or dont talk to. I am a very supportive and understanding person, but abuse my friendship I will guarantee I will walk away. I love my family they will always come first for me, they were there when I needed them its only natural I am there for them when I am needed. I am a single parent, my child is my number one priority. I definitley an amorous affectionate person when the right buttons are pushed, but it does not mean I want a relationship or to get married. If anything I have been miserable in my previous relationships and happier when single doing my own thing. I think that is me in a nutshell, I am not perfect but perfect is boring anyway !!!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
You either love me or hate me.Take it or leave it.I'm probably one of those random people you`ll never forget.I get bored with things easily. I like change.I'm an attention whore.Sometimes stubborn and maybe I won't listen to your advice. My feelings get hurt easily but I won`t make it obvious.I can talk my way out of pretty much anything.I WILL make you smile.I luv men who aren't afraid to challenge me.I dig girls with long hair and funky glasses.I need a man who keeps me on my toes.I want a woman that will paint my toes I value my family and friends,the environment and do care about how everyone may feel - are you doin` ok?WATCH as people STARE at me!I like to be fucked hard!When I'm with YOU, YOU are my everything!I like to take late night car journeys to nowhere,spontaneous adventures somewhere around the world.I am single and can be physicaly available but my hearts not.I`m a Human Being Me
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RHP User
14 years ago
i'm very affectionate with people, especially my friends.... and yet my immediate family express very little affection.i'll save a spider from the toilet bowl before pissing on him, but flies annoy me.as a kid i was a little shit with massive anger issues... i'm not one for gossip, therefore i'm good with a secret. i'll spill my guts to a complete stranger, i have nothing to hide. i have kissed my best mate many times on the cheek, such is my love for his friendship and meaning he has given to my life. i have no regrets, everything i've done in the past has brought me to where i am. i'm always optimistic, thoughts and words have power for me... i'm deeply spiritually, honest with myself and prepared to stand by what i believe in, even though i may look like a fool in the process. i love to debate, i want to know why and how... i want to hear what people are passionate about.... however my opinions are just that, opinions. i am the first to listen, the last to judge, and my mind is that open sometimes my brains fall out.. i'm not easily shocked! and rarely embarrassed... i am comfortable in my own skin and get a kick out of people that are comfortable in my company.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I think too much too often yet often don't think enough.I'm bossy and controlling but my life has chosen that path for me and I can't seem to help it.I'm drawn to the dark side but strive to make good choices.I believe my hubby was and is my saviour.I laugh often and loudly.My eyes twinkle when I smile and give me away when I desire someone.I wanted daughters and got sons - they are my life and though I will never understand their 'boyness', I understand their souls.I have no visual recall so words are my world. I can't get a mental image what my children (or anything) look like unless I look at a photo.I write to understand my feelings. I write for work. I write because I can.Words arouse me.I'm crap at Scrabble - that bothers me!I'm protective of those I love and fiercely loyal.I'm open-minded and little offends or embarrases me.People like to talk to me about their sexual problems...not sure why but I don't mind.I am persuasive and can talk myself and/or others into just about anything.I miss my sister.I'm scared of garages (and mechanics) and hide during thunderstorms.I'm not as confident as people think I am.
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RHP User
14 years ago
It is amazing to see another side to you....thankyou all for being so generous....a little like putting your clothes on in public
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Handmaiden' And a nastier, skinnier, meaner bald guy you would never meet. But yes... you are still funny, and definately hot. pmsl. and geez what a meeting that was you wonderful hot sexy woman Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Yes, you do nasty very well WBD and that's why I love ya!!! And if I met you, mmm. I think I might find a sweet faced woman who is kind to strangers. Bwahaha . xx Meeka rumours....all of it!!!! Hugs although Meeks i do have my strrap on and glad wrap packed.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
As I said... women pay hundreds of dollars to be wrapped in plastic WBD... although not to sure about being rogered stupid while wrapped head to toe and unable to move!! Can I please nominate a safe sentence? When I say "Fucking hell that hurts stop right now!" that is the your cue to stop!!! xxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
You had me at your first sentence... didn't need to read past that. I think I lurve you. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' As I said... women pay hundreds of dollars to be wrapped in plastic WBD... although not to sure about being rogered stupid while wrapped head to toe and unable to move!! Can I please nominate a safe sentence? When I say "Fucking hell that hurts stop right now!" that is the your cue to stop!!! xxMeeks but you know that will just egg me on more....you know i love to hear the scream Hugs
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