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Youngsters in our midst....
June 20 2011
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Letsgetcrazy09
15 years ago
Stalky...nnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo You were meant to convert that room into the new bathroom or something, haven't you watched that ad????? Lets
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RHP User
15 years ago
Another bathroom? Oh hell! It's too late for that.Maybe the rent should be set at the equivalent value of foreign student accommodation? Say $250 a week? I mean... I'd like to have at least 15 of those... and leave them to it so I an move into a small apartment. ;pGAz
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RHP User
15 years ago
Awh your just too good Stalkers. But seriously I am sure you can think of a way of getting rid of them... what did you say about sitting on the couch with no pants on ? Wacking off? I am sure if you do this a few times they will soon move out again. I am pretty sure you would be a bit wilder than your kids. Or have I got that wrong? :P By the way, apparently it is quite normally for kids to live with their parents up until 30 or so. Only way they can save enough to buy their own place. You just wait til the grandkids come along and you get baby sitting duty. Won't that be fun :) xx Meeks
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Letsgetcrazy09
15 years ago
Yes but dont forget they put at least five to a room, divide the living areas to rooms and get twice as many in there because they are there to study not socialise........gee that apartment is almost ready now!!!!!! Landlord Lets
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Letsgetcrazy09
15 years ago
Meeka Dont go spreading that rumor around, that gives me another 12 years at least Takes on Stalky's sitting on the couch and wacking off.......hopefully that will get rid of em........hehehe Cheers Lets
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RHP User
15 years ago
It's true letsgetcrazy, so they stay with you until they are 30, then they get married have babies which you then babysit. Come on, I am sure it ain't that bad. Keeps you young doesn't it? Hahahaha. Says someone with no kids & no responsibilities! xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
You're intending to get caught Stalkers???? That's evil , evil is in season :-)
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Letsgetcrazy09
15 years ago
I'm thinking caught is a little too strong, I'm thinking if they come in an see me they might want to join in...........there is that age difference thingy.............isn't there............however willing eager participants and all that..........now there I go mixing fantasy and reality again.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
I briefly had that child free place and then had a late pregnancy. However, I would never turn any of my kids away and did share a unit with my adult son for a few months. Fortunately he saw the light and left town. Focus and I regularly share space but not full time. Only a week here and there. I dont think she would care if I brought a man back to her house (in fact she encourages me to do so) although her lovely flatmate might as he and I have been known to share his bed and he is straight. He would more than likely just continue playing on line games in the same room until I was done, maybe offer a bit of advice here and there. I know Focus does curtail certain activities when I am there as there is no loud noises (probably ball gags) but she still has friends come to stay. It would depend on the relationship you share with your child. There are not many years between Focus and I and I guess we have long since begun to think more as very close friends rather than mother and daughter. You may need to have "the talk" all over again with your child. Explain that you have this very different life style and that there may be times when you need the privacy. It is a hard thing for a child to face that his / her parents are ony human too. Best of luck with it all.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well I have to say if I came home nd saw either of my parents masturbating I'd be like... Yep I'm going to my Bfs to live cya! And I'd have to say I'd be scarred... But in having said that I think it's brilliant that you've done your time bringing up the kids, nd I say have your fun! if your kids don't like it they'll leave...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Know anyone in real estate? Just get a big sign that says "Up for Auction" and tell the child that there is a lot of extra work that needs be done and you are sooooo glad to have them their to do it. | They might not move right away...but you might get a few rooms painted and all the gardening work done before they leave. | Just be glad they are not twins...
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RHP User
15 years ago
I grew up in Canada, at a time and place where where you were expected to move out of home as a teenager. I was 17, which was embarrassingly old for my my family, but in fairness, I did carry my younger brother for a while. Independence is one of the greatest gifts you can give a child... as my 12 year old is learning.
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RHP User
15 years ago
That is late! I moved out of home at 17, to study at uni.. i worked to support myself .. No way known to man would i move back in with my parents.. i love them to bits, i call my mum every day.. but nope! I think if i moved out of home, and came back.. and my parents were finally indulging in their chosen lifestyle, it is not up to me to change it.. I move back into their territory.. and their actions come with it.. IYKWIM ?
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have started doing weird things at home, I talk about sex with my sons friends, and freak them out. I ask his girlfriends if they are on the pill and do they know about STD's. Ask about breaking condoms, lube the best oral sex you've ever had, they look really strange for a minute or 2 and then decide its time to move out. You could also start cooking strange food, brains, tripe, liver, any sort of offal, that normally does their head in as well. Start walking around the house naked and backwards, and chant some sort of mantra to yourself, I will not wank on Wednesday, I will only thrash myself on Tuesdays you get the picture.
