You know you are spending too many late nights when.....

February 24 2011

I can think of a lot of reasons why I should sleep earlier but right at this moment my number one is:because you have somehow memorised the Proactive infomercials from the TV being on in the backgroundAny other suggestions how to tell you should end your nights earlier?Brad

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    When your dick falls asleep in your hand. :p Nah.. put the TV on a timer... and generate a new routine for yourself. Insomnia is no laughing matter.. It's difficult enough to get a good night's sleep.... see your doctor!HugsStalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    when u sleep in and miss your 4.30pm appointment at the dole office

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Same problem...not with the Proactive advert...but the magic Bullet...god, I want one...because the only thing I want when I can't get to sleep is to be able to make a nice spicy filling for Quesadilla's at 3.30am...and a frozen Margarita..yes, that combo will definately help me sleep...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'caitsidhe' Same problem...not with the Proactive advert...but the magic Bullet...god, I want one...because the only thing I want when I can't get to sleep is to be able to make a nice spicy filling for Quesadilla's at 3.30am...and a frozen Margarita..yes, that combo will definately help me sleep...Haha :-) Also same problem. Never in bed before midnite & seen 'em all a million times.... The magic bullet is a good toy, but no you won't use it a dozen times a day, every day, for every meal, for the rest of your life... Got mine from the local Homeart store for $40 - try it :-) Mine spends most of its time grinding coffee beans, & occasionally ice.But to your original question - Chamomile tea, they reckon, or non-prescription pills from your chemist called "Restavit" :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    You are still online at 3 am and the only ones to chat to are the other insomniacs. l The whole damn flock of sheep have leaped the fence and bloody escaped

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'caitsidhe' Same problem...not with the Proactive advert...but the magic Bullet...god, I want one...because the only thing I want when I can't get to sleep is to be able to make a nice spicy filling for Quesadilla's at 3.30am...and a frozen Margarita..yes, that combo will definately help me sleep... Maybe a silver bullet instead of the magic one. Relieves stress and soothes the soul.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    .....an early start is 10.00am.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'caitsidhe' Same problem...not with the Proactive advert...but the magic Bullet...god, I want one...because the only thing I want when I can't get to sleep is to be able to make a nice spicy filling for Quesadilla's at 3.30am...and a frozen Margarita..yes, that combo will definately help me sleep... Quoting 'xxticklishxx' Quoting 'caitsidhe' Same problem...not with the Proactive advert...but the magic Bullet...god, I want one...because the only thing I want when I can't get to sleep is to be able to make a nice spicy filling for Quesadilla's at 3.30am...and a frozen Margarita..yes, that combo will definately help me sleep... Maybe a silver bullet instead of the magic one. Relieves stress and soothes the soul. No have got one of those...and a top draw full of "gadgets"...not bought from Danoz direct of course lol...now that would an interesting advert...half an hour of your friends and neighbours dropping by for you to give a demonstration of your "Silver Bullet" and its versatility...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'caitsidhe' No have got one of those...and a top draw full of "gadgets"...not bought from Danoz direct of course lol...now that would an interesting advert...half an hour of your friends and neighbours dropping by for you to give a demonstration of your "Silver Bullet" and its versatility...Now I would stay awake just to watch that infomercial

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    There is, or was, a "sex aid" infomercial. . I can't remember the program name and haven't seen it recently but it was a half hour show that showcased a handful of vibes and things, with testimonials. I think at least one of the presenters (one male and one female) was a kiwi so I'm not sure if it was an Australian or NZ show. . Vibes, lube, butterflies and Ben-Wa balls were all shown, no demonstrations though. They just discussed the features and how each "Would add spice to your sex life". The testimonials were a bit of a laugh, think of every testimonial for any other of those products and you get the idea. Presenter, "So and so bought a ______ 6 months ago and couldn't be happier". Her, "It's amazing. Always puts a smile on my face. I don't know what I'd do without it". Him, "Buying the _____ has definitely improved our sex life and I'd recommend it to anyone". Both, "Thank you ______". . . As for the topic. . When V and Mother energy drinks are no longer the occasional "pick me up" but are an essential, "pick me up and carry me through the day" tool. . Cheers Rusty Loves his sleep but needs a 30 hour day. Lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    T.V. the drug of a nation, breeding ignorance and feeding radiation. Apart from heavily breasted beer commercials, television is a waste of time (but not energy). I was put off the idiot box by that movie Poltergeist where dead spirits arrived in the lounge when the grey, no signal was on screen. "They're Here".

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'caitsidhe' Quoting 'caitsidhe' Same problem...not with the Proactive advert...but the magic Bullet...god, I want one...because the only thing I want when I can't get to sleep is to be able to make a nice spicy filling for Quesadilla's at 3.30am...and a frozen Margarita..yes, that combo will definately help me sleep... Quoting 'xxticklishxx' Quoting 'caitsidhe' Same problem...not with the Proactive advert...but the magic Bullet...god, I want one...because the only thing I want when I can't get to sleep is to be able to make a nice spicy filling for Quesadilla's at 3.30am...and a frozen Margarita..yes, that combo will definately help me sleep... Maybe a silver bullet instead of the magic one. Relieves stress and soothes the soul. No have got one of those...and a top draw full of "gadgets"...not bought from Danoz direct of course lol...now that would an interesting advert...half an hour of your friends and neighbours dropping by for you to give a demonstration of your "Silver Bullet" and its versatility... lmao