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Would you just love to be famous?

November 12 2012

would you love for someone to make a film of your life?Who would play you?What would the title be and would it have a theme song?I would love for the love child of Meryl Streep and Lisa Minelli to play me in ''Bohemian Rhapsody'' ..naturally the theme music would be by Queen as well.x R

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I like my privacy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Let's see, I could be played by ...Patrick Swayze, oh wait, he's dead, ummm ...John Ritter, ...nooo, he's dead too, oh who am I kidding, ...Danny Devito it is.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Spent a lot of my time avoiding it , don't like the line light , or the attention , prefer to live my life without judgement or spectical - in that note is want Kate winslet to play me :-)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Have people (and the law) find out about all the stuff I got away with? Heeell no. I'm with Jensman on this one. Though I'm sure Johnny Depp would have earned himself an Oscar playing me. Sorry Johnny.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Why you thinking like that.????

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Too traumatic to view and I would have to wait for quite a few people to die first for legal reasons....but damn it would be empowering for me - However, what I would have given to play opposite Ryan Gosling in the Notebook....delicious

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    sylvester stallone and Arnold schwarzenager would be my machine gunner and ammo bearer. I would slap them to their feet and tell them to stop covering in the bottom of the foxhole.After the film, I would go in to reclusion and hire Aussie and Kiwi snipers (lower political profile) to pop any photographer that got within a mile of my armed compound:)sound good?:)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I have Meryl Streep's nose and Lisa Minnelli's hair,I love them both as actors,couldn't possibly choose.I identify with a Bohemian lifestyle,love Bohemian Rhapsody and Queen.x R

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Actors the same age as you: Brad Pitt Mike Myers John Stamos Johhny Depp (he's mine) and.... Rob Schneider! Do we have a winner?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Gee, Freya, I thought everyone already knew me and I thought everyone knows that I am a STAR And with what they can do with makeup and film manipulation, I could be little me, adolescent me and adult me when they make the film about my magnificent life. . . . now some of the leading men could be interesting. . . . Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Kenneth Branagh, Hugh Jackman . . . . mmmm and I am sure they would jump at the chance to play my lovers. Now for a title . . . . drum roll please. . . . . . . . . damn, bloody drums woke me up!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    What a boring movie it would be!!! LOL   Pusscat

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Yes a boring movie for me too... well maybe not the last few years. I think Selma Hayek would probably play me

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Nah, I too prefer my privacy. Being famous would be an even bigger headf*ck than being me. In saying that though, the movie, were it to be made anyway, would probably be entitled Always Choose The Hardest Possible Route and I'd want Scarlett Johansson to play me. No! The girl from Juno. Yeah, her. No. Lauren Graham, from The Gilmore Girls. I wonder how Drew Barrymore would do it ... Or maybe ... Look, let's just say you'd be hard pushed to find someone who could adequately pull off my awesome combination of indecisiveness and sheer stupidity on film!.Flirty x

  • Tart_Du_Jour

    Tart_Du_Jour

    13 years ago

    Frankly I can't think of anything worse to be honest

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Oh I no... RHP fame is enough for me. Truly. Bwahahaha. I wouldn't like the fame but I would love the money.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Hell no!   Even if they did an absolutely amazing job of editing the movie and played it for the folks that attended my funeral like some sort of eulogy, it would embarrass me to death.   I would hope that if that happened, they'd leave in that part where Katie Holmes begged me to have sex with her until I finally gave in, you know, just in case that little twat Tom Cruise happens to stop by to try to raise me from the dead with all that hocus pocus religious crap.   Wait a minute, if he stands in as my double at the funeral and cremation, maybe I can ditch out the back door with Katie!   Sure why not, make the movie. The cast and crew are all ready to go.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Yeah mine would be like a cross between the underbelly series, Bear Grylls and romper room.And I would have to be the leading man of course.