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RHP User
15 years ago
if your fun and immature then whats the problem openess is happiness as they say lol.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Throw another perspective on this what do you do when one of parents comes back to live with you lol door is always open but it does throw a whole new perspective on life :) oh and dad is away for the next three days ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Its awesome that they want to live with you, but you've done your job!However... having lived out of home they may have a better idea of the costs involved with running a house. If they've lived in a share house they will have an excellent idea of how easy it is to piss someone off when living together. It might just work but you need to set some ground rules.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Find a subbie girl/boy. Restrain using ball gag, leather wrist cuffs, spreader bar, the works. When offspring comes in invite them to join you. Heh heh heh.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT'Find a subbie girl/boy. Restrain using ball gag, leather wrist cuffs, spreader bar, the works. When offspring comes in invite them to join you. Heh heh heh. wikid wikid wikid
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT'Find a subbie girl/boy. Restrain using ball gag, leather wrist cuffs, spreader bar, the works. When offspring comes in invite them to join you. Heh heh heh. wikid wikid wikid
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT'Find a subbie girl/boy. Restrain using ball gag, leather wrist cuffs, spreader bar, the works. When offspring comes in invite them to join you. Heh heh heh. That could very well back fire!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Gaz, so what have you decided about house rules? I definitely think you should be asking for rent and contribution to the bills. As for bring randoms home at 3am. Not so sure about that, especially if they take after their dear old dad. Do you want to be sitting across a new random every morning at the breakfast table? Although, I guess you could always serve breakfast completely nude except for an apron. That would be cool... that way you get to show off that hot young arse :PxxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
lmfao... I don't think that'll work universally... I mean... what if one takes me up on the offer? Jesus no. That's too weird for me!HugsStalky Quoting 'MistressT' Find a subbie girl/boy. Restrain using ball gag, leather wrist cuffs, spreader bar, the works. When offspring comes in invite them to join you. Heh heh heh.
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RHP User
15 years ago
lmfao... thanks Meeks... but I'm quite used to the randoms at the breakfast table... that's never been an issue here... it's the damn noise! I do not like to be disturbed from my slumber!The little things that will really annoy me.... *I think mid week rules are no guests after 10pm... *Sunday night is not the same as Friday night even if it is still the weekend!!*Clean up after yourselves before you all go to the pub...*Don't just jump in my car and drive away....*Don't borrow my clothes!!*Don't lend my clothes!!*Just because I have 20 towels in the pantry doesn't mean you can leave 20 wet towels by the pool for me to wash, dry, fold and restock!*If you break it.... you replace it....*Buy your own bloody bourbon, prick.*I own the TV flicker and I'll watch the ABC if I want to, without debate... even if your friends are here wanting to watch a video... *No I don't want to share that packet of beer nuts.*Don't open a new bottle of something from the pantry that could have made a meal for all of us, just to put a dab on a toasted sandwich... and throw the rest away.*Don't ever lend my stuff to your friends.*Buy the milk, bread and toilet paper once in a while ffsThe things I will miss.....*leaving the bedroom door open and making a lot of noise during sex.*When they live here their friends just let themselves in... it's always been that way.. we used to encourage it..saves having to answer the door every few minutes.... *those little freedoms obtained when the kids moved out.... leaving the toilet door open when you're on the crapper for instance... all gone again.HugsStalkyQuoting 'Meeka100' Hey Gaz, so what have you decided about house rules? I definitely think you should be asking for rent and contribution to the bills. As for bring randoms home at 3am. Not so sure about that, especially if they take after their dear old dad. Do you want to be sitting across a new random every morning at the breakfast table? Although, I guess you could always serve breakfast completely nude except for an apron. That would be cool... that way you get to show off that hot young arse :PxxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ok I agree with all those rules ... well except the mid week rule of no guests after 10pm. Come on Gramps don'tcha think that is a little early?? How many guests does he have? Or is it a case of all his mates coming round. Surely one of them will have their own place where they can congregate. Doesn't always have to be at your place. Well I suppose you do have a spa & a pool. That's a big draw card. xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
What about * no sex in the spa or pool
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Bubbaj
15 years ago
im still living at home with mommy! easy living after having had moved out of home to live with friends and partner at the time and realising that its harder on the outside....i wouldnt move out of home unless mum really didnt want me here...although being the really embarrassing parent infront of friends would just deter me bringing them inside, but that means i have free roaming outside instead!10pm on a weeknite....what if they are all in my room and i have the door closed? can i get away with it? :) why wouldnt u still sit on the crapper with the door open? r u being shy all of a sudden?! start charging for the towel usage, either that or just keep em wet n dirty if they were coming round the next day... clothes, make it smell like old spice, problem solved. alcohol.....that u can't really fix unless you lock it away somewhere for the mess before the pub, just move it all into their bedroomoh oh oh, is the son single and open minded?! lol.... you could have a new roommate......ME!
