M42
Would You Have Sex With Yourself?
June 03 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
Neptune.... Forgive me if I have this arse about lolAn identical (and there in lies the paradox) universe, ipso facto your going to be in the alternate universe and yourother will be in your universe so never the twain shall meet.Of course you could conceivably smash into each en route and be obliterated, or am I over thinking this.In case I have....yeah why not...would be a pretty unique kinda experience.Cheers Felonius...was it as good for you as me....bahahahaha
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RHP User
14 years ago
That's the one point of divergence! Chaos Theory takes hold from there so they cease to be 100% identical, but more or less the same.
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RHP User
14 years ago
No if's, but's or maybe's. My answer would dtill be no.
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RHP User
14 years ago
"If I were ever cloned, I'd turn gay. Nobody could do me like I could." Ofcourse, he was a sicko.
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RHP User
14 years ago
What can I say! Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sure ,who wouldn't,cos I am just sooo damn hot.I know just how to please me,myself and occassionally I.We will have long riveting convoluted conversations.Oh god, I am just sooo inlove with me,think we might get married,even have a threesome,me myself and I. Where did you say this portal is,Neptune?Beam me,myself and I up Scotty.Hugs Hesione Narcissus
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RHP User
14 years ago
and the choice is me ????????????????????????? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM thinking......(think music please) Uh....No - a resounding NO.... Why ? - cause I would expect me to call the next day, and I know I wouldnt it.... It is, what it is....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hell No!!!! I don't do pussy....not even my own!! Hugs roxxy
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RHP User
14 years ago
well seeing how im not gay and a giver not a taker,wouldnt that make my equal in the alternate universe a give and not a take as well.so as sick and unappealling sex with self would be .no it wouldnt happen
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RHP User
14 years ago
but I know I wouldn't mind that I didn't.I would absolutely fuck myself into unconsciousness.xx Sarah
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Paradisepair
14 years ago
& following on from the 3some idea, I'd love a foursome with parallel universe Mr PP joining us too.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I wouldn't sleep with me . I like to think I'm good in bed....no need to spoil the illusion
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RHP User
14 years ago
Not now not ever. The reason? Too easy...I am not into women in any way shape or form. Just not my thing.
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RHP User
14 years ago
How do you know you haven't?????
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RHP User
14 years ago
Categorically NO, nadda, nil! I am not in any way curious about being with a male, even one as stunningly good looking as myself :D
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hell YEAH. I would definitely want to fuck myself as I know what a fantastic lover I am. It would be an opportunity not to be missed. (It just may be that I'm the only one in this universe that knows of my sexual prowess, which is such a pity)
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RHP User
14 years ago
I like having sex with slightly dominant, deeply passionate and loving men. I think I'd be horribly disappointed by myself ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
1. I am not into women2. My other half is not into women3. Using an interdimensional device would have adverse effects on the space/time continuum by opening up the void between dimensions. This is NOT a good idea.4. If I wouldn't have sex with my other self then my other self wouldn't have sex with me.Beam me up Scotty!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
As I've been having great difficulties finding someone who will fuck me the way I want, I want to fight it out and whoever loses gets to be on the bottom.. or should that be the top?I would also film it. It would end up on Ultimate Surrender. I would totally own myself and force myself into submission, and it would end up with me fucking myself up my arse with a strap-on with my head pushed into a urinal.Hmmm, can anyone guess what porn I've been watching today?
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RHP User
14 years ago
My only annoyance would be in why did it take me so long to invent! lolI'll start at the last on the list (unsorted) - 2 orgasms at the same time - in the one mind....how on earth could i pass up on that!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Am having sex by myself now - why woudlnt it be any different?
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RHP User
14 years ago
I can't be friends with myself on here.I can't message myself.I can't even express interest in my own dates.How would I contact myself?Plus I like to pin people down and dominate them, and I wouldn't like that. I don't see myself tying myself up and spanking my own arse with a kettle cord, or playing deep bass tracks and using myself for my own enjoyment.If it did happen I'd definitely make me my bitch, though.RAHmmm think I might report myself for abuse.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Knowing what turns yourself on, what buttons to push, what your deepest and darkest desires and fantasies are? Despite the fact that I'm not into Asian women LOL.... I might go there. I wouldn't be staying the night, leaving a 'thank you for your hospitality' message, or making pancakes for myself the next morning though
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RHP User
14 years ago
yea why not? i mean we 'masturbate'.........so isnt that sex with yourself already? wouldnt what you suggest, just be an elaboration of that? and hey....if you had to pick between a stranger, and a double , who knew all the things you enjoyed, and how to 'do' you............wouldnt you always pick yourself?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'RandomAgent'I can't be friends with myself on here. I can't message myself. I can't even express interest in my own dates. How would I contact myself? Plus I like to pin people down and dominate them, and I wouldn't like that. I don't see myself tying myself up and spanking my own arse with a kettle cord, or playing deep bass tracks and using myself for my own enjoyment. If it did happen I'd definitely make me my bitch, though. RA Hmmm think I might report myself for abuse. . That takes the cake. . PBG, you too made my sides hurt a little . Flirty x
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RHP User
14 years ago
So polarising! To all those not attracted to the same sex at all: fair enough, but wouldn't it be just like wanking? I mean, it's pretty much you, but duplicated? Same body, same experiences, same mind, just two of you!
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RHP User
14 years ago
but i'd walk away wondering if i was missing out?but my fantasies of watching TWO (count them) MissSarah's going for it would probably make up for that. ~looks up the list~actually there's a few up there that give me a tingle or two.
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RHP User
14 years ago
And that's a clone of me.What a sweaty, sexy mash-up of awesome that would be!
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RHP User
14 years ago
People are always telling me to go fuck myself.
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