  • Tart_Du_Jour

    Tart_Du_Jour

    13 years ago

    Me too Meeka :D Fabulously wealthy yet anonymous, that would be fantastic.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    But if there was a movie about my life, it would be a cartoon or a real piss take movie with Wil Farrell playin me, a black guy..... I'm laughin just thinking about that crazy f#cker!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    You can just make up anything you like!   ... so after I invented the Internet and finished building it, I put my nobel peace prize on the shelf with all the others; really you'd think they'd let some else have one just to break the monotony and then saved the world from imminent destruction with a polystyrene cup, two ben-wah balls, a litre of KY gel and Bruce Willis' re-animated head. After the killer cyborgs came back form the future all that was left was his head after the frozen nitrogen accident...   ... i'm going to stop there before i get sued for copyright infringement.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    You wanna pay me millions, so that some guy wants a photo of me drinking a coffee or walking out the front in my boxers to get the mail? No dramas, where do I sign?????? What gets me is when they invade the kids lives. Look how many stars die or lose control at a young age, it's possibly just as hard to have everything as it is to have nothing. Interesting thought

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I am a very private person, but if anyone was to play me , I would love it to be belladonna..lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I would have to agree with most and say no to the life story in a movie...not really keen on all that attention.   But if it was to be then the movie would be titled - The Good, the bad and the ugly, Benny Hill theme song with possibly Viggo Mortensen to play me...apparently he looks like me...lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I don't mind cinema. But I’d rather It was a book about me. No I refuse to be humble about this. I think it could gather dust on alot of shelves very well.I actually think everyone has a book of some sort in them. I think mine is possibly a toddler book about the adventures of Merv the Mower and Billy the Barrow from the garden shed.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    famous just for fame sake ..no . but for the money they earn .. hell yes !!!! id put up with what they put up with for the millions they earn ..fuck yeh. so they get harrassed by photographers now and then big deal... id take that over cooking for 300 people in a hot kitchen 6 days a week anyday

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    What a cracker of an idea....paparazzi I could play jokes on, orgies like tiger woods, and a wading pool!!! I want Adam Sandler to be me!!!!

  • Innercircle

    Innercircle

    13 years ago

    As recently posted, Mr's job has been the subject of a reality show/documentry, had articles and studies written, been talked about in hundreds of web forums, and seen by millions both in person, and on tv.We managed to get the reality show stopped, despite all filming being finished. He'd been real careful to not have his picture published in any magazine (despite having a regular column in one), or anything associated with his work, online. Of course, a couple pics get through the cracks, but for the most part would have been hard to identify who it was.Then a magazine printed a half page photo. Full frontal, clear as hell.Within two weeks of that mag hitting the stands, we'd been interrupted during dinner out, had one guy yelling and screaming from a car next to us at the lights, and had a DJ in a nightclub, stop the music to announce our arrival. We walked out :)In 2011, we were married. E channel in the USA was filming a new reality series (since canned), and they wanted to bring the crew and the show's subject (someone Mr Rocker had worked with), over to film our wedding and associated goings on. We declined.So, for us, the answer is no. Being "famous" would definately be a negative.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I believe everybody has a story to tell. We can always learn something other people successes and their failures, in case epic failures.;-) I would prefer if the movie came out at the end of my time though... A few skeleton in the closet. I don't know about the actor... Maybe Paul Hogan or some other ocker actor with a cheeky grin.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'hardtruckin2011'What a cracker of an idea....paparazzi I could play jokes on, orgies like tiger woods, and a wading pool!!! I want Adam Sandler to be me!!!! Sandler doesn't do a thing without Schnieder so they could play HT and me in the film of Freya's life. Now Freya, which celebrities would be playing themselves?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'LittleRedEngine' I actually think everyone has a book of some sort in them. I think mine is possibly a toddler book about the adventures of Merv the Mower and Billy the Barrow from the garden shed. Ohhhh I would love to read those books - Children's books are the best

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    13 years ago

    Think there's a great movie in my life and I'm only half way through it. I'd like to see Maggie Gyllenhaal place me, and either Benito Del Toro or Joaquin Pheonix play MrPP.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    this has been fun,jensman,real life celebs,why sir I couldnt possibly say,have to protect the innocent

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    We can work out the details when we get to Sydney The “tat” project, or how I found my lost libido via rhp   Who would play me An aussie of course.   It would be a comedy for sure.   Though I would write it under another name as the last thing I would want is my past to hit the woman’s day,front pages. Fame is a hideous thing its the cost of your soul , no privacy is the same as being in prison.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    OMG , the thought of a movie about my life, lol. Now that could be interesting. It would be like a mixture of lets say The Note Book, Underbelly, ect, oh and with a bit of 50 shades of grey thrown in lol. As for who would play me ????? Good question maybe Jason Statham , Music mmmmm ACDC would cover a lot with Christina Aguiler, Eagles well there some that come to mind.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    if anyone was to play me in a move, it would have to be the luscious Monica Bellucci or maybe Sophia Vergara if she lost the annoying voice somewhat :)