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RHP User
15 years ago
No guests after 10pm - I have to agree with this rule and I'm 26. Where we live is half way to the pub from town and EVERYONE seems to call in either on the way there or on the way back. We work long hours then get home and spend an hour in the gym... by 9pm we are ready for bed! So i think 10pm is a fair call on a school night. Got your back on that one! Quoting 'stalky' lmfao... thanks Meeks... but I'm quite used to the randoms at the breakfast table... that's never been an issue here... it's the damn noise! I do not like to be disturbed from my slumber!The little things that will really annoy me.... *I think mid week rules are no guests after 10pm... *Sunday night is not the same as Friday night even if it is still the weekend!!*Clean up after yourselves before you all go to the pub...*Don't just jump in my car and drive away....*Don't borrow my clothes!!*Don't lend my clothes!!*Just because I have 20 towels in the pantry doesn't mean you can leave 20 wet towels by the pool for me to wash, dry, fold and restock!*If you break it.... you replace it....*Buy your own bloody bourbon, prick.*I own the TV flicker and I'll watch the ABC if I want to, without debate... even if your friends are here wanting to watch a video... *No I don't want to share that packet of beer nuts.*Don't open a new bottle of something from the pantry that could have made a meal for all of us, just to put a dab on a toasted sandwich... and throw the rest away.*Don't ever lend my stuff to your friends.*Buy the milk, bread and toilet paper once in a while ffsThe things I will miss.....*leaving the bedroom door open and making a lot of noise during sex.*When they live here their friends just let themselves in... it's always been that way.. we used to encourage it..saves having to answer the door every few minutes.... *those little freedoms obtained when the kids moved out.... leaving the toilet door open when you're on the crapper for instance... all gone again.HugsStalkyQuoting 'Meeka100' Hey Gaz, so what have you decided about house rules? I definitely think you should be asking for rent and contribution to the bills. As for bring randoms home at 3am. Not so sure about that, especially if they take after their dear old dad. Do you want to be sitting across a new random every morning at the breakfast table? Although, I guess you could always serve breakfast completely nude except for an apron. That would be cool... that way you get to show off that hot young arse :PxxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' lmfao... I don't think that'll work universally... I mean... what if one takes me up on the offer? Jesus no. That's too weird for me!HugsStalky Quoting 'MistressT' Find a subbie girl/boy. Restrain using ball gag, leather wrist cuffs, spreader bar, the works. When offspring comes in invite them to join you. Heh heh heh. What about wearing a gimp mask around the house?? Would that provide the motivation for the offspring to vacate the premises?
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RHP User
15 years ago
A gimp mask with their friends around? lmfao. Oh hell no. These are highly sexual creatures. Dirty young buggas all of them. You should see how they mock me! I already have to wallop my own arse to remind myself not to touch! No... some of the friends of my offspring would try and have their evil way with me for sure.. and if I'm all gimped up... I'm not sure if I could resist adopting the character induced by my choice of clothing! HugsStalky Quoting 'MistressT' Quoting 'stalky' lmfao... I don't think that'll work universally... I mean... what if one takes me up on the offer? Jesus no. That's too weird for me!HugsStalky Quoting 'MistressT' Find a subbie girl/boy. Restrain using ball gag, leather wrist cuffs, spreader bar, the works. When offspring comes in invite them to join you. Heh heh heh. What about wearing a gimp mask around the house?? Would that provide the motivation for the offspring to vacate the premises?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Bubba J... I've no doubt you would have them all in your room for sure... such a dirty vixen! haha.... Well... he's back.... time for that talk before he takes off in the car!!HUgsStalky Quoting 'Bubbaj' im still living at home with mommy! easy living after having had moved out of home to live with friends and partner at the time and realising that its harder on the outside....i wouldnt move out of home unless mum really didnt want me here...although being the really embarrassing parent infront of friends would just deter me bringing them inside, but that means i have free roaming outside instead!10pm on a weeknite....what if they are all in my room and i have the door closed? can i get away with it? :) why wouldnt u still sit on the crapper with the door open? r u being shy all of a sudden?! start charging for the towel usage, either that or just keep em wet n dirty if they were coming round the next day... clothes, make it smell like old spice, problem solved. alcohol.....that u can't really fix unless you lock it away somewhere for the mess before the pub, just move it all into their bedroomoh oh oh, is the son single and open minded?! lol.... you could have a new roommate......ME!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky'No... some of the friends of my offspring would try and have their evil way with me for sure.. And this is a problem because...........???????
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