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You Know You're Having Too Much Sex When
April 20 2016
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RHP User
10 years ago
... you can't walk straight from jelly legs, you sorta stumble around in a daze, you lose the ability to do mental calculations quickly but you don't fuckall care because you are in a post-sex state of bliss!
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
........instead of hitting up the Berocca, you reach for the preferred brand of Laxatives. Just to thin things up a bit.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Please explain?😇 Q
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
?
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RHP User
10 years ago
You buy lube by the litre
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Nowukas
10 years ago
I believe the scientific term for the euphoric sensation and lack of equilibria that you describe is referred to as "Cum Drunk" A terminology I was only just introduced to recently by a lovely fellow scientist studying in the same field as myself "Procreation practice and the immediate effects" I hope this information is helpful, I'm off to work. No rest for the wicked (or a wicked Wuka 😉)
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Nowukas
10 years ago
You keep count of your number of partners with a notch for each one on the bed head, but you had to stop that because you ended up sleeping in a pile of sawdust.
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Nowukas
10 years ago
You replace your bedroom with a turn style
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Nowukas
10 years ago
When you replace your bedroom DOOR with a turn style
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RHP User
10 years ago
Is it even possible 😋 I will let you know when it happens 👍🏻
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RHP User
10 years ago
Your cleaning lady asks about dusting your dildo
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' I start buying my condoms at five or six different places to avoid questioning looks from shop assistants. Lol . I think that is called deflecting suspicion? Is it working?
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RHP User
10 years ago
You fall asleep giving a head job.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You go to the same Dr for your 3 monthly testing and you actually go for another reason but Dr's first words to you are," The usual blood tests?"😳
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'xxticklishxx' Is it even possible 😋 I will let you know when it happens 👍🏻 In my dreams, my dear, in my dreams....
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RHP User
10 years ago
...finally realize that there really is such a thing as a ''cum coma''. I'm glad I have a Living Will stating that no one is to try to revive me!
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madotara69
10 years ago
listening to folk saying 'sex is only this much (little tiny bit)' for all else on any given day in a relationship. Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
You don't care what team ya'll are on :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' I start buying my condoms at five or six different places to avoid questioning looks from shop assistants.
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totallygenuine
10 years ago
Yes that was exactly me these last few years (always played safe) till about a year ago now that I'm attached it's every 6 months. 😉
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RHP User
10 years ago
Mrs Rantallion says so
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RHP User
10 years ago
when you go to the doctor to get tested and ask how often hookers and porn stars get tested. I kid you not, that's the very question I asked then proceeded to tell her just how active I was, note the WAS in there, and requested top shelf, meaning every test they had, hit me up with the lot. That was my first visit after being married for a gazillion years and then discovering what I had access too, blushing
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sweetgem
10 years ago
I start finding excuses for not wanting to see my partner for a week, and that every single muscle in my body aches like as if I had been run over by a 1000 elephants 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
When it starts to occupy so much of your time that everything else suffers. Losing too much weight, missing work, sore balls and friction burn on genitals that doesn't get to heal cos you just can't give the damn thing a rest lol. ...Sex is a drug for some of us. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'totallygenuine' Yes that was exactly me these last few years (always played safe) till about a year ago now that I'm attached it's every 6 months. 😉 30 validations and a ton of friends, just wondered, did your activity on here slow after you became attached?
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RHP User
10 years ago
When you wake up and put a condom on to have a shower just to keep your cock dry
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horneycouplewa
10 years ago
I'm on your team oops I've overdone it
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RHP User
10 years ago
...with the folks that own and operate the adult ''toy store''.
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
When you get halfway through a wank session and you could not be bothered finishing and go do the dishes instead.
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totallygenuine
10 years ago
Sure did, As my partner is aware with the friends that I've formed on here from over the years that I'm still involved with (mainly the ones on my friends list) as I have her full blessing. 😉
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RHP User
10 years ago
When the neighbours think you're running a wolf boarding kennel ....... howlllllllllllll 😄 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
You're both red raw and your little sperm factory got nothing left to give.
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ReyandJean
10 years ago
..you go to the sexual health clinic and have to take off your socks to answer the question, "how many sexual partners in the past 6 months?"
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RHP User
10 years ago
You buy shares in Durex
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'totallygenuine' Sure did, As my partner is aware with the friends that I've formed on here from over the years that I'm still involved with (mainly the ones on my friends list) as I have her full blessing. 😉 Yeah, I wasn't implying you were doing the whole cheating thing, sorry if it sounded that way. It was just your reference to things having slowed down If that's a slow week, I want what you're having
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' You buy shares in Durex ...for them to release the upcoming collection of ''Condom Emoji's''. I wish they would pay dividends in product rather than cash... a nice tax hedge!
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Hunter_2017
10 years ago
Bulk lube, condoms on ebay, And all comes to my door. Barely even an inconvenience I thought. However having to sign for a parcel covered in sweat and wearing nothing but a towel gets the same suspicious look I was trying to avoid :( - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'ReyandJean' ..you go to the sexual health clinic and have to take off your socks to answer the question, "how many sexual partners in the past 6 months?" blushing again but shit, partners in 6 months, I would have had to do more than take off my shoes, an abacus maybe
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RHP User
10 years ago
...and it takes you three hours to get out of bed. Even without having that morning blast of caffeine, you're still in a really good mood. Saturday is also laundry day and I think I need to happily wash the sheets... too!
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RHP User
10 years ago
When you tell her you have a head ache!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I know this, I had this great night of pure sex she did every thing she was like a wild animal I just laid back, getting out of bed I felt guilty so I said ' what about the money' she replied ' sure ' reached under her pillow and brought out a wad of notes ' how much would you like'.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Sucked dry and youre know called dusty 🤔 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
...you have an evaluation done by an independent assessor and the result comes back positive that you are indeed having too much sex! Yeah I'm sorry, I don't have a lot going on.
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RHP User
10 years ago
"It hurts when you masturbate!!" - Posted from rhpmobile
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Funfitguy1
10 years ago
Not sure quite what causes it but when I have too much sex (if that is possible) I have random women hitting on me
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Genius_Ironman
10 years ago
And they stay there.
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RHP User
10 years ago
.... who am i kidding. I have nothing! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
when the wood shavings from the notches on the bedposts get waist deep.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You crack me up 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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