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April 15 2010

For some time now many of us have wondered who is "Jack Shit"? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You dont know Jack Shit". Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep In Shit inc. In turn Jack Shit married No Shit. The couple had six children. Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit a high school dropout. After 15 years Jack and No Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile Dip Shit married Shit Happens . Bull Shit travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit. So tell me now you dont know Jack Shit.

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RHP User

16 years ago

ok....I have laughin too hard to type!ffssss...LOL classic! sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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RHP User

16 years ago

you should have been a comedian ,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,no shit .........

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RHP User

16 years ago

I enjoyed that...thanks! Jx

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RHP User

16 years ago

Thats brilliant...thanks a bit like Whos on first.....

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16 years ago

Gee ya brought back memories of an oldie but a goodie. There is a longer version of it though. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Thanks for the laugh. xxMiss Honeyxx

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