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You know you are a swinger when....?
November 23 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
you have a different ring tone on your phone for your "swinging" friends! LOL Pusscat xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
and they call out the next ticket "69" and you answer "yes thanks" or the person serving calls out "next" and before you even realise what you are doing you are standing there, naked.
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RHP User
15 years ago
thats not a go bag ,,,,,lol,,,,thats a go suitcase ,,,,,,,,,,pmsl ,,,,,,,,,
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RHP User
15 years ago
sweetypie is the bullet for you if hes fugly?..lol You know your a swinger when.... wife : "Dave called today" me: "is that dave and andrea or dave and belle or dave and donna?" wife: " no dave the plumber... booooooooooooo B
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Mr_MrsJones
15 years ago
1. You have a suitcase to carry your toys around in 2. You are always telling your family that you are going 'out' but not where 3. You have bottles of spirits in your cupboard that have a sticker with your name on them 4. You get invited to a family dinner party and nothing in your wardrobe is conservative enough to wear including your shoes!!!! 5. You take pole dancing lessons and you are proud of it. 6. Your children think that RHP is facebook for adults
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Mr_MrsJones
15 years ago
7. You have a heap of condoms in your top drawer but your husband has had a vasectomy
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RHP User
15 years ago
I wonder what Sweetipie takes when she goes on holidays??
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RHP User
15 years ago
we use the term muggles party to our friends in the scene , they get wat we mean , get out the normal clothes ,shoes and go to the bbq or family get together , but leave early enough to hav the sexy change of clothes and the heels awaitn in the car and hit a club later on ,make every minute count guys :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
u know your a swinger when u finally work up the courage to meet another couple for the 1st time, spend 4-5 hrs behind closed doors having an amazing time together, then bashing your head against a wall wondering why we hadn't done this years before and your life before that. u know your a swinger when u are having sex with your partner who starts screaming out the names of other swingers at the height of orgasm.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Lord_lady so so true! I had a muggle ask why our vodka had our name on and I just said we went to a party and they did that so no one drunk the wrong bottle. anyway at the next muggle party we went to at that friends house she had sticky labels and pens near the esky - we just laught. I don't have kids but my mum thinks Rhp is just a forum I am on. I have an iud but a draw full of condoms.
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RHP User
15 years ago
you know you are a swinger when you see the word "lifestyle" and have a little giggly to yourself
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RHP User
15 years ago
ok i found these on net... but made me smile and laugh You know you are a swinger when: You know most of your friends’ names only as couples (Rich and Joy, Frank and Jen) but you don’t know their last names. You can’t remember the last time you had pubic hair. Before traveling somewhere on business or to visit relatives you look up couples in the area. (sweetypie) You have a strippers pole in the middle of your bedroom. You giggle at the golf course when someone asks if they can join your foursome.The word “slut” has become a term of endearment. You’ve taken photos of yourself with your head out of frame; And it was on purpose You can’t decide which of your three naughty schoolgirl outfits you should wear this weekend (kat) You frequently use the term “Friends of friends” when explaining how you know certain people (me) The babysitter wonders why you are always already wearing your full-length coat when she arrives. In the middle of sex with your partner, you ask someone else to take over for a minute while you go to the restroom. and finally Your husband has lipstick on his collar and he smells like another woman’s perfume and it brings a smile to your face. hahahah Bernie
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting lord_lady696. Your children think that RHP is facebook for adultslove it
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting lord_lady696. Your children think that RHP is facebook for adultslove it
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RHP User
15 years ago
Your muggle friends have stopped asking which 'club' you're off too that night and whether they can meet you there...
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RHP User
15 years ago
the kids happened to notice us looking at RHP (even though we try to be discrete, they can sneak up on us sometimes!) and asked why our name was orallyaddicted. I said it was because Mrs O liked to talk a lot..... :)
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Mr_MrsJones
15 years ago
Quoting 'AdventureTime' ok i found these on net... but made me smile and laugh You have a strippers pole in the middle of your bedroom. BEDROOM!!!! I have mine in the place where my dining room table should be. It does make for some interesting conversations with the parents of some of my children's friends. Best one so far; MOTHER: "Don't swing on that" CHILD: "Why not? Thats what it is for. Trin (daughter) showed me how to."
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