You Know You're Horny When......

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  piercedfun

  14 years ago

  never has day dreaming about cock at work been so dangerous lol hard one to put on the compo form lol

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  That obviously comes when you get to the 9+ range! No wonder you bumped your head on the desk!

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Ooh I would have been more impressed if you had deep throated the ruler. :-) Do you ever do that? You suddenly realize that sucking the top of the pen isn't enough & you have started to slide the pen in and out of your mouth subconciously. Dirty bitch! Lol

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  .....A trip down the fruit and vege aisle at the supermarket conjures up all sorts of lewd images. .....The ropes and bits and pieces at Bunnings takes on a whole new usefulness. .....Driving past your favourite spot on the river bank in the middle of winter and you wonder if it really is THAT cold when it is minus 2 degrees outside. I mean, how cold does one get before freezing and surely body heat is warming? Roll on summer.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Your on this site

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  when you find yourself taking naughty pictures of yourself from beneath your desk at work and sending them to a regular playmate accompanied with text as to what you should be doing to him , You know all of the camera blind spots in your work premises and run through the list of work colleagues on the premises as to who may or may not be susceptible to some fun . Kisses Focus

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  ...you're drawing a few sketches with your pencil and start gazing intently at that little pink eraser on the end and the next thing you remember is how damn hard that thing is going to be to digest and have to get get a rubber for ... your drawing. I doodle when I daydream. |

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  tamworthguy46

  14 years ago

  Ummmn.....you know your horny when......You think about ringing you ex up......lol

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